HOW WOULD YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

[Gambit]

if you were an evil dictator with unlimited resoures bent on taking over the world how would you do it(cmon i need ideas :twisted:)

[KeeperOfPeace]

I would tell you the most brilliant idea you have ever heard, but then you would use it against me. And I am a man that protects the weak *play dramatic music* and I stand up against those such as yourself.

HahHA

[Wilkerson74]

I would contaminate the worlds water supplys with laxatives, and when the world leaders where tired of ****ting themselves to death, they would come begging for mercy, the trade of course being absolute power!

[Gambit]

well now youve revealed yourself as my enemy GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[Gambit]

oops that last post was meant for KOP

[Gambit]

exllelent idea but where to get all the x-lax?

[Wilkerson74]

exllelent idea but where to get all the x-lax?

Well....i suppose a valuable hostage could yield tons of x-lax....but I am open to suggestions.

[Gambit]

i know that but how where u get enouh to contaminate the whole worlds water supply for who-knows-how-long? i mean cmon it would take a lot of lax.

[feekonea]

first, I would go to college and become an astronaut, than one day steal a rocket and put about 20 nukes in there, nuke the whole world, except before you do all of this, make sure you have jessica simpson in the rocket with you so you could reproduce :wink: :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

[Wilkerson74]

i know that but how where u get enouh to contaminate the whole worlds water supply for who-knows-how-long? i mean cmon it would take a lot of lax.

ahhh....perhaps tis just a pipedream....

[Gambit]

good idea but ive got no idea how you carry all the nukes, personaly i plan to somehow make it so ultradoug can be on every website on at the same time and drive evreyone out of thier minds, then, in thier state of insanity, i'd take over GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

[CupidsArt]

MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD


I would begin to invest my money into small utilities and distribution companies scattered along the East Coast fo the US. To avoid creating too much attention I would assume ownership of under the Guise of a different person every 10 investments.

I would then channel any overflow into overseas companies that manufacture novelties and fabrics. As time grows along with profit a Large percent of my money will be invested back into my companies for expantion and to offer better pay than my competition. As time would pass I would create community celebrations and special holidays for my best employees.

As my strength over seas grows, I'll begin my work on distribution companies in the Middle-East and Asia. As I get a good grip on asian Import/Export I'll begin my work in Europe.

Throughout the UK I'll start my own media network, a network, run by the people and for the people. A channel that let's anyone with $$ speak their mind. I'll hold prime-time tele-confrences asking small time political leaders to speak their minds. As I slowly begin to breed a fog of false political power for them.

Back to America as Time has passed I've gained nearly 53% control over Americas Distributionand my chokehold on utilities is slowly growing. I've began buying family farms and and rich land to grow Corn and Soy. Asia by then will be relying on my companies to employ and transport for more than 74% of their population.

With my power slowly growing more and more with each passing year I decide to invest in housing developments near central and southern Africa. I build Grand roads and connect them with eco-smart communities. Many of the towns and housing developments I build are fashioned with the laws and culture of the locals.

As my Asian Sweatshops/Farms/Shipping, American Farms/Shipping, African Communities gain ground I begin to bring them all together. I make appearances on my UK television network which has now spread to Cable and Satelite all over the globe. I make the media turn me into a Saint, soon people will praise me.

I'll then begin my work and research on a WORLD law, one solid order of rights, something that much of humanity will embrace. Each country will accept these laws, because by now, my small time politicians have grown into Presidents, Emassadors and Prime Ministers. All of Humanity will look upon me as a grand human being as the world's crime rate begins to fade. War will be fought in cyberspace, not in the battlefield and Poverty will have no meaning, eccept as a history definition.


After my 97 years on this Earth come closer to the end, I'll flood the world with gifts and love. My last few moments of life will be televised as I tell the world to love and cherish every neighbor as if they were your own flesh and blood. A single tear will run down my face as I smile and say goodbye and that will be the moment that I will rule the world.

[Gambit]

cmon now, that sounds to practical

[KeeperOfPeace]

well now youve revealed yourself as my enemy GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Well I am not Keeper Of Peace for nothing

[Gambit]

well now youve revealed yourself as my enemy GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

Well I am not Keeper Of Peace for nothing

your my first target then GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CupidsArt]

cmon now, that sounds to practical

Okay, how about this?

I begin breeding a race of super intelligent Rotweilers and sell them as low pay guard units to companies. Then when no-one expects it they'll attack. I'll give them anti-vision armor, a small tactial nuke, urban warfare training, Lazer Beams on their friggan heads and cup holders.

[Gambit]

now thats MUCH better

[netherspirit]

I am not exactly sure how I would do it but when I do it, I will do these things to make sure that I stay that way.

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell in my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragon of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought, I'll shoot him and then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled, "Danger: Don Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will clearly not be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel room well outside my border will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least several round of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital count-down. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable. I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would prove a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legion of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman foot soldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strength and weaknesses. Even though this takes some fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive which is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bed chamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcements and/or romantic sub-plot for the hero or his side-kick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tell me my Legion of Terror is losing a battle, I will believe him.. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super-weapon, I will use it early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all of those pesky time travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys that happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him and say "And here is the price for failure." then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all of my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions of the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legion of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legion of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owners manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: This also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?" I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of this nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a compentant psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be disadvantageous.
65. If I must have a computer system with publicly available terminals, the maps they display will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints and then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon, instead of using my unstoppable super weapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legion of Terror to attack the heroes en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutenant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legion of Terror "And he must be taken alive-" the command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonable practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerously unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 stones of power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more alone the lines of "Push the button/"
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to do the task again.
89. After I capture the hero's super weapon, I will not disband legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my main control room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead, I will say that his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and the underling who failed or betrayed me, I will die first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cell mate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unraveled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However, if circumstances have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each other' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data files of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free, unlimited internet access.

http://www.proft.org/tips/evil.html

[TheRealQ]

Gambit, why do you need this information? If it has a humurous purpose I can direct it that way but if you want to know if any of us truly has a plan to take over the world...you'll be hearing a knock on your door.

[Gambit]

i only got to 50, how much time did you spend on this? :poke:

[Gambit]

read the whole thread (up to netherspirits post) and you may understand.

[netherspirit]

i only got to 50, how much time did you spend on this? :poke:

I didn't write it. There is a link a the bottom of the list ;)

[Gambit]

oh, well, thanks anyway when i take ove-i mean finish that report you can bee my most trusted lutinet

[kookalives]

Been there, done that.

It really was easy, but boring. I went around and started telling everyone I was taking over the world. No one tried to stop me. I ruled the world for a few weeks and got bored of it and so let the E.T.s have it. I think they got bored as well and left.

If I ever do it again, I'll make sure to make a bigger deal and get more attention. It really is no fun to take over the world and not have everyone know you did it.

[Gambit]

well if that avatar is a pic of you i dont know how they could deny you :D

[K/H_Addict]

ok. i would sneak into the presidents office and hit that red button. then, i would build a shelter out of those little black boxes on the airplanes. I would select 9 males and 10 females (for a total of 20 people) (preferably heroscapers) and then, in the chaos i have wreaked and framed our lousy president for, i would steal all of the heroscape, ship it to the moon, take all the seeds and what not for food etc, ship them off to the moon, and then. oh man. and then i would take those 20 nukes feekonea has and launch them at the planet from the moon, and reproduce on the moon and and and and play heroscape whil reproducing and establish a heroscape nation!

[skyknight]

I have one word for you.....MCDONALDS. If it could bring communism in the Soviet Union to its knees imagine what it will do for the rest of the world. Now I just have to start one. :lol:

[Gambit]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuum yeah, you do that..... :poke:

[K/H_Addict]

or, maybe. i would take your little glowy purple thing and threaten the UN with it.


YEAH! WHAT ABOUT THAT PUNKS! FEAR THE GLOWY PURPLE THING!

[Gambit]

i still like my idea best. the only problem is that i havent seen ultradoug all day

[LordVenoc]

A friend of mine had an idea of how he would take over Cuba.
He plans to go to school in Italy. Then with his schooling capture and hold Canada hostage. He would force the United States to give him a large airforce. From there he plans to take the air force and attack South America. In South America he is going to take huge nets and capture all of the piranhas. He will then drop all of the piranhas on the cubans and take over. Finally he will transform Cuba into a chain of Strip Club slash Family Resorts called Titicaca. Now just use this plan for several countries. Like the major oil countries then you will control all of the worlds oil.
Muhaha.

[Gambit]

that would work but who cares about Canada???

J/K

[TheRealQ]

Here's an intro, if this interests you let me know and I'll write more.

1.) Create an ailment that is easily spread but is also easily cured.

2.) Spread the disease in Rwanda.

3.) Give the cure to the minority and not the Tutsis.

4.) Incite a rebellion putting yourself as a leader who knows that the others have the cure and where to find it.

5.) While you have the Tutsis in arms you spread the disease to the surrounding countries.

6.) Once the Tutsis take back power you convince them to hunt down the oppressors that fled the country.

7.) While the other countries are weakened you increase your raids and demands until they are at your mercy.

8.) Secretly you meet with the foreign leaders and tell them that if they support you for regional ruler that you will stop the wars and bring health back to the land. Just for back-up you insure that someone close to them is ill.

9.) You go back to the Tutsis and tell them that you and your secret death squad has killed the oppressors.

10.) You call a peace accord unifying all the nations surrounding Lake Victoria with a new government to be put in place. You call upon France and a couple other peace loving countries to stand witness.

11.) Now you have a country. Naturally USA will become suspicious. Warn the people that the evil west is planning on attacking and that they should build up their defenses.

12.) Cure the people. Mass produce the cure and give it out for free. Your people and the bleeding hearts of the world will love you even though you are building a massive army.

13.) Initiate business dealings with China and American high tech. To the Chinese you promise resources that are not yours yet and to the Americans you promise cheap labor.

14.) Start a huge project building one of the greatest wonders of the world, a dam holding back Lake Victoria from the Nile. Hydroelectricity for all of Africa.

15.) Get foreign countries to fund the dam as a project to celebrate the peace in the region and to help bring your country out of the third world. Offer discounted electricity to Egypt and South Africa if they help build it.

16.) Once the damn is finished and your army is huge and trained you invade the region southeast of you and claim the Uranium and Diamond mines there as national property to no longer be profited by the West. Use propaganda to make your Uranium seizure to appear as an anti-nuke stance and your diamond seizure to appear as a protest against capitalism. The world will applaud you.

17.) Secretly sell the Uranium to the Chinese now that you have what they want.

18.) Use the diamonds to fund public programs including free health and education for all.

19.) Be sure that part of the education is hatred for the Western world and their suppression of the African continent. They should also all be combat trained in the name of Physical Education.

20.) Start up call centers and online data centers for american companies.

okay...thats the first twenty steps...my eyes are getting tired...let me know if you want more.

[Gambit]

so far it seems to be on the line between practial and not so pratical, still i found it interesting.....

[K/H_Addict]

ya know what? i once had a master plan for world-rule. i thougt of it when i was pooping. then i forgot. so i guess you're SOL unless i take a poop sometime soon....maybe tomorrow....

[Gambit]

gee, thanks, i really wated to know what you were doing on the toilet :roll:

[K/H_Addict]

dont mention it. whenever i have a good idea, it usually occurs to me on the toilet.



maybe you could recruit massive mutant apes from king Kong's family and have them throw their monstrous terds at buildings, people, etc.

[Gambit]

great, now im gonna have that in my head every time you have a good idea :brickwall:

[oogiezone]

I think women could totally take over the world by harvesting a male's sperm when he hits puberty and preserving it. Then the male would be castrated, and the sperm would be used to artificially inseminate females when they chose to reproduce. We would turn you all into pets, and successfully rule the world!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! :twisted:

[Gambit]

ooooookay that ones a little freaky even for a wierd guy like me :poke:

[netherspirit]

I think women could totally take over the world by harvesting a male's sperm when he hits puberty and preserving it. Then the male would be castrated, and the sperm would be used to artificially inseminate females when they chose to reproduce. We would turn you all into pets, and successfully rule the world!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! :twisted:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[oogiezone]

:rofl: Gambit--my best girlfriends and I are big feminists, so you can see why something like that would have come up in conversation... :lol: ...but I was mostly kidding. We thought of that in high school when we were mad at men.

[Gambit]

whew!, for a minute there you had me scared

[Nwojedi]

if I had unlimited money. I'd Do a Genesis project on Mars, and launch myself and 100 of the hottest girls I can find there, and declair myself ruler of the planet.

Mission complete.

[InfinityMax]

My plan is not so much to rule the world as it is to save the world. It still requires considerable money, though.

I would hire a band of unscrupulous bio-chemists to create a virulent disease capable of killing 4 out of 5 people in the world indiscriminately. I would then hire five hundred people to travel the world as travel writers, unwittingly distributing the virus across the globe. The disease, which would have an incredibly long incubation period, would be contracted by nearly everyone in the world by the time the first person got sick. After that the effect snowballs, and 80% of the world is dead within a year.

My solution does not necessarily provide for my survival. There is every possibility that I succumb to my own disease. However, if the population of Earth was reduced to 20% of its current numbers, nature would have a chance to recover from the egregious crimes we commit against it every day. The remaining 20% of the population would be a decent-sized group of people, which statistically should retain enough people to have at least small numbers of smart people, or even just people who know how to fix the plumbing. However, these people just do not have the numbers to continue to violate the planet.

So I'm not exactly taking over the world, as much as I'm saving it. Hell, I could be dead, and then I'm not in charge at all.

Of course, I'm more likely to program Cyberdyne to build Terminators and H-Ks than I am to actually do this.

[ultradoug]

how will I take over the world? I don't know, I asked this ninja:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVhWb7BAoQ

man, he neads a new mic :( send me money, and I'll get him a new mic so that next time he does not have this problem with sound @_@;

bane!
gah its staying there. I dont care.
screw it.
epic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyVhWb7BAoQ

[Nwojedi]

My plan is not so much to rule the world as it is to save the world. It still requires considerable money, though.

I would hire a band of unscrupulous bio-chemists to create a virulent disease capable of killing 4 out of 5 people in the world indiscriminately. I would then hire five hundred people to travel the world as travel writers, unwittingly distributing the virus across the globe. The disease, which would have an incredibly long incubation period, would be contracted by nearly everyone in the world by the time the first person got sick. After that the effect snowballs, and 80% of the world is dead within a year.

My solution does not necessarily provide for my survival. There is every possibility that I succumb to my own disease. However, if the population of Earth was reduced to 20% of its current numbers, nature would have a chance to recover from the egregious crimes we commit against it every day. The remaining 20% of the population would be a decent-sized group of people, which statistically should retain enough people to have at least small numbers of smart people, or even just people who know how to fix the plumbing. However, these people just do not have the numbers to continue to violate the planet.

So I'm not exactly taking over the world, as much as I'm saving it. Hell, I could be dead, and then I'm not in charge at all.

Of course, I'm more likely to program Cyberdyne to build Terminators and H-Ks than I am to actually do this.

You know I agree with this 100% and have thought about how great this would be for years. Humans (as smart as they think they are) don't know enough to control their own population and the destruction it plays on the rest of the enviroment. We are destructive. and need to be thinned out...badly.

[Bannister]

http://www.gravett.org/sauce/archives/superheroes.jpg

No what your evil plans maybe, we will be here to stop you!

Super Bannister & Nimrod

[ultradoug]

what is that from @_@

[-Zim-]

My god...I will never be the same.

[InfinityMax]

Man I hate seeing that. It makes me laugh while I puke, which causes bile to come out my nose.

[bobofett]

if i took over the world i would have necomantic poweres bestowed upon me and raise an undead army to take over the world. every time someone died i would bring them back to life on my side and if one of my guys died i would raise them form second death and third death so on and so forth.

[Gambit]

ok that would work well but you need the necromatic powers BEFORE you got the undead army and took over the world

[Barfodor]

Well, better start training then.

[rickjames]

start a empire in africia its easiest there because you being so ritch people will flock too you move on from there. go from the 3rd worlde and work your way up

[shakey_snake]

anti-matter

[bobofett]

start a empire in africia its easiest there because you being so ritch people will flock too you move on from there. go from the 3rd worlde and work your way up

kill 'em with ebola ingenious. because that is the only thing their.

[GeneralBeaner]

I would simply become CEO of Turner Broadcasting ©
or Viacom ©

[johnny139]

Thread Necromanced!

:reaper:

And it's about to be posted in again... by the same person!

BOW BEFORE MY OMNIPOTENCE!

[GeneralBeaner]

My plan is not so much to rule the world as it is to save the world. It still requires considerable money, though.

I would hire a band of unscrupulous bio-chemists to create a virulent disease capable of killing 4 out of 5 people in the world indiscriminately. I would then hire five hundred people to travel the world as travel writers, unwittingly distributing the virus across the globe. The disease, which would have an incredibly long incubation period, would be contracted by nearly everyone in the world by the time the first person got sick. After that the effect snowballs, and 80% of the world is dead within a year.

My solution does not necessarily provide for my survival. There is every possibility that I succumb to my own disease. However, if the population of Earth was reduced to 20% of its current numbers, nature would have a chance to recover from the egregious crimes we commit against it every day. The remaining 20% of the population would be a decent-sized group of people, which statistically should retain enough people to have at least small numbers of smart people, or even just people who know how to fix the plumbing. However, these people just do not have the numbers to continue to violate the planet.

So I'm not exactly taking over the world, as much as I'm saving it. Hell, I could be dead, and then I'm not in charge at all.

Of course, I'm more likely to program Cyberdyne to build Terminators and H-Ks than I am to actually do this.

You know I agree with this 100% and have thought about how great this would be for years. Humans (as smart as they think they are) don't know enough to control their own population and the destruction it plays on the rest of the enviroment. We are destructive. and need to be thinned out...badly.


One problem...eventually, the population would renew itself. The human race does not learn from its mistakes, and therefore, it is only a temporary fix.

[Draconious]

Simple I would use my resources to sell super cheap goods to every country, even at a loss... so all the other countries domestic companies would lose sales and have to shut down... When property values etc of these countries drop I would then buy them all... eventually owning the countries... and its all leagal :) CaughChinaCaugh...

[Chimpy]

My plan is not so much to rule the world as it is to save the world. It still requires considerable money, though.

I would hire a band of unscrupulous bio-chemists to create a virulent disease capable of killing 4 out of 5 people in the world indiscriminately. I would then hire five hundred people to travel the world as travel writers, unwittingly distributing the virus across the globe. The disease, which would have an incredibly long incubation period, would be contracted by nearly everyone in the world by the time the first person got sick. After that the effect snowballs, and 80% of the world is dead within a year.

My solution does not necessarily provide for my survival. There is every possibility that I succumb to my own disease. However, if the population of Earth was reduced to 20% of its current numbers, nature would have a chance to recover from the egregious crimes we commit against it every day. The remaining 20% of the population would be a decent-sized group of people, which statistically should retain enough people to have at least small numbers of smart people, or even just people who know how to fix the plumbing. However, these people just do not have the numbers to continue to violate the planet.

So I'm not exactly taking over the world, as much as I'm saving it. Hell, I could be dead, and then I'm not in charge at all.

Of course, I'm more likely to program Cyberdyne to build Terminators and H-Ks than I am to actually do this.

Did you rip this off from Rainbow Six?


Even if you didn't, you kinda freaked me out here. I didn't actually think there were people who believe that mass murder would save the Earth. I thought that was limited to Tom Clancy novels.

[ninthdoc]

I'd develop a game called Heroscape and get everyone hooked on it. Then I'd bring the world to it's knees as the demand for the game decimated the world's crude oil reserves.

Oh, yeah, I'd also eliminate the question of which Jessica for myself.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/celeb-profiles-model/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-1.jpg http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jessica-biel/pictures/jessica-biel-picture-1.jpg

[Venom]

Why not both? :twisted:

[CupidsArt]

My original with changes:

MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD


I would begin to invest my money into small utilities and distribution companies scattered along the East Coast of the US, as well as small Solar Energy Alternatives. To avoid creating too much attention I would create shell investment companies for every 10 companies I invest in.

I would then channel any overflow into overseas novelties and fabrics manufacturers, this includes toy and small clothing line manufacturers . As time grows along with profit, a Large percent of my money will be invested back into those small companies for and any that I own will increase the pay rate and benefits of it's employees. I will create a standard for employees, a certain code to be followed, if that code cannot be followed then you will not work for me. Each one of these companies will also honor that particular culture's holidays as well as company celebrations for good work done.

After a few years my competitor companies will all be selling out...to me. I'll follow the same guidelines for these companies as my prior companies. Seeing as how a little $$ can go a long way. This should be fairly easy, and it will have each community looking at me in a good light.

As my strength over seas grows, I'll begin my work on distribution companies in the Middle-East and Asia. These companies will more than likely be shipping my products so costs will drop being the middle man will slowly be absorbed into my group. These companies will also compete, not financially mind you, but in their work ethics as well as company safety. Every quarter, these safest companies will be rewarded.

I'll pump any extra $$ from these Asian companies into a Small broadcasting network in the UK. Anyone with a few bucks will be allowed to speak their opinions on my network. Politicians however will pay nothing, anyone running for a public office may speak for free. Mind you their will be schedualled and limited times for this. I will befriend as many of these politicians as I can, and try to suggest my own standards/core beliefs, they don't have to listen, but I scratched their back...

Back to America as Time has passed I've gained nearly 27% control over Americas Distribution and my utilities control is slowly growing. I've began buying family farms with rich land to grow Corn and Soy. All families working these lands will still gain profit and live recieve pay for working these lands. I will honor each accordingly making certain that they see me as a friend of the family.

Asian companies under me should now be affecting at least 18%-26% of that continent's population. Many of these companies will be owned under my guise investment companies in America, and will appear to be seperate on the books.

It's been nearly 30 years and I decide I decide to invest in housing developments near central and southern Africa. Each will be simple in it's design but with bring better health and education to it's residents. I will also build better roads to connect these eco-smart communities. Many of the towns and housing developments I build are fashioned with the laws and culture of the locals. This won't hit each community too hard. They will still have their own core values, but their education systems will help to change those values to a more "World" view. This will be a sister to the education I've been shadowing my Asian employees with for the last few years. Many of my employees over all will be young. When they start families, those families will pass their opinions onto their young ones.

I begin to pull my Utilities Companies and Farming together, as one solid respectable company. Something the people can trust, because it's made by the people. My focus will be on a more "Eco" system of energy, that'sbeen slowly building over the last 20 years. With Oil on it's knees, people will be begging for recourse, but there's no need when my company is willing and READY to help.

I'll make appearances on my UK television network with many of those public politicians from years back. My network has now spread to all internet channels seeing as it's likely Cable and Satelite will have pretty much died out by now, or been strictly limited to internet communications. Together with several world leaders and many peace groups I present the idea of a plan, a "World Law". A task force will be created to study and create a set of laws, something that can encompass ALL belief systems. All of the local laws will be honored, but there will be a set of "World Laws" put into action. These won't affect much, just a few trade issues and global pay rates. Since my pay rates and trade guidelines are already following these laws, my companies will flourish with an overflow of biusiness.

The media begins to turn me into a Saint, my companies act as I do. They are my children now, and what I've taught them, will spread even farther.

It's now been 97 years, my end is coming closer. I have had many enhancements and surgeries to keep myself alive, but I will choose to let myself go at this point. I will make a grand speach (one I've been working on for years). I will tell of how I loved, how I hurt, and how I lived. I will make a final request, the request to be a citizen of all countries. I've walked on every soil by now, I've stood next to the little guy, and stood over the Big Dogs. I'll flood the world with gifts, everything I ever owned will be given back by now. My companies, my legacy, will all be given back. The Farms, The Utilities, The Manufacturing, The Transportation everything. My last few moments of life will be televised as I am presented with the first "World Citizenship". I will tell the world to love and cherish every neighbor as if they were your own flesh and blood. I will ook into the lens of the camera as if I were looking at EACH person watching. I will say my goodbyes as a single tear will runs down my face while I smile.

I return to my bed, and with a wave goodbye, I will pass away. People will begin to sob and cry at the moment of my death, and during those moments that each tear falls and hits the soil. My memory will fall with them, my memory will touch the span of the Earth in a single moment. That moment, that is the moment, that I will rule the World.

[Bannister]

I will take over the worlds supply of pudding.

He who controls the pudding, controls the universe.

Banuad'Dibister

[ninthdoc]

Oh, yeah, I'd also eliminate the question of which Jessica for myself.

Why not both? :twisted:

Thus, eliminating the question; my point entirely.

[Taelord]

I would have several ways of doing it. I will tell you the most basic idea as I cannot risk the best of my ideas being leaked.

1. I would build a secret base in the center of the earth.

2. I would burrow out into the middle of California. The shaking of the drill and the tectonic plate being there will cuase a catacalismic earthquake destroying america. Now the biggest threat is gone.

3. I would take Canada and Maxico with my small army of trained martial arts masters. From there I would enslave the remaining citizens of Canada, Mexico, and America.

