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justin
April 21st, 2007, 02:42 PM
Samurai Hunt

Deep within the fortress of Einar the Valkyrie a plot was brewing to destroy Utgar and rescue Vydar from EVIL."Einar my master, we have discovered Utgar's weakness,"whispered Kaemon Awa. "Do tell,"replied Einar," don't whisper.""He has an excessive amount of retarded 'Soulborgs' and weak slimy marro," said a ninja from the shadows."We of your royal imperium have observed one 'Deathwalker' get himself destroyed, most recently after trading his armor for 'Grut Orcs'." "Alright so you wish to lead a seige and destroy Utgar,"asked Einar."Yes that is what I wish. May I follow through master," requested Kaemon Awa. "Yes, yes you may," Einar chuckled.

Several hours later

"Please welcome your seige equipment and new Non-human allies," said Einars flagbearer. "We are human," replied a green skinned samurai," we're just mutated humans." Ok then what are those," asked an Imperium officer. "Bikes," replied a gruff mechanical voice. "huh," asked the whole army. " Oh forget about it," replied the Blackheart.

1 week later

"Hey dad, I found some barrels outside can I have them," said Einar's son Nitro(I'll put his stats in a later post). "What barrels," asked Einar. " Umm lets see standard wood, toxic sludge, atomic waste, shiny chrome, beer kegs. Just the standard demolitions equipment used by Ullar,"replied Nitro, " Why?" "Get rid of them," roared Einar, "NOW!!"

Soon

after finishing with the barrels Nitro met with his dad about eliminating strange barrels. Suddenly they saw smoke rising from Utgar's fortress. "That's our seige," yelled Einar, "Load the wagons with those barrels."

A couple hours later

"Done," said Kaemon Awa." hey what's going on with those greeks,"asked Einar. "Your son summoned a wooden horse from a place called Troy," replied Guilty Mcreech,"Those Greeks are extatic about it."


I'm taking a break and will be editing more of the story in later. :einar: till next time.

dracothehalfdragon
April 21st, 2007, 09:02 PM
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dracothehalfdragon
May 1st, 2007, 08:02 PM
Samaurai hunt cont.

"has my son been drinking from the wellspring!" shouted Einar
"i am afraid that he has,"said kaemon awa,"however back to the problem at hand. plantmen make some tree golems."
"done. and they look like ullarian Ents."
"perfect"

a few hours later

"knock, Knock"
"Whoozatt"
"We come from Ullar to appoligize for our unprovoked attack. Pleasem accept this wooden horse as collateral."
"thank you."
"good bye and good luck."

20 minutes later at einars fortress

"BOOM "how much explosives did you put in that thing?" asked Einar.
"i dunno," said Nitro with a shrug,"two or three tons?"
the greeks shake their heads in agreement

back at utgars fortress

"man, if i had pain receptors this would really hurt" stated Q9," how'reou doin' buddy?"
"great! "SQUELCH"GREAT! Now i need to clean my feet" said Q10 emotionlessly.
"Dangit i wanted to do that" moaned Q9 as he scraped the DW9K's brain off Q10's foot.

more to be posted later. :utgar: