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Su-Bak-Na
June 17th, 2006, 12:58 PM
Today I wake up go downstairs and put some Pop-Tarts in the toaster, and pore some milk. I bring the delicious milk up to my mouth and take a sip, and swallow. Then a terrible taste fills my mouth I look at the milks experation date and it's 6/8/06. Today is the 17th so I just drank the milk nine days after the experation date. So I end up rinsing my mouth out, I can still taste a it little bit.

Another day I wake up and go into the bathroom this is also where I keep my cats litterbox. So after I'm finished and I walk over to the sink to wash my hands I step on a piece of cat crap. That wasn't a fun day at all. I have also steped in my cats puke twice. :puke:

When I was a todler I fell into the toilet while brushing my teeth as well.

If you have any disgusting stories or embarrassing ones write tham here.

negation
June 17th, 2006, 01:16 PM
Well I don't have ones as bad as yours :wtf: but last month I was playing football and slipped into a sewage puddle


:puke: :rofl:

I felt like the rolling smily about to end up in puke.

shakey_snake
June 17th, 2006, 01:18 PM
My girlfriend is in India and has to poop along side the road, because that's what Indian's do.

Su-Bak-Na
June 17th, 2006, 01:25 PM
Well I don't have ones as bad as yours :wtf: but last month I was playing football and slipped into a sewage puddle


:puke: :rofl:

I felt like the rolling smily about to end up in puke.

That actually sounds pretty bad... :puke:

Feel sorry for your girlfriend shakey.

Oprime
June 17th, 2006, 02:22 PM
Maggots! Maggots on a LIVE animal will turn your stomache EVERY time.

Yes I do see this, and NO you defiantley do not want to.

Once saw a dog shake his head, his scalp flipped off and maggots spewed out everywhere.

Once saw a LIVE cat with maggots crawling in and out of what once was his eye.

They are best when crawling in and out of the genitalia or rectum.

All cases of animal neglect which is disgusting. :evil:

InfinityMax
June 17th, 2006, 02:52 PM
We had to have a clean-out put into our sewer drain, because the tree in the front yard grows into the line. They dug the hole to find the pipe, and when they broke the pipe, the hole filled with green liquid that smelled like fermented crap.

And once the drain from the toilet broke, and everything we flushed went under the house. We didn't know it for a couple weeks or so, then we smelled it. Then I had to crawl under the house, lay in six months of accumulated flushings, and fix the pipe while toilet water dripped onto my face.

I would rather look at the maggots than do that again. Because the maggots were under the house, and after I finished, I had to wash them out of my hair.

Oprime
June 17th, 2006, 03:02 PM
Game, set, match- Imax wins

Su-Bak-Na
June 17th, 2006, 04:05 PM
Game, set, match- Imax wins

I agree, unless some one else has something more disgusting, doubt it though. :puke:

DarkSpade
June 17th, 2006, 04:23 PM
At work the sewer backed up through all the drains in the back room. I lucked out because my dairy cooler was set too low and the stuff froze before it got far out of the drain. However the drain outside the cooler door did over flow a bit and stunk up the back room. Meanwhile in the produce section's backroom cooler, it was ankle deep.

No, the store did not close.


In the new building, there's a drain right by the most used door to the back room. It's right outside of the meat cooler, so when ever they clean the meat market floor, everything flows under the door and into that drain. This drain must be too narrow or something, because it spends all day filled with meat juice and reaks like you wouldn't believe at about 4 am.

Karkadinn
June 17th, 2006, 07:36 PM
I thought I had a pretty good post for this thread, but then I read OPrime's post and was sufficiently freaked that I immediately went outside, grabbed my dog, and gave her a thorough bath while checking for maggots that I knew almost certainly weren't there. (I'd seen a few flies hovering around her yesterday.)
Man, nothing I got beats the ick factor on that. Those poor animals. ;_;

-Zim-
June 17th, 2006, 08:03 PM
Well at my old job (I was a host at a reteruant) and someone came up to me saing someone had defecated in the sink of the men's bathroom. So I went being the only male host that day and I open the door and the hit me. I had to close off the bathroom and scoop it out, not without proper gloves or protection, but it was posibblely the worst thing I have ever will myself to do, cosidering I can look at someone spit and I gag.

django
June 17th, 2006, 08:59 PM
one time my dog had real bad diarrhea so i put her of the back porch for a few hours and when i went back there was diarrhea everywhere so i went out there like a tough guy to clean it up and every thing was going well until i took a nice big whiff of i started to gag and choke so i put my fist up to my mouth and threw up in my fist and since i did not want to clean throw up i chewed it back for a few seconds and ended up puking everywhere so i had a nice porch full of diarrhea and vomit i was later able to clean it up on an empty stomach.

InfinityMax
June 17th, 2006, 09:18 PM
Kark - I'm with you. I even did the lay in poop thing, and that dog-maggot thing is horrifying. It's not just that it's disgusting, it's just so sad. That someone would let an animal reach that point is deplorable.

Cleaning up dead bodies covered in maggots, sticking to the ground in their own slime, parts falling off, ants swarming over the corpse - that's far worse than poop. I mean, poop is gross, don't get me wrong. But the decomposition of a dead animal is far, far worse. For one thing, the smell is enough to make your lunch come up, never mind the fact that you can hold the animal by its tail and it's stiff as a board - until the tail snaps and the whole thing swings down, held together only by the flesh that is tearing while you rush to shove the body into a bag so you can give it a decent burial.

The decomposition of a living animal is worse by like a bazillion times, not just for the stench, but for the horror and pathetic sadness of an animal allowed to reach that state.

Grungebob
June 17th, 2006, 10:18 PM
After I got out of the military I worked in an old folks home. It was tough work. To get off at the end of your shift you had to have all of you patients squared away, clean and fed. One night I was about to get off and was going to go to a raging party after work. The change of shift were going from room to room checking to make sure that all of my patients were ready. I was walking one or two rooms ahead checking for last minute details. When I got to my last room where there was this little old lady residing, I noticed she had pulled her sheets down and her gown up!! She had her little butt poking out and was pushing out a huge turd!!! I panicked and ran in and caught that piece of hot steamy crap split seconds before it hit her clean sheets. Now I don't know how many of you have ever held a handful of 98.6 degree fecal matter but it was the single most disgusting tactile sensation I have ever experienced. I hand delivered the turd to the toilet and washed my hands like a mad man!!! I quit the next day. The only job I ever quit without giving notice.

Su-Bak-Na
June 17th, 2006, 11:02 PM
After I got out of the military I worked in an old folks home. It was tough work. To get off at the end of your shift you had to have all of you patients squared away, clean and fed. One night I was about to get off and was going to go to a raging party after work. The change of shift were going from room to room checking to make sure that all of my patients were ready. I was walking one or two rooms ahead checking for last minute details. When I got to my last room where there was this little old lady residing, I noticed she had pulled her sheets down and her gown up!! She had her little butt poking out and was pushing out a huge turd!!! I panicked and ran in and caught that piece of hot steamy crap split seconds before it hit her clean sheets. Now I don't know how many of you have ever held a handful of 98.6 degree fecal matter but it was the single most disgusting tactile sensation I have ever experienced. I hand delivered the turd to the toilet and washed my hands like a mad man!!! I quit the next day. The only job I ever quit without giving notice.


That is sick, I never would have grabed that peice of crap.

KeeperOfPeace
June 17th, 2006, 11:12 PM
After I got out of the military I worked in an old folks home. It was tough work. To get off at the end of your shift you had to have all of you patients squared away, clean and fed. One night I was about to get off and was going to go to a raging party after work. The change of shift were going from room to room checking to make sure that all of my patients were ready. I was walking one or two rooms ahead checking for last minute details. When I got to my last room where there was this little old lady residing, I noticed she had pulled her sheets down and her gown up!! She had her little butt poking out and was pushing out a huge turd!!! I panicked and ran in and caught that piece of hot steamy crap split seconds before it hit her clean sheets. Now I don't know how many of you have ever held a handful of 98.6 degree fecal matter but it was the single most disgusting tactile sensation I have ever experienced. I hand delivered the turd to the toilet and washed my hands like a mad man!!! I quit the next day. The only job I ever quit without giving notice.
I'm sorry Grunge, and I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but that story made me laugh. I could just imagine that in some kind of show and seeing some guy rush into the room with like matrix bullet time catching it in the air.

