The lighter side of customs

[pegasus]

This thread aims to collect some of my not-so-serious customs.

TELE-TUBBIES:
Tele-tubbies, everybody loves to hate them. So why would you draft them?
Well, they're cheap (yes, I know you know they're cheap, but that is not what I meant). And if you manage to get them up close -their small size helps- they have a truly mind-blowing special attack:



THE GRINCH:
Do your friends always seem to pick up the good figures with all the nice specials, just when you wanted them?
Don't get mad, get even. The Grinch will snatch those nifty specials from right under their sniveling noses. That'll teach them.
Just watch those annoying Christmas Carollin' Whos.



SIR RENDER:
Do you feel lucky, punk, well do you? If so, then Sir Render is the guy for you. Drafting him is a hefty gamble as one bad roll means you're toast. But his negative point value allows you to seriously outdraft your opponent. Watch his dreams and army crumble as you roll (just don't roll a 1) all over him.



RINCEWIND:
For Discworlds' Rincewind running away is a religious act, it may not give you eternal life but it definitely gives you more life. Enlisting Rincewind means you're drafting the ultimate survivor. Sure, his tremendous speed (coming from a lifetime of running away) make him a good glyph grabber, but this is not where he shines. With Rincewind you'll never loose a game again. Sit back, relax. Let Rincewind do the running and watch your opponents' frustration grow and grow as they keep trying to take him down.

[Mort_isha28]

LOL I like these they are funny. I may just have to print these just to have them. LOL Good work