View Full Version : You know you play too much Heroscape when...
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 02:51 PM
I remember this thread too. It's back.
...you think "That would make a good signature for heroscapers.com!" when something makes you laugh.
Pilgrim
May 26th, 2006, 03:23 PM
You actually want to go to Walmart.
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 03:34 PM
you start a savings for future rerleases (kinda sad isnt it?)
allskulls
May 26th, 2006, 03:37 PM
...you post on Heroscape.com while you're at work.
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 03:39 PM
...or school
hextr1p
May 26th, 2006, 03:42 PM
... or while on vacation in a tropical location.
Hex_Enduction_Hour
May 26th, 2006, 03:45 PM
You actually want to go to Walmart.
:rofl:
That is me!!!!
Sydcomebak
May 26th, 2006, 03:47 PM
.... you plan your route to buy groceries around Target, Toys R Us, and WalMart.
daevablacc
May 26th, 2006, 03:53 PM
You travel to stores in your city that you never even drive past just to look for expansions.
bobofett
May 26th, 2006, 03:59 PM
You start making weird lingo that no one at school understands
Pilgrim
May 26th, 2006, 04:00 PM
You actually want to go to Walmart.
:rofl:
That is me!!!!
:thumbsup:
bobofett
May 26th, 2006, 05:55 PM
You know you play too much heroscape when you create a fan site dedicated to heroscapers.
.. when you create a heroscape spinoff of redneck jokes.
dickflea
May 26th, 2006, 06:05 PM
You actually dream you have extremely rare sets that have never been mass released.
skyknight
May 26th, 2006, 06:19 PM
When you have more figures than dollars in your savings.
Revdyer
May 26th, 2006, 07:12 PM
When you use HeroScape illustrations in your Sunday sermons.
hextr1p
May 26th, 2006, 07:16 PM
You actually dream you have extremely rare sets that have never been mass released.
Yeah, and then you wake up and you're disappointed that the sets you scored were only a figment of your dreaming imagination...
... GAH! I hate that!
Hex_Enduction_Hour
May 26th, 2006, 07:20 PM
.... you plan your route to buy groceries around Target, Toys R Us, and WalMart.
Or going shopping with the wife seems bearable if there's a chance to visit a Heroscape hot spot.
:D
This totally me.
skyknight
May 26th, 2006, 07:57 PM
When in the heat of the moment :hump: you yell oh yes Raelin :lol: this is often followed by lenghty stays on the couch
bobofett
May 26th, 2006, 08:08 PM
When in the heat of the moment :hump: you yell oh yes Raelin :lol: this is often followed by lenghty stays on the couch
did this actually happen or are you just bs'in :rofl:
skyknight
May 26th, 2006, 08:15 PM
:bs: :P
allskulls
May 26th, 2006, 08:57 PM
:bs: :P
:bs:
ultradoug
May 26th, 2006, 09:01 PM
you made 88 movies about the fan fourm and other stuff..?
allskulls
May 26th, 2006, 09:03 PM
You post on a HS forum just to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZzzz
ultradoug
May 26th, 2006, 09:16 PM
You post on a HS forum just to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZzzz
ow my pride.
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 09:18 PM
you post on a forums site just to do this: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :boring: :popcorn: :horsepoo: :johnwoo: :wave: :banana: :grumble: :drunk: :pray: :grouphug: :hungry: :passout: :toast: :headbang: :bowdown: :brickwall: :poke: :wtf: :rimshot: :badlink: :screwy: :verymad: :pity: :chainsaw: :star: :halfstar: :poorpost: :footinmouth: :puke: :rock: :deadhorse: :thumbsup: :google: :confused: :bang: :frustrated: :quarter: :help: :spam: :rofl: :johnwoo2: :shrug: :eat: :unsure:
THANKS FOR THE NEW ONES TRUTH! :hump:
:buttkick: :joke: :bs: :ban: :CVN: :RD: :emptystar:
AND ANOTHER THANKS FOR THIS ONE!
:nopics:
:hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hum p::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:
stay_golden_PONYBOY
May 26th, 2006, 09:34 PM
You schedule your vacation to coincide with new releases.
9th - 21st of July and a big box of Thora's!
feekonea
May 26th, 2006, 10:37 PM
...when you compare your 76 year old substitute teacher to heroscape, and wonder why they didnt put her as suduma or a marro warrior.
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 10:56 PM
LMAO! that was good
bobofett
May 26th, 2006, 11:27 PM
you post on a forums site just to do this: :D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :| :mrgreen: :boring: :popcorn: :horsepoo: :johnwoo: :wave: :banana: :grumble: :drunk: :pray: :grouphug: :hungry: :passout: :toast: :headbang: :bowdown: :brickwall: :poke: :wtf: :rimshot: :badlink: :screwy: :verymad: :pity: :chainsaw: :star: :halfstar: :poorpost: :footinmouth: :puke: :rock: :deadhorse: :thumbsup: :google: :confused: :bang: :frustrated: :quarter: :help: :spam: :rofl: :johnwoo2: :shrug: :eat: :unsure:
THANKS FOR THE NEW ONES TRUTH! :hump:
:buttkick: :joke: :bs: :ban: :CVN: :RD: :emptystar:
AND ANOTHER THANKS FOR THIS ONE!
:nopics:
:hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hum p::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
ultradoug
May 26th, 2006, 11:34 PM
thats a crap lot of smileys
shakey_snake
May 26th, 2006, 11:38 PM
You know you play too much Heroscape when...
You have a SIG OF ePIC PROPORTIONS. <- and maybe a capslock key.
K/H_Addict
May 26th, 2006, 11:55 PM
...your friend asks you "DO you ever play anything else?"
feekonea
May 26th, 2006, 11:59 PM
...and you say no.
K/H_Addict
May 27th, 2006, 12:10 AM
LMAO! i was gonna add that, but didnt........
truth
May 27th, 2006, 12:13 AM
To the rest of the world HS is a easily recognizable abbreviation for High School... That's not what leaps to your mind though.
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 12:14 AM
When all you want for Christmas is heroscape instead of your 2 front teeth.
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 12:17 AM
When we start a forum on how to store our heroscape tiles. :shock: :shock:
feekonea
May 27th, 2006, 12:31 AM
I like your 2 front teeth one.
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 12:33 AM
When you can only think about heroscape during a test and you put mimring as an answer(never actually happened)
allskulls
May 27th, 2006, 01:16 AM
When you stay up till 2am modding figures, only stopping because you cut your thumb so bad you needed 8 stitches. :chainsaw:
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 01:18 AM
When you stay up till 2am modding figures, only stopping because you cut your thumb so bad you needed 8 stitches. :chainsaw:
uummmmm..........OUCH :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 01:21 AM
When you stay up till 2 in the morning posting about playing too much heroscape.
allskulls
May 27th, 2006, 01:44 AM
When you stay up till 2am modding figures, only stopping because you cut your thumb so bad you needed 8 stitches. :chainsaw:
uummmmm..........OUCH :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OUCH for real...
http://www.photoupload.org/thumb/4311.jpeg
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 01:47 AM
When you stay up till 2am modding figures, only stopping because you cut your thumb so bad you needed 8 stitches. :chainsaw:
uummmmm..........OUCH :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OUCH for real...
http://www.photoupload.org/thumb/4311.jpeg
:shock: :shock: :shock: How the heeellllll did you do that(exacto knife) :?: :?:
stay_golden_PONYBOY
May 27th, 2006, 01:51 AM
Healing Touch
After moving and before attacking, choose a wounded heroscaper adjacent to Kelda. Then roll the 20-sided die to add or remove stitches from the chosen figure's hand:
If you roll 1, add 2 stitches.
If you roll 2-5, remove one stitch.
If you roll 6-17, remove up to 2 stitches.
If you roll 18-20, remove all stitches.
bobofett
May 27th, 2006, 01:59 AM
Healing Touch
After moving and before attacking, choose a wounded heroscaper adjacent to Kelda. Then roll the 20-sided die to add or remove stitches from the chosen figure's hand:
If you roll 1, add 2 stitches.