I am not sure if I have anything as bad as some of yours. Not that I haven't have a load of nasty tings happen, I have quite a few of those weird things happen over my years.

Gambit
June 17th, 2006, 11:18 PM
hey! you got the idea for this topic when i said i was going to post a pic of my bathroom su-bak-na! not like im mad, im just kinda suprised i didnt think of this 1st, oh well anyway, about what oprime said about maggots, my sister owns a rabbit(no its no zim) one day as she picked it up to let it out to run, she found it was swaming with maggots in the worst place possible(you know where) i had to pic one of them off and descibe it to my dad(who was at work) to make sure it had to be taken to the vet(my dad dosnt like vets) it had to be the gossest thing ive ever done(i think.....) :puke:

Su-Bak-Na
June 17th, 2006, 11:55 PM
hey! you got the idea for this topic when i said i was going to post a pic of my bathroom su-bak-na!

Accually I got the idea once I was finnished rinsing my mouth out from the sour milk.

Gambit
June 18th, 2006, 12:02 AM
hey! you got the idea for this topic when i said i was going to post a pic of my bathroom su-bak-na!

Accually I got the idea once I was finnished rinsing my mouth out from the sour milk.

thats what you thnik but the idea first started forming in the back of your mind as soon as i posted the bathroom thing

Su-Bak-Na
June 18th, 2006, 12:06 AM
hey! you got the idea for this topic when i said i was going to post a pic of my bathroom su-bak-na!

Accually I got the idea once I was finnished rinsing my mouth out from the sour milk.

thats what you thnik but the idea first started forming in the back of your mind as soon as i posted the bathroom thing


Oh well I'll let you have your fun. :D

Gambit
June 18th, 2006, 12:11 AM
i dont care that you stole my idea though, im glad theres a topic for this :D<me=glad

Oprime
June 18th, 2006, 12:11 AM
The decomposition of a living animal is worse by like a bazillion times, not just for the stench, but for the horror and pathetic sadness of an animal allowed to reach that state.

It happens way more than you would care to know. A sad sad reality.

Grungebob
June 18th, 2006, 12:12 AM
After I got out of the military I worked in an old folks home. It was tough work. To get off at the end of your shift you had to have all of you patients squared away, clean and fed. One night I was about to get off and was going to go to a raging party after work. The change of shift were going from room to room checking to make sure that all of my patients were ready. I was walking one or two rooms ahead checking for last minute details. When I got to my last room where there was this little old lady residing, I noticed she had pulled her sheets down and her gown up!! She had her little butt poking out and was pushing out a huge turd!!! I panicked and ran in and caught that piece of hot steamy crap split seconds before it hit her clean sheets. Now I don't know how many of you have ever held a handful of 98.6 degree fecal matter but it was the single most disgusting tactile sensation I have ever experienced. I hand delivered the turd to the toilet and washed my hands like a mad man!!! I quit the next day. The only job I ever quit without giving notice.


That is sick, I never would have grabed that peice of crap.Under normal circumstances neither would I. It is difficult to explain the pressure I was under at the time. I was about 45 minutes past the time I was supposed to get off. There was this incredible party happening that night and this hot chick I had just met a couple of nights before was supposed to be there. I was desperate and had acted before thinking. In the geriatric side of medicine you are bombarded by disgusting sights and smells all day long so I guess it takes something this profound to really bring out the bile in you.

Su-Bak-Na
June 18th, 2006, 12:15 AM
Thinking about it you are right there probobly is a lot of disgusting sights to behold in that line of work.

Gambit
June 18th, 2006, 12:24 AM
Thinking about it you are right there probobly is a lot of disgusting sights to behold in that line of work.

waaaaa! :cry: you just put those images into my head. ohhh, i think im gonna be sick :puke:

Grungebob
June 18th, 2006, 12:25 AM
Thinking about it you are right there probobly is a lot of disgusting sights to behold in that line of work.Yes and I've seen dead people... Lots of em.

