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The Joke Thread!
Joke of the Day Things that make you go hmmm... : (part 2)
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Joke of the Day Things that make you go hmmm... : (part 3)
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Joke of the Day
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!" |
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Why did star wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
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If you're not rolling for Stinger Drain, you're not living. |
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The Joke Thread!
Joke of the Day In honor of the new Star Wars movie: What do Jawas have that no other creature in the galaxy has?
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What happens when a red and white X-Wing crashes into green water?
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How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
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What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
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What's the difference between an AT-AT and a stormtrooper?
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Why did the Ewok fall out of the tree?
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Comic Con should be on May the 4th. |
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Triumphant return! Good stuff!
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Joke of the Day New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Watch less T.V. in standard definition. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser. Watch more movie remakes. Start washing my hands after I use the restroom. Procrastinate more. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will become a vegan for a day and subsequently learn that it was a missed steak. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future. Drink. Drink some more. Finish what I've st Repaints My Maps Online Maps Customs CoN is FuN
Q3C Custom Contests How can you tell which kid at the playground is going to grow up to be a trombone player?
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Joke of the Day The consistency of this thread. Repaints My Maps Online Maps Customs CoN is FuN
Q3C Custom Contests How can you tell which kid at the playground is going to grow up to be a trombone player?
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Joke of the Day What is pink, goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
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Ah, I was actually thinking ....
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But that's probably not as consistently pink. C3G can be played with official Heroscape, but it's not recommended.
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That seems a lot like a...
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Oops, rolled a 1. |
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Joke of the Day Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps,
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Q3C Custom Contests How can you tell which kid at the playground is going to grow up to be a trombone player?
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