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Old February 3rd, 2016, 12:44 PM
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There are three guys wearing trench coats on top of the Empire State Building.

The first guy says to the second guy, "Did you know that if you jump off the edge and open up your coat, the wind will blow you back onto the roof?"

The second guy says to the first guy, "No way!"

So the first guy goes to the edge, looks back and says, "Behold!" and jumps off the edge, opens his coat and floats back onto the roof.

The second guy says, "I have got to try this. Here's my phone. Take a video," goes to the edge, jumps off, opens his coat, and falls straight down screaming. SPLAT!

The third guy looks at the first guy and says,

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Old February 3rd, 2016, 02:05 PM
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There are three guys wearing trench coats on top of the Empire State Building.

The first guy says to the second guy, "Did you know that if you jump off the edge and open up your coat, the wind will blow you back onto the roof?"

The second guy says to the first guy, "No way!"

So the first guy goes to the edge, looks back and says, "Behold!" and jumps off the edge, opens his coat and floats back onto the roof.

The second guy says, "I have got to try this. Here's my phone. Take a video," goes to the edge, jumps off, opens his coat, and falls straight down screaming. SPLAT!

The third guy looks at the first guy and says,

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I prefer this ending:

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Old March 25th, 2016, 01:55 PM
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Well HOPPY Easter, guys! I got EGGSactly the kind of candy I wanted.

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Old March 27th, 2016, 07:17 PM
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The priest announced to the congregation: "Brothers and sisters, I hold in my hand 3 sermons: a $100 sermon that lasts 5 minutes, a $50 sermon that lasts 15 minutes, and a $20 sermon that lasts an hour. Now we will pass around the collection plates, and then I will know which sermon to deliver."


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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" The husband said, "No sweetie." The woman said, "I'm sure you would." So the man said, "Okay, I would" Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so." Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."
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