4. I would set up a base on the now submerged Cuba.

5. I would send my now bigger army to south america. It would fall easily becuase I would set bombs in teh oil fields cuasing massive explosions killing most of people.

6. The I would set up a giant martial arts training center in south america and make attendance mandatory.

7.I would send my army of MArtial artists, trained maonkeys and rabid crocodiles would burrow into Russia and let loose my trained monkey's and crocodiles.

8. I would use my weather machine to cuase heat waves in Russia disabling all the people who are used to cold tempatures.

9. I would take the population of Russia to my underground lair in the center of the earth and force them to dreate a time machine.

10. Once he time machine was built I would travel back in time and use a bomb to blow up Asia before they overpopulated.

11. I would return to the present and take over what was left of europe with my army of robots that were built by the russians.

12. I would let the people of Australia live. They can have their own little world. If they try and revolt, I will destroy them.

That is one way to take over the world.

[SgtDrill]

I would steal Colonel Sanders' business plan.... it seems to be working just fine already, the evil bastiche!

[Dr. Weirdscaper]

GENTLEMEN...

Two words:

Death
Slinky

[justin]

I would create a virus that couldn,t affect my family or friends and unleash it on the world.

[nonexistantnonexister]

I would create an airplane then make a fake anthrax supply, then claim it is real, and decree all who rebel get their countries anthraxed, the network of fear would bind the people together, and they would not violate. If my hoax is discovered I will have built enough recources and military that it wouldnt matter.

[scorpiusx]

Learn how to mindshackle everything and then get a 20 sided dice with all 20's. Oh, and no turtling in Australia while everyone else battles it out.

[ej]

I would buy ALL the railroads.

I would then build hotels on Baltic and Mediterranean and slowly work my way up from there.

[justin]

Oh, lets invent Monopolyscape, every figure is a small metal piece and you collect locations to build battlefeilds and castles on.

[Metaknight]

I would bring tons and tons of food and Heroscape to the moon and I would hide there as I nuked the world!!! Then I'd come back to Earth with my food and offer to share it to the survivors if they make me ruler!!! :twisted:

[Mindfreak]

I'd first invent cyborg technologly, and recruit followers who will go through the same process.Then I'd kidnap celebrities and make the go through the process and control them.The they will reveal the cyborg parts and because they are celebrites people will want them. I will sell the cybernetics to people for money. Eventually Ill have an army and the Ill just take over the military and politics of the USA and then eventually the world.
How does that sound?

[super kyrie]

I would first study all the techniques of war from the greatest generals, commanders, dictatars, etc. that ever lived. Then combine the best techniques into one super technique. By using the super technique I would take over the world. Gwa hahahahah muah hahahahah gwa hahhahahhah! After taking over the world I would then make the whole world have one currency. Then I would spend billions of dollars on soldiers, gunpowder, weapons of mass destruction, tanks, semi automatic guns, pistols, sniper rifles, etc. to keep the people in line. If anyone rebels I'll have hundreds of nuclear missiles launched at them.
this would be the rebels -> :blowup: :twisted: :twisted:
Then I would also spend billions of dollars on space travel. So as to unlock the secret of getting to another galaxy far, far away :starwars:

[brickman1444]

I would first study all the techniques of war from the greatest generals, commanders, dictatars, etc. that ever lived.

Who, pray tell, are those?

[super kyrie]

Well lets see, you've got Hitler, Josef Stalin, Alexander the Great, Roman Emperors, etc.

[Nemothy]

I would create my own video game company, and hire only the greatest geniuses in the world. With this company as our guise and our funding, we will sectretly train with all types of weponry and vehicles. As the company's games gets more popular with the rest of the world, our numbers will increase until we have hundreds of thousands of highly trained and intelegent (the hard part, intelligence seems hard to come by now). A big requirement will be that all personel come trust each other completely, ensuring that we have no spies in the system until we are ready to attack and overwhelm the world.

After i ruler the world, Heroscape will become an entire type of classes in all schools. ex. Heroscape 101, Heroscape for beginers, Heroscape for not so beginers, Heroscape for better than beginers, heroscape for advanced players, basic Probabilites, advanced probabilities, and Heroscape tactis 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14...

[brickman1444]

Well lets see, you've got Hitler, Josef Stalin, Alexander the Great, Roman Emperors, etc.

Strange... all those people are dead.

[Elf_Archer]

With the resources I would research new technology and use war and diplomacy and laserguns.

[Jandars_Hope]

What makes you think i haven't already taken over the world? :wink:
Perhaps I just don't want you to know it.

[kenjib]

To take over the world I would love everybody. Then we would all sit around in drum circles and the smell of jasmine, sandalwood, and patchouli would fill the air everywhere you go. We would all work for 4 hours three times a week and spend the rest of our time with art, love, and philosophy. Any acts of violence would be suppressed by the power of mass spontaneous hugging. The golden age approaches. All hail the coming of the age of Aquarius!

[Onacara]

First I would post a comment in a thread somewhere online about how I would take over the world...and then while everyone was laughing I would...um...I...um....