If you roll 2-5, remove one stitch.
If you roll 6-17, remove up to 2 stitches.
If you roll 18-20, remove all stitches.
Very original. :D :D :D
allskulls
May 27th, 2006, 02:03 AM
Healing Touch
After moving and before attacking, choose a wounded heroscaper adjacent to Kelda. Then roll the 20-sided die to add or remove stitches from the chosen figure's hand:
If you roll 1, add 2 stitches.
If you roll 2-5, remove one stitch.
If you roll 6-17, remove up to 2 stitches.
If you roll 18-20, remove all stitches.
Dang, wish I had this figure at the time...then I would'nt have had that Kaiser co-pay.
http://www.photoupload.org/thumb/4312.jpeg
Yep, it was Xacto, bobo.
Hex_Enduction_Hour
May 27th, 2006, 02:04 AM
When you stay up till 2am modding figures, only stopping because you cut your thumb so bad you needed 8 stitches. :chainsaw:
uummmmm..........OUCH :?: :?: :?: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OUCH for real...
http://www.photoupload.org/thumb/4311.jpeg
You know you play too much Heroscape when...
You look at a thumb injury and all you can think of is, "The cut looks like half of General Vydar's symbol."
http://www.photoupload.org/thumb/4312.jpeg
and then you seee the gauze, Sudema comes to mind and you think, "Yeah, definitely Vydar."
allskulls
May 27th, 2006, 02:07 AM
:rofl:
Agent Minivann
May 27th, 2006, 05:43 AM
...you actually understand all the jokes in this thread.
I remember when that happened, allskulls. How's the thumb doing?
allskulls
May 27th, 2006, 04:21 PM
...you actually understand all the jokes in this thread.
I remember when that happened, allskulls. How's the thumb doing?
Got a scar you can see when you look close. And it does still tingle and even hurts when I forget to take it easy on it. I have played basketball since though.
TheRealQ
May 27th, 2006, 04:58 PM
You know you play too much Heroscape when you realize that you have been scanning the Forums for over 24 hours trying to find threads you haven't already posted in.
StarSlayer
May 27th, 2006, 07:26 PM
When you have a map with all the stores mapped out in a 400 mile day trip to look for expansions.
Agent Minivann
May 28th, 2006, 02:02 AM
...you actually understand all the jokes in this thread.
I remember when that happened, allskulls. How's the thumb doing?
Got a scar you can see when you look close. And it does still tingle and even hurts when I forget to take it easy on it. I have played basketball since though.
Well if you can play basketball, everything is peachy. If it were me, I'd have to test it with volleyball as well.
bobofett
May 28th, 2006, 02:38 AM
When you keep refreshing the page to see if there are any new posts.
Mr. Underhill
May 28th, 2006, 04:29 AM
You know you play to much HS when...
Your wife asks you to take the garbage out, and you explain that you can't, because the bin outside is 8 hexes away and your movement is only limited to 6.
"If only I had the glyph of Valda, darling..."
*smack*
"Ouch. No worries, dear, I'm going."
Mr. Underhill
CornPuff
May 28th, 2006, 04:54 AM
Healing Touch
After moving and before attacking, choose a wounded heroscaper adjacent to Kelda. Then roll the 20-sided die to add or remove stitches from the chosen figure's hand:
If you roll 1, add 2 stitches.
If you roll 2-5, remove one stitch.
If you roll 6-17, remove up to 2 stitches.
If you roll 18-20, remove all stitches.
Dang, wish I had this figure at the time...then I would'nt have had that Kaiser co-pay.
Yep, it was Xacto, bobo.
Idunno, it looks to me like you rolled a 1 4 times in a row. Thats 1 in 160,000 odds. Your d20 was totally cursed! :o
But you have my respect (and sympathy):
You know you play too much Heroscape when you compare Kelda to your Health Insurance
skyknight
May 28th, 2006, 06:26 AM
You know you play to much HS when...
Your wife asks you to take the garbage out, and you explain that you can't, because the bin outside is 8 hexes away and your movement is only limited to 6.
"If only I had the glyph of Valda, darling..."
*smack*
"Ouch. No worries, dear, I'm going."
Mr. Underhill
Do you live in my house, those are the exact kind of things I say to my wife, it's just funny to hear someone else has the same humor. I am so going to use that line. Thank you.
Grungebob
May 28th, 2006, 08:08 AM
You know you play to much HS when...
You get in an argument and accuse your wife of attempting to mindshackle you.
Rodriquez
May 28th, 2006, 07:29 PM
You know you play to much HS when...
You get in an argument and accuse your wife of attempting to mindshackle you.
what do ye forget to tell her about yer fling with agent Bale?
cheers!!!
Hex_Enduction_Hour
May 28th, 2006, 07:34 PM
You know you play to much HS when...
Your wife asks you to take the garbage out, and you explain that you can't, because the bin outside is 8 hexes away and your movement is only limited to 6.
:rofl:
Mr. Underhill
May 28th, 2006, 09:54 PM
I'm a nurse, so I was thinking about taking a D20 into work with me.
When I attend a patient at the bedside I'll roll the D20:
If I roll a 1, then they get a nasty injection and an enema, If I roll 2 - 5, then they'll get their prescribed medication, If I roll 6 - 17, they'll get a nice bed-bath, clean sheets and a cup of cocoa, If I roll 17 - 20, then the patient gets 30mg of morphine, cable tv, plump pillows and a cannister of nitrous oxide.
Am I playing too much HS?
Mr. Underhill
Hex_Enduction_Hour
May 28th, 2006, 09:56 PM
nitrous oxide.
Oh the memories. Or lackthereof
feekonea
May 28th, 2006, 10:14 PM
...when you get ticked off by a guy on the community that has been on for three or four days, but has already more posts than you. (jandars hope i hate you :brickwall: :lol: )
AwesomeCoolGuy
May 28th, 2006, 10:30 PM
...when your map has been in the dining room so long that your wife makes you pay rent.
TheRealQ
May 28th, 2006, 10:34 PM
I'm a nurse, so I was thinking about taking a D20 into work with me.
When I attend a patient at the bedside I'll roll the D20:
If I roll a 1, then they get a nasty injection and an enema, If I roll 2 - 5, then they'll get their prescribed medication, If I roll 6 - 17, they'll get a nice bed-bath, clean sheets and a cup of cocoa, If I roll 17 - 20, then the patient gets 30mg of morphine, cable tv, plump pillows and a cannister of nitrous oxide.
Am I playing too much HS?
Mr. Underhill
Note to self: Carry Glyph of Lodin with me if ever going to a hospital Down Under.
shakey_snake
May 28th, 2006, 10:52 PM
You know you play too much Heroscape when...
You like Wet Hot American Summer because of David Hyde Pierce's character.
bobofett
May 29th, 2006, 02:04 AM
You know you play too much Heroscape when...
You like Wet Hot American Summer because of David Hyde Pierce's character.
uuummmmm........ WHAT !!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
shakey_snake
May 29th, 2006, 02:18 AM
:google:
TheRealQ
May 29th, 2006, 05:43 AM
when you would rather stay in the Forums confused than leave for a minute and go out to Google to find the answer you need
shakey_snake
May 29th, 2006, 09:29 AM
when you wake up in the morning and waste 15 mins of your life trying to find threads that you swear was there last night before you went to bed.
Mr. Underhill
May 29th, 2006, 09:34 AM
Snake,
What kind of dog do you have?
Mr. Underhill
shakey_snake
May 29th, 2006, 10:09 AM
:google:
stay_golden_PONYBOY
May 29th, 2006, 10:42 AM
…when you lie to your wife about how much it cost to fill the gas tank on her car, and use the extra $10 to buy another pack of Drones and Minions at WAL*MART.
feekonea
May 29th, 2006, 11:04 AM
when you lie to your wife about how much it cost to fill the gas tank on her car, and use the extra $10 to buy another pack of Drones and Minions at WAL*MART.