Su-Bak-Na
June 18th, 2006, 12:28 AM
I will never consider a medical job after this thread.

Gambit
June 18th, 2006, 12:55 AM
I will never consider a medical job after this thread.

i decided to never considered a medical job before this thread

InfinityMax
June 18th, 2006, 01:07 AM
GB, your story made me laugh. I can just see you diving for the staining prize before it screws up your shift release, then realizing, just a moment too late, that you just caught a human turd.

DarkSpade
June 18th, 2006, 01:12 AM
I think I would have quit the moment I relised what she was doing.

skyknight
June 19th, 2006, 07:01 AM
I was in SERE school in the Army, Survival Evasion, Resistance and Escape. If you have not been to this school, count yourself lucky. Anyways I ran through the woods for a week before I was put into the mock POW camp. The morning ritual was helping your buddies get the ticks out of their ass cracks. That was a real good time. And then i got to spend two days in a four foot bamboo cage while I pissed down my legs, that was also not enjoyable. You would think eating the cockroaches around camp would be the worst thing, but then you would be wrong. Or maybe it was the swimming minnows in lake water blended with dried out corn that was the worst. No possibly it was the blackberry patch after three days of really not eating and the joy of watching blackberries shoot out your ass for the next few hours in the exact form they went in. Could have been scooping a small handful of oatmeal like stuff of your buddies head and eating that since that is where the guards deposited your one of two meals over your week long stay at club get your ass wooped daily :P I laugh about these things now, but at the time I was not in a chuckling mood.

cbs42
June 19th, 2006, 08:28 AM
My child once projectile vomited INTO my open mouth when I was talking to her. I often get that reaction from females.

Anyway, it hit with enough force that it came out MY nose -- and was quickly answered by me immediately and uncontrollably heaving chunks right back on her. Then my wife walked into the room. The look on her face was classic.

Grungebob
June 19th, 2006, 08:34 AM
My child once projectile vomited INTO my open mouth when I was talking to her. I often get that reaction from females.

Anyway, it hit with enough force that it came out MY nose -- and was quickly answered by me immediately and uncontrollably heaving chunks right back on her. Then my wife walked into the room. The look on her face was classic.OK this has actually happened to me before!!! I was laying on the floor doing bench presses with my son and he vomited straight into my mouth. I put him down and ran into the bathroom and threw up. My wife was there and she was laughing uncontrollably.

daevablacc
June 19th, 2006, 10:09 AM
These are some great stories guys! :rofl:

At a job I used to work (it was also a mental health job), we had to do weekly room inspections to keep the rooms from getting nasty.

One time I was taking a plate of brownies out of a person's room b'c it was crawling w/ roaches. The resident protested saying he was still eating it.

Another time I had banged on a resident's door saying I had to come in to do the inspection and got no response. I opened the door to find the male resident beating off to a blurry porn movie, oblivious to me. :puke: I quietly shut the door and came back later.

Karkadinn
June 19th, 2006, 01:45 PM
My child once projectile vomited INTO my open mouth when I was talking to her. I often get that reaction from females.

Anyway, it hit with enough force that it came out MY nose -- and was quickly answered by me immediately and uncontrollably heaving chunks right back on her. Then my wife walked into the room. The look on her face was classic.

I'd pay twenty bucks cash to see a re-enactment of that.

Su-Bak-Na
June 19th, 2006, 03:13 PM
These are some great stories guys! :rofl:

At a job I used to work (it was also a mental health job), we had to do weekly room inspections to keep the rooms from getting nasty.

One time I was taking a plate of brownies out of a person's room b'c it was crawling w/ roaches. The resident protested saying he was still eating it.

Another time I had banged on a resident's door saying I had to come in to do the inspection and got no response. I opened the door to find the male resident beating off to a blurry porn movie, oblivious to me. :puke: I quietly shut the door and came back later.