:unsure:

[Jandars_Hope]

To take over the world I would love everybody. Then we would all sit around in drum circles and the smell of jasmine, sandalwood, and patchouli would fill the air everywhere you go. We would all work for 4 hours three times a week and spend the rest of our time with art, love, and philosophy. Any acts of violence would be suppressed by the power of mass spontaneous hugging. The golden age approaches. All hail the coming of the age of Aquarius!
I pray for this Utopia society!
'Coombya My Lord, Coombya'

[Lord_Paul]

I would take over the world with a Hamster. I'll leave it to you to figure out. :unsure:

[The Super Atheist]

Capture Boardwalk and Park Place.

[shadowpie]

heres my idea
1. save my money in a bank with high interest.
2. hire workers to make a tempature changer and send it up in space.
3. then have my minions steal and buy every fan,airconditioner,and cooling system in the world.
4. build a huge room with a bunch of sockets and plug all the fans and cooling systems in also every videogame system and game.
5.then get some people who play heroscape to come with all their peices and figs and i will buy anything they dont have.
6.turn the heat up to 200 degrees and then have everyone beg me to stop it.
7. if the military threatens me i will turn the heat machin directly towrds them with the help of mirrors and then melt them :twisted:
8. if they attempt to make moe cooling systems i will turn the tempurture up finnaly when they give in and make me ruler i will shut off the heat

and thats my way of ruling the world :D

[bad_calvin]

How would I take over the world?

Really not sure as I am not to interested in the headache that would be involved. I would rather just have a nice little log cabin in the middle of no where with nice weather near a lake. The rest of the world could take a long walk off a short pier.

[kenjib]

To take over the world I would love everybody. Then we would all sit around in drum circles and the smell of jasmine, sandalwood, and patchouli would fill the air everywhere you go. We would all work for 4 hours three times a week and spend the rest of our time with art, love, and philosophy. Any acts of violence would be suppressed by the power of mass spontaneous hugging. The golden age approaches. All hail the coming of the age of Aquarius!
I pray for this Utopia society!
'Coombya My Lord, Coombya'

All things great and small begin within and without you Jandar's Hope. I love everybody. Do you?

Jai Guru Dev. Om...

[Nadom]

How would I take over the world? Based on conventional wisdom, I'd probably use Q9.

[Mindfreak]

heres my idea
1. save my money in a bank with high interest.
2. hire workers to make a tempature changer and send it up in space.
3. then have my minions steal and buy every fan,airconditioner,and cooling system in the world.
4. build a huge room with a bunch of sockets and plug all the fans and cooling systems in also every videogame system and game.
5.then get some people who play heroscape to come with all their peices and figs and i will buy anything they dont have.
6.turn the heat up to 200 degrees and then have everyone beg me to stop it.
7. if the military threatens me i will turn the heat machin directly towrds them with the help of mirrors and then melt them :twisted:
8. if they attempt to make moe cooling systems i will turn the tempurture up finnaly when they give in and make me ruler i will shut off the heat

and thats my way of ruling the world :D
Can I come?

[Free]

I gonna hafta refrain from answerin' this question, lest I jeopardize plans already in motion.

However...this thread does raise a question thas been buggin' me fer some time;

"They're Pinky & The Brain
Pinky & The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane"

Which one's the genius???


NARF!!!

[Taelord]

My original with changes:

MY PLAN TO RULE THE WORLD


I would begin to invest my money into small utilities and distribution companies scattered along the East Coast of the US, as well as small Solar Energy Alternatives. To avoid creating too much attention I would create shell investment companies for every 10 companies I invest in.

I would then channel any overflow into overseas novelties and fabrics manufacturers, this includes toy and small clothing line manufacturers . As time grows along with profit, a Large percent of my money will be invested back into those small companies for and any that I own will increase the pay rate and benefits of it's employees. I will create a standard for employees, a certain code to be followed, if that code cannot be followed then you will not work for me. Each one of these companies will also honor that particular culture's holidays as well as company celebrations for good work done.

After a few years my competitor companies will all be selling out...to me. I'll follow the same guidelines for these companies as my prior companies. Seeing as how a little $$ can go a long way. This should be fairly easy, and it will have each community looking at me in a good light.

As my strength over seas grows, I'll begin my work on distribution companies in the Middle-East and Asia. These companies will more than likely be shipping my products so costs will drop being the middle man will slowly be absorbed into my group. These companies will also compete, not financially mind you, but in their work ethics as well as company safety. Every quarter, these safest companies will be rewarded.

I'll pump any extra $$ from these Asian companies into a Small broadcasting network in the UK. Anyone with a few bucks will be allowed to speak their opinions on my network. Politicians however will pay nothing, anyone running for a public office may speak for free. Mind you their will be schedualled and limited times for this. I will befriend as many of these politicians as I can, and try to suggest my own standards/core beliefs, they don't have to listen, but I scratched their back...

Back to America as Time has passed I've gained nearly 27% control over Americas Distribution and my utilities control is slowly growing. I've began buying family farms with rich land to grow Corn and Soy. All families working these lands will still gain profit and live recieve pay for working these lands. I will honor each accordingly making certain that they see me as a friend of the family.

Asian companies under me should now be affecting at least 18%-26% of that continent's population. Many of these companies will be owned under my guise investment companies in America, and will appear to be seperate on the books.