:lol: haha
POP mARTy
May 29th, 2006, 11:50 AM
... when you beat up a kid for their Ne-Gok-Sa instead of their Reebok sneakers.
Codeman
May 29th, 2006, 12:14 PM
…when you lie to your wife about how much it cost to fill the gas tank on her car, and use the extra $10 to buy another pack of Drones and Minions at WAL*MART.
That close... It was a trip to the grocery store ( that my wife sent me on ) ...I gave myself a delievery fee by writing the check for $10 over for some orcs!
stay_golden_PONYBOY
May 29th, 2006, 12:23 PM
...when you find yourself daydreaming about the Victoria's Secret Angels, but only because you're wondering what the special abilities would be.
mmm...hot girls with wings...oh yeah!
*insert stupid comment about Tyra Banks and my rod of negation here*
allskulls
May 29th, 2006, 12:25 PM
...you go to work on your day off and still post here. :screwy:
bobofett
May 29th, 2006, 12:38 PM
...you go to work on your day off and still post here. :screwy:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
bighamrules
May 30th, 2006, 09:26 AM
wow you guys are funny
Mr. Underhill
May 30th, 2006, 09:38 AM
... when you beat up a kid for their Ne-Gok-Sa instead of their Reebok sneakers.
When you trade your Reebok sneakers for some kid's Ne-Gok-Sa.
Hehehe funny.... Reebok-Sa for Ne-Gok-Sa :lol:
Mr. Underhill
-Zim-
May 30th, 2006, 12:58 PM
When you mark the dates to mow your lawn (to earn cash) and see if you can save up to get some TT's.
K/H_Addict
May 30th, 2006, 01:08 PM
When you mark the dates to mow your lawn (to earn cash) and see if you can save up to get some TT's.
been there done that, except for castles, not TT...
Barfodor
May 30th, 2006, 08:09 PM
when youd rather stay on the forums with nothing to do that go hang with your friends or girlfriend. (havent done this myself, but its a possiblity for others!)
Teamski
May 30th, 2006, 09:57 PM
You know you play too much Heroscape when......
........you run past your wife and run off a flight of stairs while yelling "I'm a Shoalin Monk"!! You then find out you aren't and break both your ankles.
........ you find a hex piece in your underwear.
.........you attend a Star Wars convention swearing that your Major Q17 charactor you are playing was in the last episode.
.........While getting dressed in the locker room at the gym you blurt out, "Ugh! Somebody here smells like a Gorillanator"!
.........You take a calculus course at your local college to prove to the board once and for all, that Taelord costs too much!
-Ski
cavie
May 30th, 2006, 10:17 PM
....you pre-order new expansions
.....you go buy a $22 sheet of press board 4'X8' so you can make bigger scapes
(did both today and spent almost $100)
Mr. Underhill
May 30th, 2006, 10:17 PM
........ you find a hex piece in your underwear.
Oh, duuuude! That is so not right. :lol:
"Wait a minute that's not a sand hex!" :P
I know I'm too enmeshed now, 'cos I've got shut down Mailwasher and Outlook so that I'm not tempted to reply to any more postings, so that I can get some study done. :oops:
Mr. Underhill
netherspirit
May 30th, 2006, 10:25 PM
You decide it would be fun to give each Heroscape figure its own theme song....
http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=494
gibberish_47
May 30th, 2006, 10:29 PM
You know you play too much Heroscape when while getting dressed in the locker room at the gym you blurt out, "Ugh! Somebody here smells like a Gorillanator"!
I think Marden hound would work better here. Rotting, plague-ridden flesh and all. :D
stay_golden_PONYBOY
May 30th, 2006, 10:36 PM
...voted repeatedly on a HS.com poll hoping in vain that if "pirates" were in the lead with 33%, Hasbro would actually make some.
cbs42
May 30th, 2006, 10:59 PM
nitrous oxide.
Oh the memories. Or lackthereof
...and all the while my parents kept wondering why the whipped cream cans were going dead.
:unsure:
TheRealQ
May 30th, 2006, 11:07 PM
nitrous oxide.
Oh the memories. Or lackthereof
...and all the while my parents kept wondering why the whipped cream cans were going dead.
:unsure:
Skip the whipped cream and go straight for the WhipIts and balloon. Not that I know anything about that. ;)
Agent Minivann
May 31st, 2006, 05:19 AM
... when you beat up a kid for their Ne-Gok-Sa instead of their Reebok sneakers.
If it was Nerak, I'd go for it.
True Story:
I'm flipping through channels the other day and come across Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle is _ _ _ S K _ L L S. My first thought: ALL SKULLS.
bobofett
May 31st, 2006, 03:56 PM
You decide it would be fun to give each Heroscape figure its own theme song....
http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=494
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now tht is original.
KeeperOfPeace
May 31st, 2006, 04:18 PM
1. When you buy many Road sets just for the Dumutef Guard inside. Hey, their cool. And who wouldn't want a army of them care bears?
2. When you spend all summer creating customs.
3. When you buy master sets for the ruins so you can build a ravished city.
4. When you buy expansions just so you can finally build that beach you always wanted.
5. When you sell your blood for spare money for HS pieces.
6. When you get shoe laces to match your favorite ValKyrie General.
7. When you get a tatoo saying "Krug Pwns!"
8. When you check outside everyday fearing that the Elite Airborne might land on your roof any minute!
9. When you have nightmares of Minions chasing you.
10. When you label your 1st edition MS from your 2nd edition one.
11. When you sit in traffic wondering how many hexes before you get past the light.
12. When you tell the gas pump employee the gas costs more than Charos.
13. When your sheets have skulls and shields covering it.
14. When you ask a bully how much defense he has.
15. When you take the high ground in a paintball fight since you would have a higher defense value.
16. After you get a strike you tell the umpire you have double attack, so you should get one more swing before it is a strike.
17. When your around someone sick you give them the Kelda Glyph (healing glyph).
18. When you look at a tree, you wonder how many levels high it is.
19. When you buy yet another Master Set just so you can have that one last large grass tile so you can finish that perfect map.
20. When you realize you need another Master Set since the last one you bought gave you an idea for the improved perfect map.
21. When you play Laser Tag and yell to the other player that he doesn't have line of sight on you.
22. When you go on a family road trip just to get inspiration for next weeks tournament. I just wouldn't tell your wife this.
23. When you wait by the phone waiting for the guy at Toy R Us to call you back about the next shipment. He never calls :(
24. When you check every possible combination of how to spell heroscape on eBay, hoping you will find someone with a good deal on pieces.
25. When you write your shopping list, you put "buy 1 pack of Heroscape".
26. When you scream in your mic on Xbox live "For JANDAR!"
27. When you discover a never before seen island and claim it for Ullar.
28. When you try to get a Gorilla to where a Gorillanator costume.
29. When you realize you gave the Gorilla a real gun.
30. When you go to show-and-tell and bring a Raelin and try to explain what Kyrie are.
31. When you ask a FBI agent if he can Stealth Dodge
32. When you tell the real estate agent to find a house close to water since you are part Marro
33. When you name your dog Dund
34. When you try to explain to a Lord of the Rings fan why Syvarris is the coolest elf ever.
35. When you buy a spare Master Set for the Order Markers
36. When someone asks you who your life hero is, you say Sgt. Drake Alexsander
37. When you argue why blue orcs are way better than green ones
38. When you demand people call you Mr. Scapers.
39. When you step on lava to see if you are resistent. Wouldn't reccomend this.
40. When you elect Krug to be on the next dollar bill.
41. When you go to Walt Disney World and look helplessly for Heroscape. Been there, done that.
42. When you ask Ultra Doug to make you a card.
43. When you buy a printing of the free Codex.
44. When you go to a Mecha Convention dressed as DeathWalker 9000
45. When you argue with someone over whether Vahalla is a place for the dead vikings, or if it is where the Kyrie live.
Well, that is all for now. I will see if I can come up with a few more.
Su-Bak-Na
May 31st, 2006, 04:43 PM
To the rest of the world HS is a easily recognizable abbreviation for High School... That's not what leaps to your mind though.
That happened to me once.
allskulls
May 31st, 2006, 05:06 PM
True Story:
I'm flipping through channels the other day and come across Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle is _ _ _ S K _ L L S. My first thought: ALL SKULLS.
:rofl:
Well we know it couldn't have been ALL SKULLS since the "L"s were already used but was it the other name I'm known by..."MAD SKILLS"? :D
allskulls
May 31st, 2006, 05:10 PM
A whole lotta stuff.
:shock: Dang!
...you post a whole lotta "You know you play too much Heroscape when..." finishing lines in one post. :D
AwesomeCoolGuy
May 31st, 2006, 05:19 PM
When you take swimming lessons because you want to become a Microcorp Agent when your older.
AwesomeCoolGuy
May 31st, 2006, 05:26 PM
When your Heroscape game night is over and your wife tells you breakfast is ready.
bobofett
May 31st, 2006, 05:55 PM
When you post like 100 heroscape puns and people actually know what you are talking about. :shock:
I wanna see you go up to an FBI agent and ask him if he can stealth dodge. :rofl:
Here's one. When you try to stealth jump over 2 trees. :shock:
BTW trees are about 500 hexes stealth jump can only go up 12 spaces.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
edit: unless you throw the monk over the tree there is no way he is getting over. JOTUN throw.
When you roll the D20 to see if you can throw your cousin across the room. And then he lands on a higher level so he takes no damage.
bobofett
May 31st, 2006, 06:38 PM
When you complain that gas prices are more overpriced than Taelord. Thanks KOP for the expensive gas idea.
KeeperOfPeace
May 31st, 2006, 06:58 PM
Part 2 to the best puns EVAR CREATED!
46. When you rush across a busy high way to see if you have Thorian Speed
47. When you buy every HS piece and brag about it in hopes that someone will like you.
48. When you completely cream your child for even daring to challenge you in a HS battle. Thus, you sleep on the couch.
49. When you tell your girlfriend that HS minis are better than any old flowers and chocolate. And they last forver :)
50. When you play checkers with your spare Master Set figures
51. When you buy all of the Orm's return packs in hopes that Walmart will get maybe at least one tundra set. It never comes :(
52. When you try to mind shackle the phone solicitors to stop calling
53. When you watch the Matrix trilogy and say Agent Carr is way better than Morpheus.
54. When you get a telescope to scan space for the first sighting of Vahalla.
55. When you tell your 2 children they are Zettians, and you are Daddy DW 9000
56. When you wish Kyrienese was a real language
57. When you wish that your local game store would see the importance in carrying HS items since they are good for everyone.
58. When you write your daily planner, you schedule your daily 5 hours of HS time. Remember, no interuptions or face thy wrath!
59. When you start to like Saylind's man hands
60. When you realize Saylind's a girl
61. When you stay up till 2:00 a.m. building a massive map on your bed. But instead of moving it after you finish, you pass out on the floor because you have a strict 9:02 p.m. bed time.
62. When you tell your mother-in-law she reminds you of Mimring.
63. When you daily ask Hasbro to make a live action Heroscape film.
64. When you accidentally tell your parents your a big Kyrie and can handle the situation yourself.
65. When you spend your life savings on Hasbro stock since you are sure that HS will be a big hit.
66. When you paint Tokugawa Samurai vs tarn Vikings on your mail box.
67. When you sculpt the flag on the mail box into a sword from Taelord
68. When you search the neighborhood for Well Springs
69. When you start talking to your pieces. Its pretty bad at this stage. You should really think about getting some help.
70. When you write a letter to the President asking him what is his favorite piece.
71. When you bathe in water tiles
72. When you have enough tiles to construct the Rocky Mountains
73. When you surf all the channels looking for the HS commercial that is only on Cartoon Network. Maybe its not only there, but its the only place I remember seeing it.
74. When you dress up as a Krav maga Agent for Prom. And some how you got away with it.
75. You create a custom Elvis the King piece.
76. You wish HS was a school class. We all do :)
77. You sit here and write Lord knows how many of these endings to a question that everyone thinks they know the answer too.
