male or female?

[K/H_Addict]

im not trying to be sexist, but i'm sure there are by far more males than females that play heroscape out there. I'm curious of the ratio of males:females...

[Kenntak]

Speaking of females, I have not seen Funrun around much.

[K/H_Addict]

she's busy with real life. i believe i read somewhere that she'd be on and off occasionally, and more often later in the summer. idk why, but she's still out there

[netherspirit]

Speaking of females, I have not seen Funrun around much.

She's been busy with RL. I am sure she will make her way over here, eventually.

[Barfodor]

But i think your right. so far, only males have voted. Sure, that will change, but i do think that males are somwhat, dominating, this game. But same with K/H_Addict, i too am not trying to be sexist, because i am not.

[funrun]

Ok, I voted.

I am really busy in real life and intend to stay that way for a while. My summer looks to be fun and busy too (Gencon may be a part of this), so I dunno if I will be back here much. I'm not reading up on forums anymore, but I keep in touch with some people I've gotten to know over the last few months, so I know when my name comes up online ;).

The most accurate way to think of me is—line stolen from the (absent?) rickjames—"I'm everywhere and no where and right behind you." ;)

[Sapper]

Last time I checked I was 100% Dude.

[Malechi]

... My summer looks to be fun ...

Does that mean we can look forward to a 'from the chin down' bikini shot avatar?

http://members.aol.com/theferretpix/longtongue.gif







:quarter:

[Barfodor]

:lol: If thats what we have to expect, this will be my new HS home and i will never leave! :lol:

[K/H_Addict]

...My summer looks to be fun and busy too...



:puke:

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Last time I checked I was 100% Dude.
How often do you check?

[Nwojedi]

we know who the 2 girls are. This poll will not be a surprise. :)

[caravaggio]

Last time I checked I was 100% Dude.
How often do you check?

this just about made me wet myself.


holy crap, h-e-h, i wish you lived nearby.... you'd be a fun addition to our group. and there's room now that funrun went back home. i think we've only played once since she left us.

[Sapper]

Last time I checked I was 100% Dude.
How often do you check?

5 or 6 times a day. I am very insecure :grouphug: < I need a grouo hug!

[K/H_Addict]

holy crap, h-e-h, i wish you lived nearby.... you'd be a fun addition to our group. and there's room now that funrun went back home. i think we've only played once since she left us.



wow the connotation on that sentence......wow :brickwall:

[Jeabird]

Oh really. and who are we oh wise and wonderous wiz? I answered the call of the girls back on HQ and now I represent Grrrrl Power over here. :wink:

[reapersaurus]

well, bunjee makes 4 then, at least.
Onlty 3 have voted so far, tho.

[Barfodor]

Think Bunjee has joined here tho?

[netherspirit]

Think Bunjee has joined here tho?

Checking memberlist....um yep.

[Barfodor]

Well, she needs to come here and vote so we know for sure there are 4 women here. However, the fact is that mostly men play this game, or at least are on this site.

[SyvarrisX]

Well, I voted, there are way more males here.

[Gambit]

i just voted and it says theres 90% male 9% female.
i Dont even want to know what the other 1% is...

[ultradoug]

i just voted and it says theres 90% male 9% female.
i Dont even want to know what the other 1% is...

netherspirit.

[Fallen Templar]

i just voted and it says theres 90% male 9% female.
i Dont even want to know what the other 1% is...

netherspirit.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[K/H_Addict]

89% males 10% females.



1% netherspirit.









could the polls be messed up, or do the numbers not divide into 100 evenly?

[netherspirit]

You guys are funny!

1%! PSSSSFT!!!! I am 5.45% of the total posts :P

[Gambit]

i just voted and it says theres 90% male 9% female.
i Dont even want to know what the other 1% is...

netherspirit.

your saying he's a he-she?!? :!:

[gibberish_47]

i just voted and it says theres 90% male 9% female.
i Dont even want to know what the other 1% is...

netherspirit.

your saying he's a he-she?!? :!:

No, we're saying it's a he-she goat.

Or lady-man, depending on your preferance of titles. :lol: Man, this post is just begging to be ghost-modded!

[Fallen Templar]

:shock: :shock: Netherspirt has 779 :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: I'm never gonna catch up :cry: :cry:

[Miniature Geek]

I never knew bunjee was a girl...

Anyways I refuse to vote...

It's a sexist poll.

Wait I'm a sexist... :twisted:

:( you mean sexist means you don't enjoy it... never mind, I was right, I'm not a sexist.

[Aranas]

im not trying to be sexist, but i'm sure there are by far more males than females that play heroscape out there. I'm curious of the ratio of males:females...

At my place, it's 10 Vs 1 (only one girl playing HeroScape with us). :(

[Su-Bak-Na]

I am man, here me roar. j/k (not about the man part though.)

[KeeperOfPeace]

I am also yet another man.

[ultradoug]

I am a guy.
Last I checked....
yep.
still a guy.

[Gambit]

you sure?

j/k, me too incase you havent already guessed

[Gambit]

there's still that missing 1%

[Mr. Underhill]

I wasn't sure what the question was...

Am I male or female?
Would I like a male or female?

:D


Mr. (or Mrs.) Underhill

[ultradoug]

http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave/rpggen/

[ArchonShiva]

My girlfriend plays. But so do at least two male friends who don't post here.

[Buddy Lee]

Boxers or Briefs?

Oh, com'on someone had to type it.

Buddy Lee

[Grungebob]

Love your new sig line Buddy!!!

[bunjee]

we know who the 2 girls are. This poll will not be a surprise. :)

Well, I'm not sure who you were thinking of but I knew of 3 who posted regularly and a few others that were off and on (such as Jeabird).

