Ode to Taelord Focker.

[ultradoug]

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/979361344449de69d51e3b.jpg

An Ode to Taelord Focker, by UltraDoug:

Oh T.F. how we all love thee, although yee has just one post, as all can see, the avi that you have chosen, is the reasion why we are sending roses, your name too is quite grand, so I'll write your name in the sand,
oh Taelord Focker, your the best, from your ankles to your br.. ches.. head.

Oh Taelord Focker when shall yea post next? We awake at your beck and call, to answer your questions, great or small.

You are the the one you see, who has caputred the spining Tae, whos kinda like me, his cost is not that much, and nor is mine, its clear to see, you've got me in your army.




_____________________________________________________________

Also we did all this insain stuff:


Russian dance!!!!!!!!!!!!![img]

http://www.worldartswest.org/plm/guide/locator/images/russiangroup2.gif

Ok, I've desided to join forces with skyknight after reaslisng that no topic we get involved with stays on track, together our powers are unbeatable.

oh and mr. underhill can come too.

also other junk happens.
just read the post.

Oreos too!

http://lassiette2mimosa.canalblog.com/images/Oreo.JPG

PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.utsa.edu/today/images/graphics/pancakes.jpg
http://www.yaysports.com/nba/images/pancakes.jpg
http://www.cookeryfishcreek.com/images/pancakes.jpg

Sydcomebak is evil RUN RUN ATTACK ATACK AHH MAGIC SPELL!

netherspirit is evil to its war WAR!

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/541/541929/rome-total-war-20040824044805716.jpg


WAR!
http://www.mojaveairport.com/images/filming/boom/boom-040915-03-8.jpg

WARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
http://members.iinet.net.au/~forrie/BOOM%20WORD.jpg

Grishnakh still like cats.


http://www.zunicoon.com/images/natasha&friend.jpg
http://www.mistrzostwa-swiata.pl/tapety/tapety/koty/15.jpg
http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/cat-dog-pictures/sleeping-cat.jpg

also all topics should be merged into this one! WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Mr. Underhill]

What was the topic again?

[ultradoug]

LOL!

[skyknight]

I shall swoop from above and then Ud will come in from uderbove, and together we will fall upon the world like a ten pound mallet tenderizing pudding in the Hot month of June. There will be no hiding, there willl be no mercy, (unless you are cute). We shall shake the heavans until they shake and pound the Earth until it pounds. Chaos is upon you, look right there on your shoulder, see the Chaos, that is me.CHAOS. LEt the ssheeenaaadoogins begin.

[Mr. Underhill]

... we will fall upon the world like a ten pound mallet tenderizing pudding in the Hot month of June...

Objection, your Honour! The month of June is cold, for 'tis winter-time (in the antipodes)


Mr. Under-the-bottom-of-the-globe

[Mr. Underhill]

I hid this uncomfortable hunk of plastic up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give Jotun to you.

Bastardisation of Pulp Fiction... Gold, Jerry. Just gold. :D

[Tiberius]

Gentlemen, that is enough of your shenanigans...and dont touch the bus driver's equipment.

[ultradoug]

Pulls out the *bus driver's equipment.* ITS MINE

*runs*

AHHAHHAH ITS MINEEEEEE!

[Grungebob]

I shall swoop from above and then Ud will come in from uderbove, and together we will fall upon the world like a ten pound mallet tenderizing pudding in the Hot month of June. There will be no hiding, there willl be no mercy, (unless you are cute). We shall shake the heavans until they shake and pound the Earth until it pounds. Chaos is upon you, look right there on your shoulder, see the Chaos, that is me.CHAOS. LEt the ssheeenaaadoogins begin.Wake up man!! It is Ultradoug you are teaming up with not Underdog.

[ultradoug]

lmao
good to see you back in the offtopic secton thats named geneneral.

whaver its named.

[Venom]

why you guys riding the mini-bus?

[Revdyer]

Dear Underdoug, ultraknight, and skyhill,
What????

[ultradoug]

Ok Revdyer you can come to

[KeeperOfPeace]

Keeper slowly sneaks into the room. As he passes through the door frame he sees Ultra Doug running right at him with some sort of equipment in his hand. He's got a weapon! Keeper thought as he quickly raised his own weapon and shot a tranq dart into Ultra's right arm.
Ultra Doug stopped as if he hit an invisible wall, looked down at his right arm, saw the dart, then passed out. The dart gun had worked perfectly. He had requested its design since it was just silly to have a stick that you blew through and it shot out darts. That was no kind of gun, so he had requested that a pistol that shot darts so he could actually call it a dart gun.
Keeper continued on into the thread, carefully stepping over Ultra in fear of touching him and getting some kind of spamming virus.
There, just a few yards in front of him, stood Sky Night. Without relaly thinking, Keeper put away his dart gun.
Sky Night was in the middle of blabbing on and off about him and someone who lives underground.
"LEt the ssheeenaaadoogins begin" Sky Night said into the mic. I surely thought at that moment, that Sky Night was insane. There had been nobody in the audience. No cameras, nothing. He had been there just talking to himself like some kind of loon.
Why do I have to have the nutcases Keeper thought to himself wishing he had a much better job like trying to find out where Hasbro hid all of Wave 4.
Well readers, this is what you get when you name yourself Keeper Of Peace. You are going to have to keep the peace even against whack-i-doos.
"Sky, I am here for your bounty!" Keeper's voice echoed through the empty room.
His eyes nearly coming out of his head, he turned and stared right at Keeper, as if trying to see deep into his soul.
"You cannot stop me" Sky Night said in an unusual voice, "I will begin Chaos like none other!"
Just then, the ground began to rumble. A lightbulb from the ceiling came crashing down as Mr. Underhill sprang from the concrete floor.
"How did you do that?" Keeper asked Mr. Underhill as he brushed himself off.
"You didn't know? Why do you think I have an avatar with a goat head? I am part nibling goat" Keeper was in shock as Underhill rushed him.
Without any hesitation what-so-ever, Keeper simply took a step to the left, and watched in amazement as Mr. Underhill ran straight into the lever system behind the stage Sky Night had been standing on. Well, just like most things in life, Keeper's plan of dodging goat boy didn't work.
As Mr. Underhill attempted to charge Keeper, he had been swinging his arms like an enraged female petting zoo goat. Just as he ran into the lever system, he swung his arm and loosened a pulley chandelier that came down on Keeper.
Luckily, Keeper saw the very expensive glass object falling towards him and quickly got into the fetile position as to avoid getting hurt. This plan worked like a charm. Although he was trapped within the cage like design chandelier, he was okay.
"You will never get away with this Sky Night, some Moderator will stop you!" just then, Grunge Bob stepped out from behind the curtain along side Sky Night.
"No one can stop us Keeper Of Peace" Sky said. "We are here to stay."
Ultra Doug had just waken up from his morning nap caused by the sleepy dart, and was still groggy.
Keeper looked in amazement as Ultra Doug woddled his way towards the others.
"That dart would have knocked out an elephant for hours. How did you possibly wake from it?"
"I have been tranqued so many times in my life young protector, that my body has nearly perfected an immunity" Keeper looked from each of the four members.
"So, do you guys have some sort of name for your group?" Keeper asked.
Ultra Doug could not help himself from giving away that they didn't. His eyes were on Sky Night, and his face was disfigured.
"Group Hug!" Sky Night ordered as the four members came together.
Luckily, Keeper had thought ahead and brought a deck of cards to play solitare before the 4 men made their choice.
After an hour of long and hard thought, Grunge came forward. "We are the Taelord Tea-Lings"
Keeper could not do anything except say "Riiiiggghhhttt."
"Look it wasn't my idea, it was Ultra's" Grunge said pointing back to Doug who was smiling wickedly.
"So, what are you guys doing next?" Keeper asked trying to pass the time.
"Well" began Mr. Underhill, "we thought we would go play a quick game of Heroscape since Sky Night owns some Tundra sets. Then we would go begin to install confusion into every thread aboard Heroscapers.com" Yet again, the earth rumbled as Revdyer appeared out from under ground. The man was holding a small dog, he must of thought he was doctor evil or something as he held his pinky near his mouth.
"I am Mr. Revdyer, you may call me Mr. Revdyer."
Yet another member had joined the Taelord Tea-Lings, Keeper had to do something, and he better get a started since he has to check his email.

[ultradoug]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/TaeForUD5a.jpg

[KeeperOfPeace]

Keeper could not help but to shake his head as Ultra Doug finished the commercial that would air on the Ultra's epic website. Ultra Doug knew that since he had been able to get such a firm grip on the online community, the public would be unable to help watching his promotion of the Taelord Tea-Lings.
"I should have stopped your madness long ago Ultra"
"Well why else do you think I included you in that one epic, I knew you would have been on me like a HS player who just found a secret stash of Tundra. So I threw you a bone, made you feel special so you would back off for just long enough for me to gather my team." Ultra stood before Keeper with an ear to ear grin.
The grinning maniac reached over, and clicked submit. Keeper's fight just then, had become a whole lot larger.