It's been nearly 30 years and I decide I decide to invest in housing developments near central and southern Africa. Each will be simple in it's design but with bring better health and education to it's residents. I will also build better roads to connect these eco-smart communities. Many of the towns and housing developments I build are fashioned with the laws and culture of the locals. This won't hit each community too hard. They will still have their own core values, but their education systems will help to change those values to a more "World" view. This will be a sister to the education I've been shadowing my Asian employees with for the last few years. Many of my employees over all will be young. When they start families, those families will pass their opinions onto their young ones.

I begin to pull my Utilities Companies and Farming together, as one solid respectable company. Something the people can trust, because it's made by the people. My focus will be on a more "Eco" system of energy, that'sbeen slowly building over the last 20 years. With Oil on it's knees, people will be begging for recourse, but there's no need when my company is willing and READY to help.

I'll make appearances on my UK television network with many of those public politicians from years back. My network has now spread to all internet channels seeing as it's likely Cable and Satelite will have pretty much died out by now, or been strictly limited to internet communications. Together with several world leaders and many peace groups I present the idea of a plan, a "World Law". A task force will be created to study and create a set of laws, something that can encompass ALL belief systems. All of the local laws will be honored, but there will be a set of "World Laws" put into action. These won't affect much, just a few trade issues and global pay rates. Since my pay rates and trade guidelines are already following these laws, my companies will flourish with an overflow of biusiness.

The media begins to turn me into a Saint, my companies act as I do. They are my children now, and what I've taught them, will spread even farther.

It's now been 97 years, my end is coming closer. I have had many enhancements and surgeries to keep myself alive, but I will choose to let myself go at this point. I will make a grand speach (one I've been working on for years). I will tell of how I loved, how I hurt, and how I lived. I will make a final request, the request to be a citizen of all countries. I've walked on every soil by now, I've stood next to the little guy, and stood over the Big Dogs. I'll flood the world with gifts, everything I ever owned will be given back by now. My companies, my legacy, will all be given back. The Farms, The Utilities, The Manufacturing, The Transportation everything. My last few moments of life will be televised as I am presented with the first "World Citizenship". I will tell the world to love and cherish every neighbor as if they were your own flesh and blood. I will ook into the lens of the camera as if I were looking at EACH person watching. I will say my goodbyes as a single tear will runs down my face while I smile.

I return to my bed, and with a wave goodbye, I will pass away. People will begin to sob and cry at the moment of my death, and during those moments that each tear falls and hits the soil. My memory will fall with them, my memory will touch the span of the Earth in a single moment. That moment, that is the moment, that I will rule the World.
Wow. That was really cool. I want to be just like you when I grow up CA.

[Azshara_lock]

Hot lava death. :twisted:

[Argent]

To add to a previous post of the Top 100 things to do when I become Evil Overlord, I would like to add this: www.eviloverlord.com for further additions to the list.

As for my plans... I would like to say I'd tell you, but according to the rules I cannot. Do not fret tho, for this may have spared your lives. If I had told you, I would no doubt have to kill you. Cliche, yes, but unavoidable. Of course you may end up being a casualty of the Empire anyway. In such a case, I would like to apologise in advance. Please know that in honor of your sacrifice, and once your tomb is cleared of all listening and recording devices, I will come and tell your remains of the circumstances that led to your untimely death.

On a related note, good figureheads sure are hard to come by...

Argent

Planning Your Future, One Step at a Time. :D

[Hendal]

Why would you want to be Evil?

There are way to many bad people already out there - wouldn't it be better to dream of taking over the world as Wonderfully cool, environmentally friendly appointed governer who also has the good of all people in mind?

1 dedicated person can change the world!

No one can stop you from doing anything except yourself - other people can only slow you down!

[Free]

Why would you want to be Evil?


Labellin' someone Good or Evil is so subjective


Which one is Bush?

[Hendal]

Free - he asked how would you take over the world if you where an

"EVIL" dictator

I just can't figure out why someone would want to be Evil?


But those are his words not mine. So ask him what he means by Evil?

I don't want to talk politics, I didn't vote for bush and feel his Daddy bought him the electrion twice?

Being a Christian it saddened me to see someone wanting to be Evil.

[Onacara]

Free - he asked how would you take over the world if you where an

"EVIL" dictator

I just can't figure out why someone would want to be Evil?


But those are his words not mine. So ask him what he means by Evil?

I don't want to talk politics, I didn't vote for bush and feel his Daddy bought him the electrion twice?

Being a Christian it saddened me to see someone wanting to be Evil.

But it is cool to be Evil

http://wirelessdigest.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/evil_1.jpg

[Argent]

Quote: "Evil, is Good. For without Evil, there could be no Good."

Quote: "Uh. If nothing sucked, nothing would be cool. Huh huh."

[Ugly-Caco]

Ask Brain--->
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[DEATHWALKER]

I would make life size, working models of the Deathwalkers!

[nonexistantnonexister]

I would harness the power of the spamwalker

[Marro_of_Doom]

And I would use Ne-Gok-sa, five sets of deathreavers, and 19 glyphs of Lodin... :twisted:
It's time to MINDSHACKLE! 8)