Infomercial Scape: NEW wave 1!!

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Hello again everybody! One year ago we introduced "Heroscape: The BOGO of all time" and now we're back! Thats right folks! The fist expansion set is here and available through this exclusive TV offer! The new set contains one new common squad, two new unique squads, and a brand new unique hero!

Do you play Heroscape in a cold game-room or basement? Does your regular blanket leave you unable to move your figures? Well you need the snuugies and their snuggie followers!!!




Amazing!

In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife! But that doesn't work so well on a robot! These are the amazing Ginsu knives!



But wait! You also get this incredible Ginsu Cleaver to complete your set!



You get all this for the low low price of $29.95! But that's not all! Call now and we'll throw in this amazing TREASURE GLYPH!!




Thats right! All this can be yours if you just call now! Operators are standing by.


The Original Master Set:


This is a great deal folks! You are never going to see it offer like this again! Idunno, it sells itself. New from HSN, the Home Scaping Network, it's Heroscape: the BOGO of all time. This master set is only available through this ad. It contains two brand new unique heroes and their brilliant support. You don't see a deal like this every day! Let me show you.


BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!
Act now and I'll double your common units absolutely free. That's right! You get a Vince Offer, a Billy Mays, two Sham-wows, two Oxi-Cleans, and two Mighty Putties! All that for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. I don't think I've ever seen such a good deal. Just call 1-800-SCAPERS.