Well that is it yet again...for now
*Which smily is you after reading all of these awesome endings wishing for more?*
1. Why aren't there more :frustrated:
2. I want that 2 minutes and 9 seconds of my life back :verymad:
3. I need more :headbang:
4. What do you mean there may not be any more?:passout:
5. Why do the good not last? :poorpost:
6. WHY YOU KEEPER! :grumble:
7. Oh please Lord let him have more ideas for another installment of the very best thing I have ever read on the internet in all of my years. :pray:
bobofett
May 31st, 2006, 07:07 PM
i'm thinking after reading those my smiley would be :headbang: and :rofl: ( :shock: WHOOPS :shock: that was 2).
Oh and CN is the only place i've seen the HS commercials.
Sydcomebak
May 31st, 2006, 08:42 PM
True Story:
I'm flipping through channels the other day and come across Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle is _ _ _ S K _ L L S. My first thought: ALL SKULLS.
:rofl:
Well we know it couldn't have been ALL SKULLS since the "L"s were already used but was it the other name I'm known by..."MAD SKILLS"? :D
Catskills?
Agent Minivann
June 1st, 2006, 06:47 AM
True Story:
I'm flipping through channels the other day and come across Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle is _ _ _ S K _ L L S. My first thought: ALL SKULLS.
:rofl:
Well we know it couldn't have been ALL SKULLS since the "L"s were already used but was it the other name I'm known by..."MAD SKILLS"? :D
It was job skills. In my defense, I think that it was like an ink blot test thought. That and the first thing that comes to mind any time I watch that show is wrong for that very reason (using letters that are already there to fill in missing letters). I usually end up saying it out loud and my wife points out the mistakes. It was the first thing that I thought of. Maybe I just read Ultra Doug posts too much.
KeeperOfPeace
June 2nd, 2006, 10:16 AM
I don't get it
Lakai
June 2nd, 2006, 01:06 PM
True story!
The other day my little brother was getting ready for a bath and he had about half a master set worth of tiles and 2 pre built 300 point armies all ready to go with him, I looked at him and laughed and said what no water tiles and he said thats what the bath was for.
This is when you know you play heroscape way to much, when baths are no longer for cleaning but for extra water tiles
Revdyer
June 2nd, 2006, 01:31 PM
You start to read this thread from the beginning, and are laughing, when you suddenly realize that you have read it all before.
Revdyer
June 2nd, 2006, 01:32 PM
We have become a fractal!
bobofett
June 2nd, 2006, 03:45 PM
We have become a fractal!
A WHAT :!: :!: :!:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Revdyer
June 2nd, 2006, 05:24 PM
Yes, A WHAT :!: :!: :!:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
bobofett
June 2nd, 2006, 05:28 PM
Don't copy me only i can use excessive amounts of shocked smileys :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ok now seriously what is a fractal?
Revdyer
June 2nd, 2006, 05:33 PM
Assuming you're being serious...
A fractal is a geometic form that is recursive and repeats itself on increasingly smaller or increasingly larger scales, such as a seashore or a tree leaf. To go further is to begin to write one of many text books already available.
TheRealQ
June 2nd, 2006, 10:50 PM
You know you play to much Heroscape when you use it to seriously debate academic subjects such as math and history! :wink: :lol:
Revdyer
June 3rd, 2006, 08:15 AM
Very true, TRQ
TheRealQ
June 4th, 2006, 02:18 AM
you know you play too much Heroscape when you're losing weight because you are too busy setting up maps to remember to eat
luckily I have plenty to lose
K/H_Addict
June 4th, 2006, 11:33 AM
you know you play too much heroscape when...
...you pull a defense die and a wound marker out of your pocket at random (true story; twice in fact)
LilMoochie
October 11th, 2007, 02:04 AM
You :reaper: a classic thread when you should be working.
Draconious
October 11th, 2007, 07:52 AM
When you think a $2000 HeroScape collection is a good investment for the future.
Onion Knight
October 11th, 2007, 08:00 AM
...your wife's name is Samantha, but you accidentaly call her Sudema.
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