Toenail Deaths in the Family

[Ugly-Caco]

My brother stabbed his foot in one of his biking trips last weekend and his middle toe nail died.

2 weekends ago, my mom had an accident with a falling object that killed her big toe nail.

15 minutes ago, I lifted my 3yr old nephew from the piano. As I was moving him away, he hooked his foot on the piano chair and sent it falling on my foot. I'm soaking my foot right now in a bucket of cold water and ice. My big toe nail is dying.


These successive nail incidents are freakin weird. If I'm not in throbbing pain I’d find these hilarious. Maybe when the throbbing pain stops…

[ParaGoomba Slayer]

I'm lucky i've never done that. Well, actually i've stubbed my pinky toe on corners enough to make up for it.

[K/H_Addict]

I read that whole post wrong twice. I thought people were dying because of nail, not toenails dying because of irony...

[Ugly-Caco]

Originally Posted by K/H_Addict

I read that whole post wrong twice. I thought people were dying because of nail, not toenails dying because of irony...

Sorry about that. I edited the title.

[Wind Lane]

That's happened to me. We used to have this 3 or 4 pound hunk or graphite (might have been lead, but none of us died from playing with it, so...) and I dropped the thing exactly onto my big toe, it didn't hit anything else. Toenail fell off in my sleep and we never found it (convinced me that there's a toenail fairy out there who owes me a dollar). Main thing I remember about it is IT HURT.

[Oh Yeah! I'm Here]

Toenails can fall off and die?!? I shouldn't have just crushed my big toe with that 200 pound block!

[Onacara]

They do say that death comes in threes.

[DeathWalker (big number)]

My brother lost his big toe nail to a falling Diet Pepsi. He dosen't like Diet Pepsi so much now.

[scottishlad5]

thats sux, Mine did that only my whole nail came off, then just secondss later of jumping around I jumper on a nail and it went throught my foot. I was like OWWWWW!

[Einar's puppy]

wow...toenail deaths...noce my sister dropped a gridle on her foot. She had it on a cabinet above her bed when he went to visit my aunt and uncle in Lake George, New York. Sadly she could hardly swim after. her toenail grew back.

[K/H_Addict]

My dad lost his fingernail once. He slammed it in a door and it turned purple. Then he went to the doctor who drilled a little hole in it to release the pressure. after that it fell off.

[DeathWalker (big number)]

I lost my thumb nail to a basket ball, but when it fell off a few weeks later their was a new one already underneth it.