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Old May 1st, 2012, 09:41 PM
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Re: davidlhsl's Battles - Hitting the Freeway

David: “Set your GPS devices for fun, Sports Fans! We have one more freeway battle, and Sock Puppet joins me in the broadcast van along with Pam.”

Sock Puppet: “Ready to assist, David! The vehicles have been fueled and are heading down the freeway at top speed!”

Pam: “There was that one incident when the tan car tore through a Sonic Drive-In hoping to pick up one of their slushes.”

David: “Those give me brain freeze.”

Pam: “You can pinch the bridge of your nose to relief that pain.”

David: “I saw that on television and tried it. I still have brain freeze, but my nose hurts.”

Pam: “You’re weird.”

Sock Puppet: “Perhaps these Route 44 Cherry Limeaids will hit the spot!”

David: “Oooo, I love those. Gimme!”

Pam: “I prefer water, thank you.”

David: “I’m getting a text. Hee, Bob is yelling at us for not drinking Burt’s Beer. I suppose we should do something for our sponsor.”

Sock Puppet: “I’m way ahead of you, David. Check out these beer soaked brats I grilled.”

Pam: “Those are brats? They’re awfully flat to be bratwursts.”

Sock Puppet: “I know. I soaked them in Burt’s Beer.”

David, Pam, and Sock Puppet: “Hahahahaha--- ahhhhhhhhh.”

Pam: “David, you’ve got another text.”

David: “It’s from Bob, but I can’t read it aloud while we’re on the air.”

Off-camera announcer: “Summer is here, so enjoy your bratwursts soaked in the flat brew of Burt’s Beer. Burt’s Beer: Chillin’ while grillin’ with Burt’s will require penicillin.”

Sock Puppet: “Summer???”

Team Rhino vs. Team Emma Frost

Spoiler Alert!


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