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Welcome to the year of the black water dragon! Astrologically it’s supposed to be an unpredictable year, but on the positive side. Find out below what this year has in store for you!
Although some people believe the Mayans predicted a doomsday in 2012, this theory is only true if you are employed by a company that is restructuring, or you’re struggling with your mortgage. In general a dragon year is lucky, unless of course you are one of the unfortunates affected by acid spray special attack.
There is a Ching dynasty prophecy predicting that a wise man will appear in 2012 to make the world prosperous and peaceful in the year of the Black Water Dragon. But wouldn’t a really smart person duck the spotlight?
Some have interpreted Nostradamus’s ramblings and expect a comet or asteroid to strike the earth this year. I think if we all buy backyard trampolines it may save us. I also own stock in a trampoline company.
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