Man that is sick. :puke:

daevablacc
June 19th, 2006, 03:39 PM
Worst part is, I still have a fairly vivid image of that burned into my head. I remember joking to a co-worker that I needed some bleach for my eyes.

skyknight that "mock" POW experience sounds hellish. WOW! The worst part is, real POW experiences are even worse.... That's one of many reasons I respect those who are willing to fight for my safety and rights.

skyknight
June 19th, 2006, 06:17 PM
It sucked pretty bad, well here is another one, when I was a kid I was dating a gal and her father hated me, thought I was Satan's spawn, no joke. Anyways he caught me with her and wanted to beat me up, I ran jumped a fence and was going to run across the highway, only problem was there was a four inch deep ten foot wide creek between me and the highway. Well he was climbin the fence so I knew I could jump once and then only get one shoe wet and land on the other bank. When I landed on my foot I went into about three feet of raw sewage. I had no idea, I got out with him cussing at me and realized my shoe had come off, I waded back out, reached down in found my shoe, put it on and bolted across the highway and through the woods. I found a swimming pool on the way and dove in and then walked ten miles home. I am not really sure whos swimming pool that was :P

shakey_snake
June 19th, 2006, 06:27 PM
What kind of with are we talking about here?

Havokscry
June 19th, 2006, 07:27 PM
Once a long time ago, I had a rough night of drinking Bacardi 151 at someone else's apartment that I really didn't know. I can't remember what I had to eat that day, but when I woke up the next morning, I had a bad case of diarrhea. When I was doing number 2, the Bacardi 151 decided to resurface, literally, so I was puking out my ass and out of my mouth at the same time. It was the most helpless and disgusting thing that ever happened to me, considering there was no place to throw up except all over me, in an apartment that wasn't mine, without a change of clothes.

Su-Bak-Na
June 19th, 2006, 07:37 PM
Once a long time ago, I had a rough night of drinking Bacardi 151 at someone else's apartment that I really didn't know. I can't remember what I had to eat that day, but when I woke up the next morning, I had a bad case of diarrhea. When I doing number 2, the Bacardi 151 decided to resurface, literally, so I was puking out my ass and out of my mouth at the same time. It was the most helpless and disgusting thing that ever happened to me, considering there was no place to throw up except all over me, in an apartment that wasn't mine, without a change of clothes.

That must of been embarasing.

Havokscry
June 19th, 2006, 07:39 PM
Couldn't tell you. I was out of there before anyone woke up :twisted:

POP mARTy
June 26th, 2006, 05:36 AM
When I had my wisdom teeth removed, my gums were, of course, extremely tender from being stitched up after the operation. One morning when I woke up, after finally being able to eat solid food the night before, the bottom left of my jaw was very sore and very swollen. Realising I'd not removed all the food from the wound before I went to bed, I proceeded to try and remove the piece of food with my toothbrush. While I was carefully poking around, I felt what I suppose you would describe as a "POP", followed by a sudden rush of a strange tasting, salty liquid half-filling my mouth.

When I spat it out, it was all yellow pus...

You may not find that too disgusting but it certainly grosses out the women at work when I tell it. :twisted:

daevablacc
June 26th, 2006, 04:58 PM
For some reason I can't get GBs Poop Catching story out of my head :rofl: It's just too funny. Handling a loaf, "fresh from the bakery" is just too hilarious for words. :rofl: :puke: :rofl:

shakey_snake
June 26th, 2006, 05:04 PM
http://img239.exs.cx/img239/5973/parisfrance6ov.jpg


http://snowmobilephotoalbums.com/v-web/gallery/albums/The-Mind-of-FARLEY!/Paris_Kentucky.jpg

Oprime
June 26th, 2006, 11:34 PM
Ohh, ohh god :puke:

geddy lifeson
June 26th, 2006, 11:59 PM
This is one great thread! I have never laughed so hard until I read about the mad poop dive incident.