9 surprised me a little. But I think many members have gotten their girlfriends to sign up, or are voting female just to mess with your heads. Only 3 females have put comments in this thread (as of me)

[ishbul]

BOY

[Buddy Lee]

Love your new sig line Buddy!!!

Thank you.

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Buddy Lee

[lilwis]

Boxers or Briefs?

Oh, com'on someone had to type it.

Buddy Lee
Boxer Briefs alllll daaaa waaaaay!

And..I'm femme.

[StarSlayer]

Boxers or Briefs?

Oh, com'on someone had to type it.

Buddy Lee



Sorry I don't use either. No not commando either.

[skyknight]

Thong?

[NiteRaider]

I voted (male, of course)

89% male
10% female
1% netherspirit
I'm 100% *glass shatters*!!

BTW, when did Malechi become a Site Admin? Well, there goes my #8 target of people I like to throw out the window...

Nah...

[StarSlayer]

Didn't think about thong, those should only be on good looking women anyway.

No, spandex normally, something right in the middle of the boxer/brief, and lets me jump into a pool without the problems that come with not having the correct clothing...

[NiteRaider]

Thank you, Star for planting dark thoughts in my head.

[StarSlayer]

I am good at those dark thought,

Many people that I know say that all gutters start with my dark, dangerous mind.

[NiteRaider]

Yeah, you're good, perhaps too good... (shoots tazer at Star, who gets electrocuted) We have rid the world of Star's dark brain! (crowd cheers)

[StarSlayer]

But now your going to have to spend the rest of time, with no dark thoughts.

Hmm, Better reboot.

[NiteRaider]

Have some NR coffee. It cures all damage!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

female

[Havokscry]

female

uh oh, you should have remained anonymous. you're in for it now.

[ultradoug]

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/67196791044971651bf265.gifhttp://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/979361344449de69d51e3b.jpg ^_^;

[StarSlayer]

Well, at least we all get to talk to someone new.

[NiteRaider]

What has the world come to!

[skyknight]

Taelord Focker is a great name, welcome to the boards.

[Havokscry]

two rules in "male or female?"

1. don't say you're female
2. if you are female, don't use Taelord in your name.

If you did both of those, that will make ultradoug very happy.

[ultradoug]

two rules in "male or female?"

1. don't say you're female
2. if you are female, don't use Taelord in your name.

If you did both of those, that will make ultradoug very happy.

you've got it all wrong! thats the best name ever!
Tae is very happy.

[StarSlayer]

I thought it was a good name also.

Kind of worried at first, until I saw it was a she using the name.

[skyknight]

And that was the last post she will ever make :lol: Come back its ok, nobody here bites....well.....not hard.......except for Doug.......but that costs extra........he's really nice though!!

[Havokscry]

where is bunjee or funrun when you need them?

[skyknight]

At truths playin Heroscape :( not jokin

[Havokscry]

well, there goes the support group then.

[ultradoug]

lol all the admins are away, TAKE OVER!

[markwars]

I don't want to take over a sausage party. It's all ninthdoc whenever he arrives. I'll see a few of you over at Sexy Gals Chat. I'm pretty sure it's all girls there, right?

[skyknight]

AAHHHH MArk wars, I see your swartz is as big as mine :lol:

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

female

So you finally joined? Cool, now I have someone that shares my sarcastic sense of humor on my favorite site. I warned you that you'd be outnumbered something like 600 to one. Don't tell them how hot you are or they'll ask for photos.

Now you can ask all you stupid questions on here instead of bothering me all the time.

Still on for Friday?

[StarSlayer]

Damn, that is 2 Spaceballs comments I have seen tonight.

Makes me so happy..
Now I have to go and watch it again.

Can I get a freash drink while I load up the DVD player?

[ultradoug]

Post pic here:

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=615

ask away, I'll answer.

[skyknight]

Hot chicks only play boardgames when tey are paid by big companies to do it. so I know your lyin Ponyboy :lol: Taelord you don't happen to be one of those hot asian chicks at like the videogame releases are you. If you are, well I am a big burly American fightin man :lol:

[Havokscry]

female

So you finally joined? Cool, now I have someone that shares my sarcastic sense of humor on my favorite site. I warned you that you'd be outnumbered something like 600 to one. Don't tell them how hot you are or they'll ask for photos.

Why ask her, when they can ask you? :twisted:

[ultradoug]

I saw her first! *shoves skyknight down the stairs, he hits Banister along the way and they both fall down, landing ontop of nightrider *glass shaters**

[NiteRaider]

OUCH!! (checks UD through passing window truck) *GLASS SHATTERS!*

[ultradoug]

checks?
http://www.almedacollege.org/images/secure/check.gif

[NiteRaider]

No, like hockey, Donald Chump.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

She's a cutie. But I like the nerdy secretary glasses/skirt thing.

Sorry, I won't say anything else about you.

xoxo

[skyknight]

I do too, thats why I dress up that way sometimes. I will Pm you picks Ponyboy :lol:

[ultradoug]

*explodes*

[Havokscry]

the inmates are running the asylum!!

[skyknight]

That is exactly how it feels :P :screwy: :hump: :rofl: :toast: :grouphug: :banana: :drunk:

[ultradoug]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
see you in the tavern, avi above you post, and the show off avi/sig threads.

[NiteRaider]

I'm an inmate! CUCKOO! CUCKOO!

[ultradoug]

skynights doing the chicken, better watch out.

[NiteRaider]

I'm (reluctantly) cheering him on.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

I do too, thats why I dress up that way sometimes. I will Pm you picks Ponyboy :lol:I'm enlisted...wouldn't that be fraternization?
Sir.

[skyknight]

chicken doesn't like it one bit neither :lol:

[skyknight]

Not if we cuddle :lol:

[ultradoug]

skyknights in the milatary? no wonder its all screwed up! :D
haha pwned! EAT THAT!

[NiteRaider]

Is this Call of Duty?

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

Not if we cuddle :lol:This is turning into a very bad movie...

but if I can wear the flight suit...

[skyknight]

Not any more :(

[ultradoug]

Man I rember when I was in the service.
don't ask or tell me whats going on boys.
I'm gonna hang out with that other Tae person.

[NiteRaider]

Can I do a Russian dance?

[skyknight]

I can light a cigeratte in my flight suit in 100 mile an hour winds. I guaruntee it.

[ultradoug]

sure.
whatever.
@_@:

[Havokscry]

I don't think that anymore girls will post here after this.

[ultradoug]

http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/locator/images/russiangroup2.gif

i'm in the wrong darn topic now.

[skyknight]

Sure they will, cause I'm .....funny :lol:

[ultradoug]

everyone must use this pic in all posts today:

http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/locator/images/russiangroup2.gif

[Havokscry]

ud's mission is to put that image in every topic.

[NiteRaider]

sure.
whatever.
@_@:OK (tries to do high leg kick, but falls on top of UD, carrying a ton a glasses) *glass shatters* Oopah!

[ultradoug]

russian dance!

http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/locator/images/russiangroup2.gif

plus spin kicks!


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ultradance.gif

[NiteRaider]

http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/locator/images/russiangroup2.gif
Canadian bomber!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

She's a cutie. But I like the nerdy secretary glasses/skirt thing.
so i'm a nerd huh? refresh my memory. didn't this nerd kick your butt last game? do i really have to call u ponyboy? and yes fridays on. i think we get t-shirts this time. more people should donate blood.

everybody donate blood this week!

[skyknight]

Yay she came back. And yes you must call him Ponyboy now, and Ponyboy must properly address you as Mrs. Taelord Focker. Especially at game time.

Its your turn Ponyboy.

Why thank you Taelord Focker...

somethin like that :lol:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Yay she came back. And yes you must call him Ponyboy now, and Ponyboy must properly address you as Mrs. Taelord Focker. Especially at game time.

Its your turn Ponyboy.

Why thank you Taelord Focker...

somethin like that :lol:

but i'm not a mrs. i'm a miss.

[skyknight]

Aaahhhh sorry about that. I should have known you were ponyboy's friend though when I read your location. Also I read your profile, do you really live off of drippings from the ceiling? :D

[TAELORD FOCKER]

we both like nirvana. he told me to put something weird in there when i made a profile. it's just a line from a song.

[skyknight]

Ahhhh that explains it, pushed on by Ponyboy :D Well seriously welcome to the boards. People here are generally nice and helpful.. if you have any questions fell free to ask them. Though it is kinda Ponboy's obligation to take care of ya since he talked you into showin up. :lol: Could you tell Ponyboy that I nedd that flight suit back please!!! :wink:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

he's a sweetheart. kind of guy that will come pick u up at 3 am with no questions. or get a snake out of the pool or chase a raccoon out of my basement. he just has a strange sense of humor. kind of like me.

[skyknight]

a strange sense of humor......welcome to your new home Taelord :)

[ultradoug]

he's a sweetheart. kind of guy that will come pick u up at 3 am with no questions. or get a snake out of the pool or chase a raccoon out of my basement. he just has a strange sense of humor. kind of like me.


You like strange eh?!

I'm so going to win.

Humm.

Smells like teen spirt.

then again, if you go with Weird Al...

What are the words to this song? I wish you tell me I don't know...


ohh yeah I'm weird.

Thats right! I'm the king of weird, anyone want me to prove it?!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

per your request mr. ultradoug. the teen spirit lyrics:

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay!

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
A denial...

[Revdyer]

Welcome to the insanity and joy that is 'Scapers, Ms. Focker.

[Havokscry]

She's a cutie. But I like the nerdy secretary glasses/skirt thing.
so i'm a nerd huh? refresh my memory. didn't this nerd kick your butt last game? do i really have to call u ponyboy? and yes fridays on. i think we get t-shirts this time. more people should donate blood.

everybody donate blood this week!

I donated blood last week. My arm is still bruised.

[ultradoug]

per your request mr. ultradoug. the teen spirit lyrics:

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
Yay!

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

hello, hello, hello, how low?

(chorus)
With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My Libido
A denial...

Weird Al Yankovic › Smells Like Nirvana: Album:(off the deep end)

What is this song all about?
Cant figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish youd tell me, I dont know
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Now Im mumblin and Im screamin
And I dont know what Im singin
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin
I still dont know what Im singin
Were so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

Its unintel-ligible
I just cant get it through my skull
Its hard to bargle nawdle zouss(? )
With all these marbles in my mouth
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, we dont sound like madonna
Here we are now, were nirvana
Sing distinctly? we dont wanna
Buy our album, were nirvana
A garage band from seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheets so hard to find
What are the words? oh, nevermind
Dont know, dont know, dont know, oh no
Dont know, dont know, dont know...

Well, Im yellin and were playin
But I dont know what Im sayin
Whats the message Im conveyin?
Can you tell me what Im sayin?
So have you got some idea?
Didnt think so -- well, Ill see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!

Youtube videos:

Smells like Teen spirit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qdcdw22Sw

Smells like Nirvana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0alIyEULMZk



So you take requests?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

I donated blood last week. My arm is still bruised.

good for you mr. havokscry. you saved 3 lives last week. you are my hero for the day! now where do i ask questions about drafting?

[Rhydderch]

Hi Taelord Focker: The Official Units category is probably your best bet for drafting questions. Thats where most strategy questions and discussions go.

Oh and welcome to the site =)

[NiteRaider]

Seriously welcome TF. If it wasn't for girls on the boards, *glass shatters* would have never been introduced. :wink: :)

[ultradoug]

I donated blood last week. My arm is still bruised.

good for you mr. havokscry. you saved 3 lives last week. you are my hero for the day! now where do i ask questions about drafting?

I'll give you as much blood as I can. You can ask questions here too this is like, my relm so I'll answer them, of course if you wander out of it I'll try to find them and answer them :D

[Havokscry]

I donated blood last week. My arm is still bruised.

good for you mr. havokscry. you saved 3 lives last week. you are my hero for the day! now where do i ask questions about drafting?

I'll give you as much blood as I can. You can ask questions here too this is like, my relm so I'll answer them, of course if you wander out of it I'll try to find them and answer them :D

I don't think she's a vampire, but you may have luck with that. Somebody's in love :lol:

[Havokscry]

I donated blood last week. My arm is still bruised.

good for you mr. havokscry. you saved 3 lives last week. you are my hero for the day! now where do i ask questions about drafting?

I don't think the American Red Cross would let me get away with not donating when I'm due. I'm type O negative, so I get about two or three blood drive notifications in the mail and at least one phone call from either them or the local hospital a week.

[Revdyer]

I got my gallon in (out?) and then switched to platlet pheresis. But now they don't want my blood anymore.

[Havokscry]

I did pheresis a couple of times but they really screwed up the second time. I guess they really wasn't paying attention to what was going on. I passed out, woke up with ice packs all over me, and ended up with a bruise the size of a softball on my arm. Yeah, that was the last time I did that.

[Revdyer]

Ow, wow, Havokscry! That is a nightmare scenario. Sorry they screwed up on you.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

so i'm a nerd huh? refresh my memory. didn't this nerd kick your butt last game? do i really have to call u ponyboy? and yes fridays on. i think we get t-shirts this time. more people should donate blood.

everybody donate blood this week!
You're here for one day and you're talking smack already...
You are a sassy little fitch! What happened to "HS is just a glorified game of chess with a storyline" and everyone should play in a civil manner.
As for the last game...
#1... I loaned you 90 percent of your army. (how much killing you gonna do with 3 wolves there chicky ?)
#2... You started on a shear cliff 10 levels up with one opening...and
#3... You drafted half my picks because you "wanted to fight against the little robots and snakes."

Don't make me sound like a tard in front of the guys.
You will refer to me as PONYBOY while in cyberspace.
and I don't want a shirt...I want a new coffee cup.

...and you are a nerd. Get some sun, start eating human food, and you wore high-heel boots when it's like 120 degrees out? NERD!

p.s. nice name...come up with that yourself? Gimmee back my Taelord...Focker!

[NiteRaider]

OK, here your coffee cup (gets it off the shelf, but juggles it and it falls) *glass shatters*. Sorry about that (gets another cup off the shelf, juggles that one which also drops *glass shatters again*. Aarrghhh!! (hits fist into wall, all the cups fall down) *lots more glass shatters*. Cleanup on aisle nine!!

[ultradoug]

so i'm a nerd huh? refresh my memory. didn't this nerd kick your butt last game? do i really have to call u ponyboy? and yes fridays on. i think we get t-shirts this time. more people should donate blood.

everybody donate blood this week!
You're here for one day and you're talking smack already...
You are a sassy little fitch! What happened to "HS is just a glorified game of chess with a storyline" and everyone should play in a civil manner.
As for the last game...
#1... I loaned you 90 percent of your army. (how much killing you gonna do with 3 wolves there chicky ?)
#2... You started on a shear cliff 10 levels up with one opening...and
#3... You drafted half my picks because you "wanted to fight against the little robots and snakes."

Don't make me sound like a tard in front of the guys.
You will refer to me as PONYBOY while in cyberspace.
and I don't want a shirt...I want a new coffee cup.

...and you are a nerd. Get some sun, start eating human food, and you wore high-heel boots when it's like 120 degrees out? NERD!

p.s. nice name...come up with that yourself? Gimmee back my Taelord...Focker!

You can use my army anytime your here, if you win, it will be because of skill, and I will not whine that I lost. I will bow to you and acknowalge you as the better player.

As far as being a nerd, well, smart people offen are called that, and its not a fair label, being smart is something to be proud of.

I've got your back T.F. :D

[geddy lifeson]

UD, you always lose against the women. You don't whine, i will give you that. I just think you like being dominated by the ladies.

[skyknight]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: WOW I didn't see that comin. But you are right Ponyboy, sometimes you have to call em like you see em :lol:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

kiss off. i like my boots. heres my question. 500 point game. i want to pick taelord (of course), 2 sets of his minions and the leader wolf guy. i think i can make a wall of minions and have the 2 big guys behind them boosting the attack. is this a good army to fight with? i try to stay with one general. i like the bad guys the best. i only own the big set, the wolves, the set with the blonde knight, i bought another minions set this weekend, and thanks to ponyboy i have the set with purple dog and the snow set. help me kill him fairly so i can shut him up.

i'm not a nerd!

[markwars]

Are we sure Taelord Focker isn't UD? 8)

[ultradoug]

kiss off. i like my boots. heres my question. 500 point game. i want to pick taelord (of course), 2 sets of his minions and the leader wolf guy. i think i can make a wall of minions and have the 2 big guys behind them boosting the attack. is this a good army to fight with? i try to stay with one general. i like the bad guys the best. i only own the big set, the wolves, the set with the blonde knight, i bought another minions set this weekend, and thanks to ponyboy i have the set with purple dog and the snow set. help me kill him fairly so i can shut him up.

i'm not a nerd!

My fav figures!
Purple dog set awwww cute ^_^;

Depeneds on the point value of the game you have, the map involved.
Melee attack based armys can be pretty good, and if thats the only figures you have, then thats what you must use.
Looks like you have the Knights of Weston, a set of Minons and Marro drones, and that purple dog set. (Orms Return)
Orms Return has Brunak (red dog/man thing with sword) he could carry Tae into battle, thus alowing you to spend the first 2 orders moving the Minions forward, his move of 6 and his ablity to place Tae in "front" of him will give Tae's aura just enough reach to get his Minons who could move (in two turns) 8 spaces away, of course you could just fly Tae in anyway..
So, a better idea might be Chaos if you have the points, or Deathwalker (mettal guy) for some range support.

Alternitivly, you could rush in with the wolfs, sweep in with pink guy for a quick attack, and finnish off with Minons + Tae.

Pink guys not the best unit, but you work with what you have.

Rock on!

[geddy lifeson]

Pink guy...purple dog, starting to sound a little bit like Reservoir Dogs




Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.

Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!

Mr. White: Who cares what your name is?

Mr. Pink: Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. All right look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade?

[skyknight]

I am a big Brunak/Ralin combo guy. Ask Ponyboy who they are and you will figure out the strategy. Carry Raelin everywhere you go.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

kiss off. i like my boots. heres my question. 500 point game. i want to pick taelord (of course), 2 sets of his minions and the leader wolf guy. i think i can make a wall of minions and have the 2 big guys behind them boosting the attack. is this a good army to fight with? i try to stay with one general. i like the bad guys the best. i only own the big set, the wolves, the set with the blonde knight, i bought another minions set this weekend, and thanks to ponyboy i have the set with purple dog and the snow set. help me kill him fairly so i can shut him up.

i'm not a nerd!You know I'd let you borrow anybody you want...and I usually let you pick one of my squads for me. But thanks for announcing your "clever little attack plan" in advance. You will be crushed, NERD!

All you coaches out there...FYI...she has access to at least 2 sets of anybody she wants and keeps picking Taelord, and the "cute" ones. ie purple dog/wolves...she also refuses to use dragons because their "not real".

I think she has a thing for UTGAR...or is it just dudes in red that drive you nuts?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

ok. i spent 3 hours playing with myself last night with different figures. i tried the big robot but even with 9 dice for defense he still died quick. i even cheated and rolled again and he died again. i think i dont like the robots. I have 6 drones and they worked out pretty good but they're ugly. i might use them when i play. thanks for all the suggestions guys.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

by myself. no comments boys. i played by myself.

[skyknight]

I noticed it , I was trying to be nice though :nopics: Alright I think I will go get a shower now :P

[ultradoug]

ok. i spent 3 hours playing with myself last night with different figures. i tried the big robot but even with 9 dice for defense he still died quick. i even cheated and rolled again and he died again. i think i dont like the robots. I have 6 drones and they worked out pretty good but they're ugly. i might use them when i play. thanks for all the suggestions guys.

Its always good to play test! If you have aim/yahoo/msn I could play via mic saying what unit attacks what unit, I've done this a few times, even had a map up and did a web cam play over the net. A bit better then just playing by yourself.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

silly little boys. control yourselves.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

ok. i spent 3 hours playing with myself last night with different figures. i tried the big robot but even with 9 dice for defense he still died quick. i even cheated and rolled again and he died again. i think i dont like the robots. I have 6 drones and they worked out pretty good but they're ugly. i might use them when i play. thanks for all the suggestions guys.

Its always good to play test! If you have aim/yahoo/msn I could play via mic saying what unit attacks what unit, I've done this a few times, even had a map up and did a web cam play over the net. A bit better then just playing by yourself.i like being able to swap different figures out or make a "mixed group" a squad of 3 totally different guys to see how each one would work in any situation. i had one viking, one soldier, and a marro all attacking a minion at the same time and the marro drone did the best.

[ultradoug]

by myself. no comments boys. i played by myself.

The complex nature of having to test a game by yourself requires intutive thinking, a "what would my oppenent do?" series of questions you must ask yourself....
Therefore....
the...
..... wait she just said... OH MY WORD!!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/KABOOM.gif

[ultradoug]

ok. i spent 3 hours playing with myself last night with different figures. i tried the big robot but even with 9 dice for defense he still died quick. i even cheated and rolled again and he died again. i think i dont like the robots. I have 6 drones and they worked out pretty good but they're ugly. i might use them when i play. thanks for all the suggestions guys.

Its always good to play test! If you have aim/yahoo/msn I could play via mic saying what unit attacks what unit, I've done this a few times, even had a map up and did a web cam play over the net. A bit better then just playing by yourself.i like being able to swap different figures out or make a "mixed group" a squad of 3 totally different guys to see how each one would work in any situation. i had one viking, one soldier, and a marro all attacking a minion at the same time and the marro drone did the best.

The Drones are pretty good for there cost.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

at what point are you addicted to this game? the reason i ask is because today i lied to my best friend about a set i bought today. at lunch i asked her if we could stop by the store so i could look at something and found the set with the monkies and bloody dogs. it was the only one there and i bought it anyway. when she asked if it was a gift i said it was for my nephew from his favorite aunt. later i went to walmart and found the cute robots with hooks and elves and the cowboys and samurais. i bought both. i am now a liar and i feel bad because i spent almost fifty dollars in 3 days. thats like giving up an outfit and new shoes!

[Fallen Templar]

at what point are you addicted to this game? the reason i ask is because today i lied to my best friend about a set i bought today. at lunch i asked her if we could stop by the store so i could look at something and found the set with the monkies and bloody dogs. it was the only one there and i bought it anyway. when she asked if it was a gift i said it was for my nephew from his favorite aunt. later i went to walmart and found the cute robots with hooks and elves and the cowboys and samurais. i bought both. i am now a liar and i feel bad because i spent almost fifty dollars in 3 days. thats like giving up an outfit and new shoes! Welcome to the addiction

[ultradoug]

at what point are you addicted to this game? the reason i ask is because today i lied to my best friend about a set i bought today. at lunch i asked her if we could stop by the store so i could look at something and found the set with the monkies and bloody dogs. it was the only one there and i bought it anyway. when she asked if it was a gift i said it was for my nephew from his favorite aunt. later i went to walmart and found the cute robots with hooks and elves and the cowboys and samurais. i bought both. i am now a liar and i feel bad because i spent almost fifty dollars in 3 days. thats like giving up an outfit and new shoes!

I really love how you describe the figures. ^_^
I've always found it hard to find gamer friends, but this page was helpfull in that regard, now I go play with the people in Texas here when I get the chance.

Yah, clothing is to darn expencive these days I tell you! I'll go shoping with you anytime you want though :D

[skyknight]

wait till you start prowling the local Wally Worlds and Targets scopin out all of their HS stuff. Kinda friggin sad actually :?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

wait till you start prowling the local Wally Worlds and Targets scopin out all of their HS stuff. Kinda friggin sad actually :?that's me. i had to drive about 25 minutes but i found another set i didn't have. here's my new army. taelord, minions, all seven orcs, both sets of drones, and pistol cowboy. i don't have the cards here but i wrote down the points and it works out. i think i'm ready.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Yah, clothing is to darn expencive these days I tell you! I'll go shoping with you anytime you want though :Di need a new handbag and might go this weekend. will you model them for me?

[ultradoug]

Yah, clothing is to darn expencive these days I tell you! I'll go shoping with you anytime you want though :Di need a new handbag and might go this weekend. will you model them for me?

of course, I'm at your service, my lady.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Yah, clothing is to darn expencive these days I tell you! I'll go shoping with you anytime you want though :Di need a new handbag and might go this weekend. will you model them for me?

of course, I'm at your service, my lady.you're brave. that could take four or five hours at the mall. i haven't seen the new coach line yet. then i might have to look at shoes to go with the purse. that could be another few hours. it make for a long day. maybe we could hit toys r us and a sushi place afterwards.

[skyknight]

Sounds fun :roll: I will tag along if we can just do the toys r us and sushi thing.

[ultradoug]

you're brave. that could take four or five hours at the mall. i haven't seen the new coach line yet. then i might have to look at shoes to go with the purse. that could be another few hours. it make for a long day. maybe we could hit toys r us and a sushi place afterwards.

Only five hours? Each hour spent with you would be the better then the last.
I look forward to this!

[allskulls]

Only five hours? Each hour spent with you would be the better then the last.
I look forward to this!UltraMack!

[skyknight]

you're brave. that could take four or five hours at the mall. i haven't seen the new coach line yet. then i might have to look at shoes to go with the purse. that could be another few hours. it make for a long day. maybe we could hit toys r us and a sushi place afterwards.

Only five hours? Each hour spent with you would be the better then the last.
I look forward to this!
:horsepoo: :bang:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

:horsepoo: :bang:i take it you don't like shopping?

[skyknight]

:P you picked that up huh. I do not mind shopping, I just do not like clothes shopping is all. :lol: That is a bit like watching paint dry. :wink:

[Havokscry]

you're brave. that could take four or five hours at the mall. i haven't seen the new coach line yet. then i might have to look at shoes to go with the purse. that could be another few hours. it make for a long day. maybe we could hit toys r us and a sushi place afterwards.

Only five hours? Each hour spent with you would be the better then the last.
I look forward to this!

Before ultradoug gets in trouble, how old are you Tae, if you don't mind me asking?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Before ultradoug gets in trouble, how old are you Tae, if you don't mind me asking?i can order a drink in all 50 states legally. but i'll never tell my true age. not with the lights on anyway.

[Havokscry]

ud will be happy.

[ultradoug]

You fool, never ask a woman her age.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

i can order a drink in all 50 states legally.Yes, but can you behave yourself afterwards?
I see you've been toy shopping while I was gone. Can I have your "bloody dogs"?

[Havokscry]

You fool, never ask a woman her age.

What if she was 12?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

shut up. i'm a good girl. no you can't have the dogs. i'm building an army!

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

You fool, never ask a woman her age.

What if she was 12?Then she'd be hanging out with my daughter and not me...

[TAELORD FOCKER]

You fool, never ask a woman her age.

What if she was 12?Then she'd be hanging out with my daughter and not me...your girls are beautiful. tell them hi 4 me.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

your girls are beautiful. tell them hi 4 me.I'll pass that on...

You know that you can post questions or chime in with your opinion on any of the threads on this site, right? I know you're not shy...

and by the way...

Give me back my Taelord...Focker!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

no he's mine! i'm posting here because i like it. i still read some of the other ones to see what the boys think about this and that. what's all the fuss about a castle for?

[ultradoug]

no he's mine! i'm posting here because i like it. i still read some of the other ones to see what the boys think about this and that. what's all the fuss about a castle for?

Thats right! You tell him, Taes all yours, isn't that right Tae?

"Yeh! I don't cost that much!"

The castles are comming out and will be an expation to heroscape, no one knows anything else.

Here is some pics of the castle, the snow, and a shelf of heros that we don't know what are, we call them wave 5.

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=460&highlight=

[Havokscry]

no he's mine! i'm posting here because i like it. i still read some of the other ones to see what the boys think about this and that. what's all the fuss about a castle for?

There are some cool girls here too that give good insight. Funrun and bunjee to name a few. I spend most of my time in the General section, because I only get to play Heroscape about once every two or three months. Friend lives out of state and he doesn't make it up that much. I figured it would be best to leave the qualified opinions to the people that actually play quite a bit.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

i like the castle but won't it just let one player cheat really bad? everybody gets height and added protection without doing anything. i guess i should get good with figures that fly so i can jump the walls. i'm pretty good at chess and i try to compare the 2 games. i can't imagine a chessboard with a wall around the king and queen that you can't attack through. and the new figures have more cute robots and more girls to fight with right? i think i'm a collector first and a player second. i would like to have all of the figures in that photo but i would never use the big dogs or ninja guys.

[Havokscry]

I personally think the castle would be too crowded if you only had one master set. It really doesn't do a whole lot for me.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

There are some cool girls here too that give good insight. Funrun and bunjee to name a few. I spend most of my time in the General section, because I only get to play Heroscape about once every two or three months. Friend lives out of state and he doesn't make it up that much. I figured it would be best to leave the qualified opinions to the people that actually play quite a bit.i've only known about this game for a few months so i don't know about any insight i could even begin to offer. as far as opinions from others, i've read a lot of the things people have written and i don't think many of them are "qualified" to do much but ask questions like me. if i figure out how, i might start a poll about something crazy. have you read some of these? boys+computers+free time=insanity

i too only have one set. but i think ponyboy stole all the tan spaces from me. payback for the taelord i stole from him i guess.

[-Zim-]

boys+computers+free time=insanity

That's pretty much my weekend :D

[Havokscry]

you may have just figured out ultradoug... :shock:

[ultradoug]

i like the castle but won't it just let one player cheat really bad? everybody gets height and added protection without doing anything. i guess i should get good with figures that fly so i can jump the walls. i'm pretty good at chess and i try to compare the 2 games. i can't imagine a chessboard with a wall around the king and queen that you can't attack through. and the new figures have more cute robots and more girls to fight with right? i think i'm a collector first and a player second. i would like to have all of the figures in that photo but i would never use the big dogs or ninja guys.

Yes, the castle might make alot of problems , i know for Mage Knight it did, we will see...
I think there needs to be more girl figures in the game.
You play chess? Ever play Othello?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

i'm good at chess. i haven't played othello in years. that's the one with black and white circles like tic-tac-toe right? i have no idea what a mage knight is. i think this game needs a really bad girl that kicks butt! no more helper/healing stuff.

[ultradoug]

i'm good at chess. i haven't played othello in years. that's the one with black and white circles like tic-tac-toe right? i have no idea what a mage knight is. i think this game needs a really bad girl that kicks butt! no more helper/healing stuff.

othello: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Othello_%28game%29
mage knight: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mage_Knight

[skyknight]

A dominatrix possibly for Heroscape :P

[TAELORD FOCKER]

A dominatrix possibly for Heroscape :Pnot really what i had in mind. just a stong female leader that can fight. and once a month she can be moody and start a war for no reason and crave chocolate, feel bloated, and hate her hair.

[ultradoug]

That was the best chat ever.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

That was the best chat ever.really? i was working, doing laundry and trying to keep up with what everyone was talking about. busy girl

[ultradoug]

it was the best because you were there, even a moment spent with you is a great moment in time.

[skyknight]

:roll: Oh Doug, you poor thing you. :)

Anyways Taelord we could name that special "berserker fury and complete madness brought on while experiencing fits of rage and irrationality" don't know if it will fit on the card though :D

[Havokscry]

Someone call the doctor, ud has it bad.

[StarSlayer]

Looks like this as been wonder off topic a little.

I think the castle will be good, but it really will be a pain to take it out.

Flying units would help a lot, and good shooters may help a bit.


Back to topic, Yep still male.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

:roll: Oh Doug, you poor thing you. :)

Anyways Taelord we could name that special "berserker fury and complete madness brought on while experiencing fits of rage and irrationality" don't know if it will fit on the card though :Di think pms would be a great special attack. all male figures within 4 spaces have to run away and hide or stand there and take damage they can't understand. next turn everythings back to normal.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Someone call the doctor, ud has it bad.be nice. he's sweet. we're trading recipes and he's coaching me on my game.

[Oprime]

...take damage they cant understand...

:rofl:

[ultradoug]

I'll do my best to be understanding. :)

[skyknight]

:roll: Oh Doug, you poor thing you. :)

Anyways Taelord we could name that special "berserker fury and complete madness brought on while experiencing fits of rage and irrationality" don't know if it will fit on the card though :Di think pms would be a great special attack. all male figures within 4 spaces have to run away and hide or stand there and take damage they can't understand. next turn everythings back to normal.

Now thats funny :lol:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

:roll: Oh Doug, you poor thing you. :)

Anyways Taelord we could name that special "berserker fury and complete madness brought on while experiencing fits of rage and irrationality" don't know if it will fit on the card though :Di think pms would be a great special attack. all male figures within 4 spaces have to run away and hide or stand there and take damage they can't understand. next turn everythings back to normal.

Now thats funny :lol:maybe the next round the female figure could be "clingy" and need to be around guys.

[Revdyer]

Or we could get an "emotional vampire" figure into the game.

[ultradoug]

Tae said "I'm not emotional, that much!"
*hugs his pototo.*

[Revdyer]

Geez, I hate to ask, but what is a pototo? Is it good to hug it? Does it like being hugged?

[toddrew]

i think pms would be a great special attack. all male figures within 4 spaces have to run away and hide or stand there and take damage they can't understand. next turn everythings back to normal.

Plus it would attract bears :!: Could be excellent back-up forces in this game :lol:

[Havokscry]

Someone call the doctor, ud has it bad.be nice. he's sweet. we're trading recipes and he's coaching me on my game.

I am being nice. I was referring to the love doctor. UD seems to have a big crush. I think it's kind of cute.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

Geez, I hate to ask, but what is a pototo? Is it good to hug it? Does it like being hugged?a pototo is a typographical error. very common in these parts. or some sort of mystical creature, the world may never know.

[Revdyer]

I'm voting for the mystical creature, I think.

[geddy lifeson]

I thought it was a shortened version of poor Toto???

[Su-Bak-Na]

He meant potato, or he could have been talking about a mystical magical creature.

[ultradoug]

I ment potato, or possibly punkin. Both are huggable.
*hugs em*

[TAELORD FOCKER]

I ment potato, or possibly punkin. Both are huggable.
*hugs em*only after midnight. just ask the kool-aid man. oh yeah!

[ultradoug]

oh yeah!
only after midnight, untill then I can hug something else right ;)

[TAELORD FOCKER]

oh yeah!
only after midnight, untill then I can hug something else right ;)if you want. of course, i might be making some "peanut butter cups" with someone else until then.

[ultradoug]

I'm so glad we made up :)

[skyknight]

I love reeses!!!!!! :lol:

[Havokscry]

I love reeses!!!!!! :lol:

I'm sure ud will share.

[ultradoug]

no shes mine.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

I love reeses!!!!!! :lol:me too. you can even have them at breakfast now. :wink:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

I love reeses!!!!!! :lol:

I'm sure ud will share.there's no wrong way to eat a reeses! some people like to share. but, i'm not one of those people. :wink:

[skyknight]

What about at lunch time, are reeses ok to have at lunch? What about in a box? How about with a fox?

[ultradoug]

I love reeses!!!!!! :lol:

I'm sure ud will share.there's no wrong way to eat a reeses! some people like to share. but, i'm not one of those people. :wink:

I got you a bunch of Reeses T.F., and some flowers. ^_^

[ninthdoc]

Um, why do you keep asking me that?

I'm a dude, here, lemme check again...

Yep, still a dude. Whaddya need, proof or sumpin'?

[ultradoug]

Um, why do you keep asking me that?

I'm a dude, here, lemme check again...

Yep, still a dude. Whaddya need, proof or sumpin'?

:nopics:

[Havokscry]

I like rolos.

[ultradoug]

I like TAELORD FOCKER. ^_^

[TAELORD FOCKER]

What about at lunch time, are reeses ok to have at lunch? What about in a box? How about with a fox?on a boat, with a goat? i haven't had anybody put their chocolate in my peanut butter during lunch in a long time :wink:

I like rolos.me too. you should try the reeses with caramel and have someone put chocolate on your peanut butter and caramel at the same time! :wink:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

I like TAELORD FOCKER. ^_^and i like you too mr. ultradoug. big flirt!

[skyknight]

:toast: A toast to Taelord, funniest chickadoo on the boards.

[Havokscry]

:toast: A toast to Taelord, funniest chickadoo on the boards.

yeah, but putting chocolate on peanut butter AND caramel is just too crazy.

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

:toast: A toast to Taelord, funniest chickadoo on the boards....and probably the only one that reeks of Old Spice!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

be nice to me ponyboy. remember our deal? you have to change your picture, tell everybody i kicked your butt and post a secret confession!

[Havokscry]

and that would include a secret confession about T.F. :twisted:

[TAELORD FOCKER]

and that would include a secret confession about T.F. :twisted:no! he better not! he has to post one about a crush he had in the 80's. i caught him singing and got it out of him. it should be pretty funny. :D

[Havokscry]

and that would include a secret confession about T.F. :twisted:no! he better not! he has to post one about a crush he had in the 80's. i caught him singing and got it out of him. it should be pretty funny. :D

Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Samantha Fox? I had a crush on Lita Ford and the lead singer from the Bangles.

"I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get ####, I got in a fight, uh huh, it ain't no big thing"

[geddy lifeson]

I had a crush on Lita Ford and the lead singer from the Bangles.

Didn't we all man...didn't we all!

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

be nice to me ponyboy. remember our deal? you have to change your picture, tell everybody i kicked your butt and post a secret confession!Done! Thanks again for the much needed embarassment. You're the best. I hate you! :?

[skyknight]

Thats real purtty Pony Boy :P

[stay_golden_PONYBOY]

Thats real purtty Pony Boy :PNot funny. It looks like a giant Kotex box...

I will have my revenge! What did I do with that picture of her from Halloween?

[TAELORD FOCKER]

it's perfect. you gonna leave that up until sat like you promised?

[ninthdoc]

I had a crush on Lita Ford and the lead singer from the Bangles.

Didn't we all man...didn't we all!

Oh, sheesh, when Susana Hoffs sang, "In Your Room"... http://www.uclan.de/pics/smilie/blowup.gif

OMG, I needed a towel and privacy every time that came on MTV. You guys remember when Music Television actually played music. Sheesh, what a concept.

[Gambit]

Oh, sheesh, when Susana Hoffs sang, "In Your Room"... http://www.uclan.de/pics/smilie/blowup.gif


wow! we need to make that a simly for this site!

[ultradoug]

post a secret confession!

Ok, so there is this new girl she comes on the page, and she likes Tae, and has Focker in her name, and I have the funnyest chats with her, she's just the best ever, I've got this LOTR ring for her, and some flowers and old spice, and pototo's and punkens just in case. I'm totaly asking her you know, THE question. Shhh dont tell anyone.

[GaryLASQ]

at what point are you addicted to this game?
when you open the box.

or was that a rhetorical question?

[AverageHero]

Yep most of us are Male

[brickman1444]

nice...



:reaper:

[GForce3062]

You really didn't need to bring up an 11 month old thread.

[K/H_Addict]

You really didn't need to bring up an 11 month old thread.

try 13 months and a week old :wink:

[Ugly-Caco]

Yehey, we have 11 girls!!!

You really didn't need to bring up an 11 month old thread.

try 13 months and a week old :wink:

Doesnt matter. It's fresh to some hehe (including me).

[GForce3062]

My bad K/H, I meant to say page 16 is 11 months old.

[monkeyfish]

I'm male the last time I checked.