[ultradoug]

After reading all those words posted by KoP (kinda odd that his name shortend from keeper of peace is KoP eh?) anyway.. after reading all that stuff, ultradoug totaly grew to giant size (dont ask how) and spinkicked the Earth.


http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/earth.jpg

[Revdyer]

I will sit, quietly, over here and watch for signs of subtle linguistic acrobatics. After some time passes I may wander off to play LoopholeScape. But "I shall return" as the famous writer Douglas MacAuthor once said.

[ultradoug]

i think all the topics i made should just be merged into one super long confusing topic.

[Revdyer]

Why limit it, ud, to the topics you created? Why not merge them all? That would *really* be confusing.

Oh, but then they'd look just like reality, wouldn't they? Very confusing.

[KeeperOfPeace]

Hey revdyer, I just noticed something. Do you have three hands? Look at you avatar.

[Grishnakh]

Grishnakh likes cats.

[Revdyer]

Hey revdyer, I just noticed something. Do you have three hands? Look at you avatar.

You will note, that third hand is not mine. It has a slightly lighter color. It is smaller. My puppy is eating it.

Beware of the dog.

[K/H_Addict]

*threatens to nuke everything*


I WANNA PLAY TOO!


*moves finger slowly closer to the big red button labled NUKE EVERYTHING IF THEY DONT LET YOU PLAY*

[Lakai]

I* would let k?h _addict play if I were you! (Wispers) hes crazy! He'll do it!

[AmishBurrito]

he will, i've seen him do it before

[ultradoug]

arent we sposta be rid of kh for the summer? :)

[dickflea]

Wait......wait.....dammm missed the bus.... :(

[skyknight]

YYYAHHHHHHH, YYYAHHHHHH, HHHEEEEEYYYYAAAAHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHH YYYYAAHHHHHH... shiinniiidooooginssss.....YYYYAAQHHHHHHHH.......

[bobofett]

Can i join you in taking over the world. :D

[ultradoug]

sure.

150 posts to go.

[skyknight]

This was my 1001st post and Skykngiht nailed it, great job you big hunk of a guy!!!!! YYYAYYYY Skyknight :P


I won I really won, thank you UD :banana:

[bobofett]

nice try but i did that on the post your picture thread before you.(and it was in red)

[skyknight]

No skykngiht really did win, really he did

[bobofett]

in your dreams skynight.

[ultradoug]

ok i got tired of counting posts so i think my real contest will be something worse.. far far worse.

[bobofett]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[ultradoug]

check the contest page that new contest is pretty ep- good.

[reapersaurus]

check the contest page that new contest is pretty ep- good.you should prolly modify your sig for the time being.... ;)

[gibberish_47]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/TaeForUD5a.jpg

How did you get involved in this, Grungebob?

[ultradoug]

check the contest page that new contest is pretty ep- good.you should prolly modify your sig for the time being.... ;)

oh yeah.. thanks for point out that ep-- that word was there.

[ultradoug]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/TaeForUD5a.jpg

How did you get involved in this, Grungebob?

read keepers of peaces long story

[reapersaurus]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/TaeForUD5a.jpg

How did you get involved in this, Grungebob?

read keepers of peaces long storyjust in case

[ultradoug]

lol @ reaper.

[reapersaurus]

you had a x'd out image in your last post - i couldn;t take the chance that it was the pic! :)

[ultradoug]

hahah reapres just gonna quote everything i do! @@_@@@

[bobofett]

hahah reapres just gonna quote everything i do! @@_@@@

so am i

[gibberish_47]

I still don't know what's going on. :unsure:

[ultradoug]

no one does its very episode.

[reapersaurus]

evil.

i gotta go home. :cry: be back on in less than an hour.

[bobofett]

no one does its very episode.

stay tuned for next season. :(

[Revdyer]

no one does its very episode.

Isn't that where Underhill is from? The episodes?

[ultradoug]

ok, so here is how to make reaper the explode:

1: make dumb contest.
2: tell reaper he missed it by 1 second.
3: repeat.

[Barfodor]

This rally isnt as confusing as I thought it would be. So far, i have understood everything. I dont think your plan is working Tealord Tea-lings.

[KeeperOfPeace]

Of course it isn't working. Its because none other than I is here to stop them. I will continue the story of triumph that will shine out stories of old and will show you all that the Taelord Tea-Lings can be defeated!

[ultradoug]

*eats Keeperofpeace*

[reapersaurus]

ok, so here is how to make reaper the explode:

1: make dumb contest.
2: tell reaper he missed it by 1 second.
3: repeat.see, the REAL evil genius of this is that not only does ultradoug get the people following his posts and listening to his every word like he always wanted, but he even gets the winners address and can stalk them all sneaky-like. :D
:poke:

And this can go on for WEEKS, if he wants!

[NiteRaider]

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna rule the world! No topic I enter makes any sense! Lemme join! Lemme join! Please?

[ultradoug]

yeah its like some educational episode of every post.
is crazy you know? bane waiting is making your head hurt.

[Revdyer]

And this can go on for WEEKS, if he wants!

Way too short of a time frame, reap; way too short.

[bobofett]

And this can go on for WEEKS, if he wants!

Way too short of a time frame, reap; way too short.

were talking about milleniums here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[gibberish_47]

Ooh! Ooh! I wanna rule the world! No topic I enter makes any sense! Lemme join! Lemme join! Please?

That is so true....

*GLASS SHATTERS!*

*GLASS SHATTERS!!*

*GLASS SHATTERS!!!*

[shakey_snake]

* shakey shakes head and begins glueing glass back together* "Damn kids" he mumbles.

[Gambit]

posers! i was the founder of the original "HOW WOULD YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD?" thread! this is an outrage! you violated the copy right laws i made up 2 minutes ago for that thread! you know have 2 choices, pay the fine, or..., let me in on this compleatly pointless yet time comsuming plan. its your choice! GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (besidse i am random and i can annoy people really easy, im probly annoying somone with this post)

[django]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/ultrasky.jpg
true story dont belive me ask ultradoug.

[ultradoug]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! django remind me to make you something cool at some point :D that made my day

[django]

hey :lol:

[ultradoug]

lmao

[skyknight]

Thats awesome DJANGO. I was there for that so I will back up Ud's story. We were drinkin a bit that day :)

[ultradoug]

Thats awesome DJANGO. I was there for that so I will back up Ud's story. We were drinkin a bit that day :)

I saw you drinking with your dog down there.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ultrasky2.jpg

[skyknight]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Havokscry]

If anyone is to take over the world, there must be a resistance. Although it will probably be a losing battle, is anyone with me?

[Gambit]

If anyone is to take over the world, there must be a resistance. Although it will probably be a losing battle, is anyone with me?

no not really, evenif i did its to late now, ive already been releasing UD onto huuge sites without him knowing whats going on and effectivly driving everyone out of thier minds. ITS TOO LATE YOU CANT STOP MY PLAN FROM WORKING NOW! I WILL RULE OVER ALL OF YOU! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!(if you would like to rule be in a posityion of power when i take over, i accept payments of twentys)
:joke:

[Havokscry]

So you're saying that Ultradoug is your man servant?

[Gambit]

no im just making it so his posts show up on many huge sites and i made a seceret thread that only us can see and he stuck in it and he has no idea whats going on :wink:

[Venom]

so UD is a Malepostalo?

[Turtleboy]

I looked at the title of this thread :lol: Aww made my day. Hey guys , play time is over go take your naps. :twisted:

[ultradoug]

what happened now?

[ultradoug]

spin kick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f78IGz5ibI

[django]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/giraffe.jpg

wait huh........what happend?

[ultradoug]

long neck had it comming!

[Gambit]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/giraffe.jpg

wait huh........what happend?

what the flip?!?! where did you get tht?

[ultradoug]

I got that kick from years of study.
that big neck was at the zoo.

[Gambit]

oh wait that you UD! thats pretty flippin' funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ultradoug]

epic video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G27Yody3XIs

[Gambit]

cool epic, i have one of those cool green thingy-thingys you had on yor head

[Venom]

poor giraffe

[Gambit]

poor giraffe

dum anemal! servs it wright for bieng soo stooped!

[Venom]

you're mean. :(
one should never beat on any animals
:horsepoo: :deadhorse:

[Gambit]

you didnt catch the joke, look at my spelling....

[Venom]

i don't speak ghetto :shrug: so i must have translated it wrong.

[Gambit]

im not ghetto!

[Su-Bak-Na]

Check out his picture at the post your picture thread.

[Venom]

oh :oops: ...uhhhh redneck, yank, canadian...something?

[Gambit]

hey! it aint flippin funny!

[Gambit]

oh :oops: ...uhhhh redneck, yank, canadian...something?

for your information its duct tape pro!

[Venom]

australian? :poke:

[Gambit]

and im NOT CANADIAN!

[Su-Bak-Na]

See now it's all worked out.

[Gambit]

i live in califonia and i hate the place!

[Venom]

straight out of england?

[Gambit]

UUUUUUURG! this is hopless!(possibly even as hopless as trying to make UD post sane things)

[Su-Bak-Na]

Lets not start an argument here.

[Gambit]

striat outta utah!

[Gambit]

Lets not start an argument here.

dude its ok were just kiddin' around....

[Su-Bak-Na]

Okay just making sure.

[Venom]

yeah Gambit's a real cool character! i just like wolverine better cuz he's one bad mofo. and i like the samurai guy better in soulblade also.

[Venom]

striat outta utah!

...(continuing) makes sense now. :roll: so, how the cows treating you? :poke:

[Gambit]

striat outta utah!

...(continuing) makes sense now. :roll: so, how the cows treating you? :poke:

what you mean my little bro? hes annoying the crud outta me! :lol:

[Su-Bak-Na]

I think I just noticed you are talking about his avatar, correct me if I'm wrong.

[Venom]

let me see if i can remember where Utah is on the map. haven't heard of that place since i got out of high school

[ultradoug]

making me post sane?
humm...

[skyknight]

So Gambit your from Norway huh, thats to cool, how do you say I would like to date your sister in Norwegian?

[Venom]

:rofl:

[Gambit]

you guys really are hopless(well, iam too but you guys are hopless and ganging up on me, thats all right, i can still out type you both, and i have more posts than venom, ha-haahaha)

[Su-Bak-Na]

Bragging now eh, don't blame you to much though. :wink:

[Gambit]

and also venom why isnt your loction shhown?its because your imbarresed because yuo live somwhere stooped

[ultradoug]

Jag skulle den lika hitintills skyknightsdottern mycket och får föreställer av henne as well as Gambitssyster.

whatever.

[Gambit]

Jag skulle den lika hitintills skyknightsdottern mycket och får föreställer av henne as well as Gambitssyster.

whatever.

what do you want with my sister!?! shes 10 years old!

[ultradoug]

oh bane he's cracked the swish code
I dont rember what i translated now.
AArghhh!

[Gambit]

oh bane he's cracked the swish code
I dont rember what i translated now.
AArghhh!

actully all i cracked was gambits sister so your not realy in trouble if you posted somthing bad, besidses if you post somthing bad i woldnt care because i know you need to get your daily randomness into every topic in the foroum at least twice :D

[shakey_snake]

UD, don't you have a little sister?
I've see nthe top of her head in the BG of one of your vids.

[ultradoug]

lol... I'll take the 5th

[Venom]

my location is Area 51, but than people would think wierd of me if they knew.

[ultradoug]

its ok Venom we think weird of you anyway.

[Venom]

yay! :banana: :hump:

[Gambit]

how did i know this was comming(maybe it was those psycic implants...., nah)

[Venom]

or you're really Dr. Xavier trapped in Gambit's body :shock:

[Su-Bak-Na]

psycic implants

Lets see if they work geuss what I'm thinking aboout{I hope he doesn't say Heroscape}

[Gambit]

huh? i do play horescape, whatever you said....

[Venom]

i do play horescape

how do you play that? i want to learn :lol:

[Gambit]

AAAAARG! i meant heroscape! heroscape! you fool! (if you want to know how to play metalscape or snackscape, ask UD...)

[Venom]

horescape would have been a cool game tho, oh well. :roll:

[ultradoug]

AAAAARG! i meant heroscape! heroscape! you fool! (if you want to know how to play metalscape or snackscape, ask UD...)

ask penname about mettalscape ... not sure who made snackscape.
the mystery will live on.

[Gambit]

what happend to pen name? :unsure: *jaws music starts playing*

[Havokscry]

i do play horescape

how do you play that? i want to learn :lol:

I think its pretty expensive.

[Gambit]

*gambit sighs and start banging his head aginst the wall, realizing that what he was doing is hopless* :brickwall:

[skyknight]

do they play HORESCAPE in Norway Gambit?

[django]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/Quack20*****.jpg

[Gambit]

do they play HORESCAPE in Norway Gambit?

i dont live in norway! i live in livermore! cant you read! :D

[Gambit]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/Quack20*****.jpg

you should make an avi out of that

[skyknight]

Is Livermore in the Northern part of Norway or more central?

[Revdyer]

sky, do you know how long Gambit has lived in Norway? Does he like it there? Where did he learn English? Just curious and thought you might know.

[Gambit]

:brickwall: :bang: :brickwall: :bang: :brickwall: :bang:

[skyknight]

OOOHHHH hes an angry Norwegian :o

[Gambit]

oh yeah, well your from france!

[Gambit]

hey that title aint funny! :evil: what was the original title anyway?

[skyknight]

I come from the land of the Ice and snow, where the midnight sun and the hot springs flow

aaahhhhhhaaahhhhhhaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa :headbang:

[Havokscry]

Are there still Vikings in Norway Gambit and if so, do you play Horescape with them? I would imagine they would probably cheat, if you did.

[Gambit]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/django60617/Quack20*****.jpg

this is a pic of you skynight isnt it?

[ultradoug]

pancake pics added to first post.

[Gambit]

Ok, I've desided to join forces with skyknight after reaslisng that no topic we get involved with stays on track, together our powers are unbeatable.

oh and mr. underhill can come too.

also other junk happens.
just read the post.



PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.utsa.edu/today/images/graphics/pancakes.jpg
http://www.yaysports.com/nba/images/pancakes.jpg
http://www.cookeryfishcreek.com/images/pancakes.jpg


actully that seems to happen to me to, though not always intentionally(abotu half the time)

[ultradoug]

as a Norwegian you like pancakes correct?

[gibberish_47]

sky, do you know how long Gambit has lived in Norway? Does he like it there? Where did he learn English? Just curious and thought you might know.

Well, he doesn't know english very well, if you haven't noticed.

:poke:

[Sydcomebak]

God, I wonder how much UD's post count would be reduced to if I deleted all threads started by him... especially this one!

[skyknight]

YAH da ganboot like da Pooncakes vurry vurry mooch. Yah

[Gambit]

skynut a boonheed verry muuch yahh

[shakey_snake]

Curse you UD, I want pancakes now.



:eat:

[ultradoug]

Sydcomebak is evil everyone attack!

[netherspirit]

God, I wonder how much UD's post count would be reduced to if I deleted all threads started by him... especially this one!

Yes, we should start deleting all of his random crap in the non-off-topic threads as well. :twisted:

Down with UD! :P;)

[ultradoug]

netherspirit's evil too! ok everyone, its us vs them!

[ultradoug]

warrr!!! (see page 1)

[netherspirit]

We Will Win.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/netherspirit/Smilies/padlock2.gif

[Revdyer]

<stretching> Ah, okay, is it time to go to war so soon?

Wish I had my "Practice Safe Hex" sticker for protection.

[ultradoug]

We Will Win.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/netherspirit/Smilies/padlock2.gif

Just rember whos on my side:

http://files1.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_10_23_2003_09_29_30/keyblade1.jpgD09A680A-E081-227F-DA67191B41897F15.jpgLarge.jpg

[netherspirit]

:ban:

Really UD? That can be arranged. :twisted:

[Gambit]

dont worry UD!, uhhhh..... never mind, worry!

[skyknight]

Ya da evil admons are in da tread, dis time day will not laugh at oos. NO

[Revdyer]

Revdyer casts *the aura of Arkansas* forcing all enemies to fall in love with their cousins.

[skyknight]

I unleash upon you from my home state the banshee queen known as Hilary :twisted:

[Gambit]

i do play horescape

how do you play that? i want to learn :lol:

i meat orescape, a collective group of scapes inclding: doorscape, borescape, gorescape, etc. you get the picture

[ultradoug]

http://lassiette2mimosa.canalblog.com/images/Oreo.JPGscape?

[Gambit]

ooooh ya, oreoscape!

[NiteRaider]

(grabs glass of milk) I'm ready!

[django]

dont let george bush see them oreo's he'll try to send them back to mexico.

[NiteRaider]

(stuffs cookies into mouth) OK, I hid them!

[Havokscry]

Do they have Oreo cookies in Norway Gambit?

[Gambit]

thaey havv oreoscape yah

[Grishnakh]

Fifteen pages later Grishnakh still like cats.

[NiteRaider]

Good. (sticks cat into cookie and feeds it to Grishnakh)

[Gambit]

aye! varrrs myyyin coogaye!

[NiteRaider]

Here you go! (dumps big bag of Oreo's on Gambit) Hey, weren't you unconsious when I last left you?

[Gambit]

vaaghts iyn ve tyvern

[NiteRaider]

Oh, right (pours gallons of milk down Gambit's throat).

[Gambit]

*with all the food distorting his distorted speech, gambit talks normal*

"good cookies these are"

(well sort of)

[NiteRaider]

Oh sorry (flips audio back to "Swedish")

[ultradoug]

Gambits Switshic not Norgan? whatever I give up. Grishnakh still like cats.
whatever. check the ever chaning first post for more pictures.
@_@;

also its hammer time:

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h44/Malechi_HeroScape/stuff/hammertime.gifhttp://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h44/Malechi_HeroScape/stuff/hammertime.gifhttp://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h44/Malechi_HeroScape/stuff/hammertime.gif
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/jonan_jello/JOTUNsmashcopy.jpg

Cant touch this!

http://www.ultimateuploads.com/audio/view.php?play=05a16202c65ae3df16fabb9c77682a6c

[KeeperOfPeace]

Jumps out of Ultra's belly.

Not sure why I was in there so long. He ate me weeks ago. It did smell fruity though.

[Grishnakh]

Kitties like da Grishnakh to.

Ug, Grishnakh head still hurt from 100th post party in bar last night.....

Da place got messed up.

[Gambit]

grishafnsdkah hyrut?!?! waot aybut miyn?!?!?!

[NiteRaider]

Huh? (switches audio to English by pouring more Oreo's and cookies into Gambit.) Now what did you say?

[Grishnakh]

grishafnsdkah hyrut?!?! waot aybut miyn?!?!?!

Did Grishnakh punch you up a bit in da bar last night? Grishnakh no remember. Or was you da one Grishnakh broke chair over?

[NiteRaider]

No that was (almost) me.

[ultradoug]

*Chair shaters*

links worth clicking:

http://home.amnet.net.au/~enigma1/warning.html

http://home.amnet.net.au/~enigma1/heroscape/wikipedia---ultradoug.html

[Havokscry]

grishafnsdkah hyrut?!?! waot aybut miyn?!?!?!

Did Grishnakh punch you up a bit in da bar last night? Grishnakh no remember. Or was you da one Grishnakh broke chair over?

That was me. :x

[NiteRaider]

Oh yeah! That's right. God, I wish I had my camcorder...

[Gambit]

"yyhaaa, yvwora vittt myn"

[NiteRaider]

You're right, you had the camcorder (plugs camcorder into TV, pulls up beanbag chairs and enjoys the madness that occured.)

[Grishnakh]

Grishnakh no like cats any more.

[NiteRaider]

Well that didn't last too long.

*cat meows*

*Nite gets shotgun and blows cat brains everywhere*

[ultradoug]

pretty sure i had the topic changed but i think i forgot to do it.

[NiteRaider]

I got it! Pickin' up loose rebounds. :)

[ultradoug]

lets not forget this insain post shall we?!
ok everyone merge into this topic.

[Havokscry]

but Grishnakh isn't here

[NiteRaider]

OK (merges into lane, crashes into UD's car creating a 30-car pileup.)

[skyknight]

I'm comin in boss
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/Skyknightsalbum/off20we20go.jpg

[NiteRaider]

Behold! The loophole in UD's system!
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[skyknight]

Admin just showed up :(

[NiteRaider]

Uh oh! Party's over!! (turns off disco lights) Everyone hide!!

[skyknight]

If I just put my visor down noone will know its me!!!

[ultradoug]

shhh quiet admins here.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ultradance.gif

[NiteRaider]

(starts picking up confetti)

[skyknight]

...scrapes up the peanut butter.....

[Havokscry]

So when are you going to change the title to "Ode to Taelord Focker" or something?

[NiteRaider]

When he shows up! (ducks behind couch).

[skyknight]

Whhheeeee

[NiteRaider]

No.

[skyknight]

:lol:

[ultradoug]

An Ode to Taelord Focker, by UltraDoug:

Oh T.F. how we all love thee, although yee has just one post, as all can see, the avi that you have chosen, is the reasion why we are sending roses, your name too is quite grand, so I'll write your name in the sand,
oh Taelord Focker, your the best, from your ankles to your br.. ches.. head.

Oh Taelord Focker when shall yea post next? We awake at your beck and call, to answer your questions, great or small.

You are the the one you see, who has caputred the spining Tae, whos kinda like me, his cost is not that much, and nor is mine, its clear to see, you've got me in your army.

[Havokscry]

that is epic.

[NiteRaider]

Eh. Needs work.

[skyknight]

:cry: your makin me cry UD

[ultradoug]

What light shaters glass, it is the east, and http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/979361344449de69d51e3b.jpg is the sun!

Dare I compare thee to a summers day? Thou are much sunner and stuff!

Oh yeah, if I could just hold yee for one moment, just to see thee, a glance and heven is mine.

[NiteRaider]

Better!

[TAELORD FOCKER]

how nice. i have an ode.

[ultradoug]

YAY! :D

[skyknight]

I just thought of a good one......on second thought I am not going to post it :lol:

[K/H_Addict]

I WANNA PLAY!


oh wait....



i am playing...as of UD's first post


Oreos too!

see? my g/f calls me Oreo! I WIN!

[NiteRaider]

OK, FREE OREO'S!!

[K/H_Addict]

OMFG! NO!!!!!



LOOK! FREE........SHATTERED GLASS AND RUSSIAN DANCERS!


*runs away screaming*

[NiteRaider]

Oopah! (throws plate down) *glass shatters*
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ultradance.gif

[Havokscry]

What light shaters glass, it is the east, and http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/979361344449de69d51e3b.jpg is the sun!

Dare I compare thee to a summers day? Thou are much sunner and stuff!

Oh yeah, if I could just hold yee for one moment, just to see thee, a glance and heven is mine.

and suddenly I hear Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" playing in the background.

[TAELORD FOCKER]

and suddenly I hear Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" playing in the background.
karate kid II was a sweet movie. i want to have a tea ceremony during a typhoon.

[shakey_snake]

http://usera.imagecave.com/Wolverine_0416/So_for_you/this-thread-is-gay.jpg

[TAELORD FOCKER]

sorry.

[Su-Bak-Na]

Oopah! (throws plate down) *glass shatters*
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ultradance.gif

Man you never get tired of that Glass Shaters thing, but I think it's funny.

[shakey_snake]

gay? you're the one with the flaming lips on your weekly top five.
this thread has been dedicated to me and i think its sweet. strange with lots of spelling errors, sometimes confusing, but still sweet. thank you mr ultradoug.no no no no no no no no no...

your name.
you don't get it? whatever.

you're the one with the flaming lips on your weekly top five.
Apply. Lather. Rinse. (http://www.bash.org/?4281)

[TAELORD FOCKER]

no no no no no no no no no...

your name.
you don't get it? whatever.i'm sorry mr. shakey_snake. i thought you were bashing my new buddies. had you posted a picture of ben stiller instead of alf, i would have caught the reference immediately. again i'm sorry. and that is (kind of) were the name came from.

[ultradoug]

and suddenly I hear Peter Cetera's "Glory of Love" playing in the background.
karate kid II was a sweet movie. i want to have a tea ceremony during a typhoon.

Green tea, comming right up!

"keep waxing ya kid!"

The kid outside thinks he's being trained, but the Karate guys next door, I'm just using him as free car waxing service, would you like calaforna rolls too?

Mr ultradoug? You my lady, may call me Doug, *bows*

[skyknight]

Perhaps you meant Mr. ultradog Taelord......Here he is now :lol:
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/Skyknightsalbum/misc/Dog20Pug20Ultra.jpg

[Gambit]

this thread is the best! i have no idea whats going on, just to add some more randomness to this thread, *swtiches to norwiegian*oot tyas trad byats ooll trads!"

and also,
:jotun::jotun::jotun:
:jotun::jotun::jotun:
:jotun::jotun::jotun:

[ultradoug]

whats going on? T.F. is the best!

[Gambit]

i wasnt saying he stunk, i was just contributing randomness to the thread

[ultradoug]

Cool.

[skyknight]

I had a bus of 35 Norwegians in the winery yesterday Gambit. I wanted to ask if anyone knew you :lol:

[bad_calvin]

I once saw a window box, a clam bake, a ski jump, a tooth brush, and bannana peel.

I'm serious.

[Havokscry]

i wasnt saying he stunk, i was just contributing randomness to the thread

he?? is there something you're not telling us ud?

[Gambit]

ooops! is T.F. a girl? i wanst sure becuase i havent read very many of her post and im so used to having mostly guys on this site

[Havokscry]

ooops! is T.F. a girl? i wanst sure becuase i havent read very many of her post and im so used to having mostly guys on this site

yeah, ud is in love with T.F.

[ultradoug]

yeah shes the best! ^_^