BTW shakey, you get plenty of that in Texas as well. Why some people wear clothes that barely fit their 500 pound frame is beyond me.

daevablacc
June 27th, 2006, 09:41 AM
:shock: I like France! :D

ultradoug
June 27th, 2006, 09:58 AM
BANEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Su-Bak-Na
June 27th, 2006, 01:21 PM
Yay my thread got UD to say bane.

shakey_snake
June 27th, 2006, 01:28 PM
BTW shakey, you get plenty of that in Texas as well. Everything is bigger in texas. ;)

geddy lifeson
June 27th, 2006, 01:38 PM
BTW shakey, you get plenty of that in Texas as well. Everything is bigger in texas. ;)

and in many cases, this is not a good thing!

K/H_Addict
June 27th, 2006, 01:50 PM
My child once projectile vomited INTO my open mouth when I was talking to her. I often get that reaction from females.

Anyway, it hit with enough force that it came out MY nose -- and was quickly answered by me immediately and uncontrollably heaving chunks right back on her. Then my wife walked into the room. The look on her face was classic.


that right there is some funny ****. i cant stop laughing about it. do you mind if i use that as an away messege on AIM?

InfinityMax
June 27th, 2006, 02:35 PM
I wish I worked from home. That Paris chick would get printed out and posted on the wall.

K/H_Addict
June 27th, 2006, 02:48 PM
i hope you're talking about the paris france chick...

K/H_Addict
November 6th, 2006, 12:04 AM
My child once projectile vomited INTO my open mouth when I was talking to her. I often get that reaction from females.

Anyway, it hit with enough force that it came out MY nose -- and was quickly answered by me immediately and uncontrollably heaving chunks right back on her. Then my wife walked into the room. The look on her face was classic.



http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/netherspirit/Smilies/sick.gif

Hex_Enduction_Hour
November 6th, 2006, 12:16 AM
WOW, where has this thread been lurking?!? I've got a maggot story:

For breakfast last summer I cooked up four hot dogs in the toaster oven. Ate two and forgot about the others. Later in the day, I was hungry and figured the remaining dogs were still good. I opened the little oven door and reached in to grab a weiner.
The hot dog had split from the previous cooking's heat and I noticed little white, oval shapes within the crevice.
It repulsed and intrigued me at the same time. What the hell were they?!?
I finally came to guess they were fly eggs. The oven door was open just a tad and when it had cooled down enough, I guess a fly landed in the crevice and went to work spewing out maggot bombs.
Ick, but at the same time I found it interesting how neatly laid out and perfect they were. But this feeling also fueled my repulsion again.
I kept the portion of the hot dog in a tuperware container to see what would happen. Sure enough and in amazing speedy time - Maggots. I nuked the whole container in the microwave and tossed it in the trash.

JUST FRICKIN' DISGUTING!!!


Oh by the way, I took pictures:
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/jonan_jello/maggot%20nightmare/2005_0729Image0003.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/jonan_jello/maggot%20nightmare/2005_0729Image0002.jpg
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/jonan_jello/maggot%20nightmare/disgustingdiscoverytoday.jpg

Joah
November 6th, 2006, 12:40 AM
I don't know.
That may be one for the album, H.

Point Blanks
November 6th, 2006, 09:51 AM
The most disgusting thing that happened to me: Reading this thread.

:puke:

Grungebob
November 6th, 2006, 09:55 AM
The most disgusting thing that happened to me: Reading this thread.

:puke:Yet you kept on reading didn'tcha? :gb:

Uprising
November 6th, 2006, 10:18 AM
That's pure rancid man, rancid.

kenjib
November 6th, 2006, 11:46 AM
When I was maybe 10 years old I saw a feral dog walk up at park during recess. It hocked up a one inch ball of writhing, bloody, worms, and then walked off.

Would you do this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy) to save a limb?

K/H_Addict
November 6th, 2006, 12:06 PM
So i was sick friday. I was supposed to be in uniform for school so i had to shave. I woke up early to give me time, and while shaving, i got dizzy and went to sit down. In the process of sitting, i fell over. I layed there and recovered, got up and continued shaving, only to have my vision got completely black and i passed out. Not completely, but when i hit the ground, i was still consious and i knew what was going on.

I went downstairs, and my legs felt like paper. they could barely hold me up. I told my mom what happened and she did her mom thing and kept me home from school. About now it is 7:30 AM EST.

I go back to sleep for about and hour and when i wak up i puke. It's bright yellow, like the color of waterless urine. The sight made me puke more.

Half an hour later, i puke again, this time it is turquoise-ish. Anothe half hour passes and another green puke. I call my mom at work and she tells me to try and eat a peice of toast, so i did. Half an hour later, it comes back to greet me.


Have you ever seen partially digested toast?
Have you ever tasted partially digested toast?

It was chunky and felt like i was crapping from my mouth. Now i know how an anus feels.

Point Blanks
November 6th, 2006, 12:10 PM
The most disgusting thing that happened to me: Reading this thread.

:puke:Yet you kept on reading didn'tcha? :gb:

It's like picking at a scab. :D

netherspirit
November 6th, 2006, 12:44 PM
maggots = teh_yuck

j-Bird
November 6th, 2006, 04:00 PM
LOL at work reading this thread...

Once I was running through a wooded lot at the end of a dead end street. It was autumn and all the leaves had dropped. Ahead of me was a mound, about 4ft in diameter and about 3ft tall, covered in leaves. I jumped (thinking it was a solid mound of dirt), landed on top of the mound, and my left leg sunk into the mound up to my knee – it was soft and kinda squishy. I pulled out my leg and realized I had stepped in a pile of dirty diapers some *** had dumped in the woods. My shoe and pant leg was spotted with aged baby poop plus I had released the vapors trapped within the pile...worst thing I have ever smelled.

Hahma
November 6th, 2006, 06:34 PM
I was at Camp Johnson, N.C. for training and as with most 18-20 year olds, we did a lot of partying during our off duty time. We'd often go to town (Jacksonville, N.C. ) and rent a hotel room and fill the tub with beer and ice etc.

Well, I didn't know anyone that chewed tobacco untill I got in the Marines and then I met many guys that did. The thing that bothers me the most about tobacco chewers is that they use an empty beer bottle and fill it halfway with their spit during the course of the night and then put said beer/spit bottle on a table near other bottles that actually still have beer in them.

One brown beer bottle looked like any other brown beer bottle, however the one with tobacco spit sure as heck doesn't taste very good. Actually, it was pretty nasty as I took a deep chug on the bottle before spewing it out all over the hotel room floor.

That was pretty nasty.

Hex_Enduction_Hour
November 6th, 2006, 06:37 PM
I The thing that bothers me the most about tobacco chewers is that they use an empty beer bottle and fill it halfway with their spit during the course of the night....

Ugh. I had the gag reflex as soon as got to this part. Just ugh.

Hahma
November 6th, 2006, 06:46 PM
To this day, I can't even look at a yellow-labled bottle of Jim Beam Rye whiskey without cringing.

I was in Hawaii and in the barracks room next door with some buddies drinking and what not. Well this guy whose room it was liked all kinds of different booze. We drank Eagle Rare 101, Wild Turkey, some other stuff and then came the Jim Beam Rye. shivers.

One guy went on a McDonald's run and in my state of buzzedness, I ordered five of them, which I had later eaten. Then came the coup de gra (sp?) I was offered some Skoal Bandit chew. You would think I wouldn't even consider it after my spit drinking incident a couple years earlier. But I tried the chew and after a while I had to lay down back in my barracks room on the top rack. Everything started spinning and I puked most of the five cheeseburgers onto the tile floor down below. Coming from the top bunk, the vomit made a huge spash and flew everywhere. The next day, when I felt well enough to clean up the mess, I found cheeseburger remnants all over the freakin place.

Hahma
November 6th, 2006, 06:49 PM
I The thing that bothers me the most about tobacco chewers is that they use an empty beer bottle and fill it halfway with their spit during the course of the night....

Ugh. I had the gag reflex as soon as got to this part. Just ugh.

HEH,

Read my post above this one and you'll see my gag reflex :puke:

Taelord
November 7th, 2006, 02:53 PM
:shock: I like France! :D

Me too :drool: :drool: :drool: :hump: