who I am today. (who is ultradoug?! @_@)

[ultradoug]

So, sorry but. I'm Bannister. This should come as a shock to most. But I'm just tired of the name Bannister so I'm giving up on this name, its to hard to post as Bannister. So thats why you will no longer see Bannister's posts. If you do, its just a figment of your immagenation.
Why I'm Bannister today is because I just dont feel like being ultra today.
So I desided to just be Bannister, after all I like supporting people as they climb up and down stair cases.

[Bannister]

You are so weird??

:screwy:

You make me want to...

:passout:

Bannister

[ultradoug]

I dont belive that was actualy bannister I think its an inposter trying to be bannister!

this is the true one!

http://www.hawkinscarpentry.com/scanned%20pics/Site%20joinery/office%20bannister%20rail%202.jpg

[Bannister]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have a winner.

:D

http://www.suescornerweb.com/news/news-old/020704/olympics.jpg

Bannister

[vernz]

man thats a cool bannister are you going to morph into one

[ultradoug]

ow my pride
http://www.exzooberance.com/virtual%20zoo/they%20walk/lion/Lion%20485061.jpg

[daevablacc]

:spam:

[Bannister]

Don't you mean:

http://www.velvet.com/barb/images/gay_pride.jpg

Bannister

:D

[ultradoug]

I think thou does protest to much:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/richardsimmons.jpg

[netherspirit]

Keep it clean guys :P

[Bannister]

No you are mistaken, I am the other "Macho Man"

http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1991_wwf_swanson/savage.jpg

And by the way, here is what I think of your thread:

http://www.paladin-web-design.com/ryans/images/smiley/Richard_Simmons_1.jpg

:D

Bannister

[ultradoug]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ndove.jpg

http://www.ambermac.com/images/orbit.jpg

Faboulous!

No you are mistaken, I am the other "Nacho man!"

http://www.macular.org/news/images/nachos.jpg

Why ultradoug ... WHY?!

http://www.mentomusic.com/images/mentos%20mints2.jpg

oh.. ok.

[Bannister]

Bannister =

http://markjsebastian.com/projects/write/explosion.jpg

Bannister

[ultradoug]

tomorow I'm neatherspirt, stay tuned.

[vernz]

i cant wait to see where that leads haha

[ultradoug]

neather spoof is evil and blows up me when I'm him
so I'll just be...

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/959323903446ccefa27a08.jpg

there now I'm vernz. I like eggs.
And my avi looks like I got a stick in my butt or something I dont know. So its on Vernz now you show that ur not me or I'll be you forever and you will never live it down.
hahaha!

[Pilgrim]

Oh no! Another case of dougmonic possession!

[ultradoug]

Today I'm going to be Buddylee.

I'm going to carry a huge missle around town and be like, man you cant mess with me now I've got a missle. If someone trys to stop me I'll just be like, right to bare arms then pull out my bear and have it attack them.
Yeah baby! Woo! nothing can stop me and my pocket missle.

[Buddy Lee]

You are so wierd.

I like that.

Ultradoug
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[ultradoug]

wow the z kill the topic! @_@;
Told you i was him/ him is me.
My word this thing is so streched out now.

[ultradoug]

Being buddelee was to much work those missles are hevey. I'm gonna be
skyknight so I can fight knights in the sky. and stuff.

[skyknight]

AAAHHHHH, edit those zzzzz's please, anyways Ud no messin with me brother, maybe yo uhave not met my boomstick yet, you want some, huh do you
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/Skyknightsalbum/armydk41.jpg , Who wants some??

[ultradoug]

I see your boomstick and take out my pocket missle!

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/missile/row/magic-missle.jpg

[skyknight]

Fine you wannha be me then I am going to be you, I am now Ultra dog!!! ZZ BBZZ DDZZ ZZZQQ ZZZ, still gotta practice that Z thing I guess!!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h287/Skyknightsalbum/misc/Dog20Pug20Ultra.jpg

[AmishBurrito]

lol, if we were in chat i woulda have just typed *slap*, so everyone pretend you heard the noise

[ultradoug]

who let the dogs out?

[Tiberius]

Ouch I think I just lost an IQ point.

[Barfodor]

Wow, things can sure get interesting when UD is involved.

[ultradoug]

tommorow I'm Barfodor!

[SyvarrisX]

NO POSSESSION OF ME. i WILL KILL MY INNER UD!

[Pilgrim]

Could anyone recommend a good exorcist?

[Revdyer]

I could...oh, wait, I can recommend a good ex-florist. Sorry.

[Nwojedi]

Ouch I think I just lost an IQ point.

I felt that way ever day on HQ. I think i'm at about 17 left.

oh wait. Ment.

Iza two stoopids too now watt I is sying. Biznatch!

[vernz]

im going to be ud and just type zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzs http://upload4.postimage.org/272781/1311629301446898fe12255.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/272781/photo_hosting.html)

[ninthdoc]

Man, UD changes who he is more than I change underwear. Hey UD, I thought that BuddyLee carried a firearm.

http://www.redbull.co.uk/mime/1127917990562-1167155897/250905VR02.jpg

[ultradoug]

No ninthdoc, after long hours of research it was decovered that buddylee was in fact a panda

http://martin4you.at/baeren/jpg/2panda.jpg

apperently he does the following:

http://milnermetaldesign.com/Cover%20jpegs/eats%20'01%20cover%20sm%20copy.jpg

http://www.mindlabfilms.com/shoot%20copy.jpg

http://www.ortagarden.com/katalog/KatalogBilder/c-citronmeliss.gold%20leave.jpg

[skyknight]

Does this mean I am me again?

[bobofett]

OMG You people need serious help. Like 6 mental hospitals devoted to the sole care of each of you. That is 6 for each of you not 6 for all of you. :help: :brickwall: :poke:

[bobofett]

Sorry guys that was my evil twin just now(sarcastic snigger).

[bobofett]

Ultradoug in somewhat of a weird reverse QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

[ninthdoc]

Ultradoug in somewhat of a weird reverse QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

:lol:

[ultradoug]

Well I was going to be bobofett but ......


.................................................






Star wars sucks.


thats right.

I said it.

Screw you star wars.

Star Trek Pwons you forever.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/TNG_Crew_Season3.jpg

[K/H_Addict]

i am taking the form of guodartlU:

!enab
!cipe

ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ

yzarC
sI
tsoP
yrevE

[ultradoug]

when the bane did we enter bezeroland?
ah well.

[K/H_Addict]

http://www.todayistheday.org/bane.jpg

[gibberish_47]

Star Trek Pwons you forever.

You can't even spell gamer speak right. It's pwn, not pwon. :lol:

[ultradoug]

Star Trek Pwons you forever.

You can't even spell gamer speak right. It's pwn, not pwon. :lol:

pawned?

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/pawned.jpg

[Agent Minivann]

NO POSSESSION OF ME. i WILL KILL MY INNER UD!

Is that kind of like Freud's ID?

UD with a Dvorak keyboard:
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[ninthdoc]

I actually have that very 3-D chess set. :oops:

[K/H_Addict]

poon. i will poon you all.

[Bannister]

poon. i will poon you all.

I feel a Nugent song coming on!!!!

Bannister

[K/H_Addict]

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Well the first time that I got it
I was just 10 years old
I got it from some kitty next door
Well I went and seen the doctor
And he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
I got it bad scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It's nothin' dangerous
I feel no pain
I got to cha-cha change
You know you got it
When your'e goin' insane
It makes a grown man cry,cry
Oh won't you make my bed

Well I make a ***** purr
With the stroke of my hand
They know they're gettin' it from me
And they know just where to go
When they need their lovin' man
They know I'm doin' it for free

I give 'em cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got it bad scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

[bobofett]

Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

Well the first time that I got it
I was just 10 years old
I got it from some kitty next door
Well I went and seen the doctor
And he gave me the cure
I think I got it some more

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
I got it bad scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

It's nothin' dangerous
I feel no pain
I got to cha-cha change
You know you got it
When your'e goin' insane
It makes a grown man cry,cry
Oh won't you make my bed

Well I make a ***** purr
With the stroke of my hand
They know they're gettin' it from me
And they know just where to go
When they need their lovin' man
They know I'm doin' it for free

I give 'em cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
They got it bad scratch fever

Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever

What the hell. y r u singing on a heroscape forum. It's not that i don't like the song it's just waaaaayyyyy off topic.

[bobofett]

Chess"King Me" whoops wrong game.

Jedi mind control beats mind shackle baby

force pushes UD off the empire state building"PWNED SUKA"

[Bannister]

K/H Addict,

Actually, I was thinking of "Wang Dang Sweet Poon Tang"!

:D

Bannister

[ultradoug]

poon. i will poon you all.

spooned? Bane, when did this become brokeback moutan...


Oh yeah... thars right, Zanafods Discovered it...

http://www.hasbro.com/heroscape/images/characters/58_primary.png

[K/H_Addict]

YAY THREADJACKING!



i have never heard that song, bannister........UD..........whoever the hell you really are!

[dlaw008]

YAY THREADJACKING!

How could this thread possibly be jacked?

[ultradoug]

blackjack!

http://www.wildnatureimages.com/images%202/040428-035..jpg


carjack!

http://www.ibsa.com/www_2001/content/about_us/current/december_2000/images/creative_ads/jack.jpg

Jumping jack flash its a gas gas gas!

http://www.musicaememoria.com/RollingStones-JumpingJackFlash20.jpg

[bobofett]

I love blackjack. whenever i play i use the force to lift the cards.(conceited voice) all of my friends are jealous.

[ultradoug]

to bad you cant get any lea uh?

[K/H_Addict]

i like jumpin jack flash. it;s a good song.





anyways..........























































































I'll be 18 in uhhh..........less than 4 months!

[bobofett]

to bad you cant get any lea uh?

forget lea i've got jedi mind control i can get whatever i want :shock: (whoops) whoever i want.

[ultradoug]

being that I've always wanted to be a mod, and being that there are no mods on this page (only admins).. today I'm ghost mod.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ghostmod.jpg

Boo.

I'm the one responcible for deleting or eding or merging and not telling you before hand, I just do it.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ghostmod.jpg
Boo.

So next time something is changed without explaintion or waring or a post goes missing or your name changes or whatever. ITS ALL BECAUSE OF ME... Ghost Mod!

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/ghostmod.jpg

Boo.

[bobofett]

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Ghosts scare me.(goes and crys in a corner)

[Venom]

take this ghost mod. :johnwoo: :johnwoo2:

bullets go right thru him..... well that's not going to work. one way to solve this problem. :bang:

[Agent Minivann]

Sure ghosts are scary, but you haven't seen clown ghosts. That's some messed up paranormal stuff.

[bobofett]

Sure ghosts are scary, but you haven't seen clown ghosts. That's some messed up paranormal stuff.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ultradoug]

today I'm going to be as giddy as a school girl with her first summer break kiss.

[skyknight]

today I'm going to be as giddy as a school girl with her first summer break kiss.


HEY thats my line :P

[bobofett]

today I'm going to be as giddy as a school girl with her first summer break kiss.


HEY thats my line :P

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[ultradoug]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f348/coolmondoug/modtime.jpg

about time!

[Gambit]

hey ultra, if your gonna be some one else, can i be you?, id just love to have people cringe to see that i was online knowing they are about to be annoyed out of thier minds :D

or do they already do that with me??

[ultradoug]

sure you can be me just be carefull about being me its a hard job.

[Gambit]

ok i'll change my avatar to yours tomarrow. then every one will think im you GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :twisted:

[Fallen Templar]

UD boo should remain were he was on HQ banned

[Gambit]

well, thats your opinion....

[ultradoug]

i wonder who boo was. I dont think we will ever really know. :D

meenwhile gambits going to be me. oh boy...

[vernz]

dont forget to charge the cards before you throw them ud i mean gambit

[Gambit]

oh yeah, im suppoed to be ultra today

[ultradoug]

yeah gambit, hurry up and make an epic video.

[Gambit]

there now im you, wow this is harder than it looks

[gibberish_47]

Gambit, you're spelling too good. You can't pull it off without some "teh"s, pwons, and other misspelled words.

[Gambit]

wat dyu u meen aye'm spelin gud?

[gibberish_47]

Much better! :thumbsup:

[ultradoug]

No thats to much spooling errors, you must pace yourself.
also hurry up and make me a person on this page unit and a video.

[Gambit]

in english pleese?

[ultradoug]

you must make heroscape videos like ultradoug did here:
http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=235


and a people on the page unit like here:
http://www.heroscapers.com/community/showthread.php?t=240

[Gambit]

man thats awsome, but i dnt kno how to put pics in my posts :(

[Barfodor]

Wow, where has the sanity gone nowadays? :? Im sure glad I dont know any of you in person. I would be scared.

[Gambit]

more scared than you know :twisted:

[Barfodor]

Ehh, id be able to fight u all off if u all decided to attack me like flesh-hungry zombies or something. I would just be scared to be seen around you. Thats what I meant by "scared"

[Grishnakh]

Grishnakh confused. Gambit UltraDoug, UltraDoug Bannister. Who Grishnakh?

[Barfodor]

I think ur u. As far as I know...

[Gambit]

Ehh, id be able to fight u all off if u all decided to attack me like flesh-hungry zombies or something. I would just be scared to be seen around you. Thats what I meant by "scared"

what i meant by scared is freaked out by the mind-boggeling wierdness of myself

[Barfodor]

Nah, that just tells me u have no life what-so-ever and just try making urself laugh with ur insanity and wierdness. I would be scared of that at all. In fact, ive seen much, much , much worse than what Ive seen from u.

[Grishnakh]

I think ur u. As far as I know...

Good. For a moment Grishnakh worry Grishnakh someone else.

[Barfodor]

God troll/ogre/orc/whatever u are is confusing. I had to read over that a few times to finally get it. :lol:

[ultradoug]

Nah, that just tells me u have no life what-so-ever and just try making urself laugh with ur insanity and wierdness. I would be scared of that at all. In fact, ive seen much, much , much worse than what Ive seen from u.

draws a line ______________

please stay on that side of the line and refrain from such remarks from now on.

[Barfodor]

No, its not what your thinking UD. Its a wierdness that isnt wrong in any way, other than is wierd beynd imagination. But good to know how you think!

[bobofett]

i'm a geinie in a bottle :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

i'm allskulls for today.

[ultradoug]

ok I was hopefull that it was not an insult. please resume everyone being someone else week.
Swtich avis with them and stuff.

[bobofett]

i need to find an allskulls avy.

edit: he probably took the pic from his comp crap.

[ultradoug]

ok I'm gonna be da green guy.

[-Zim-]

I am completely lost :brickwall:

[netherspirit]

All this avatar switching is annoying.

[gibberish_47]

My head hurts. :passout:

[shakey_snake]

netherspirit,
Your Turn!
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1931/zfantasy00013qw.png

[-Zim-]

I second that. Now I have to read the name instead of just looking at the avatar. :cry:

[ultradoug]

All this avatar switching is annoying.

I blame ghost mods.

[netherspirit]

Please change your avatar UD.

[-Zim-]

OMG Now I can't tell who is who!

My head hurts :frustrated:

[ultradoug]

All this avatar switching is annoying.
Please change your avatar UD.

@_@;

[netherspirit]

All this avatar switching is annoying.
Please change your avatar UD.

@_@;

Yeah okay, you're funny and hilarious. Please, stop using my avatar.

[ultradoug]

done.

(this is his girlfriends avi shhh)

[gibberish_47]

Netherspirit of Jandar, meet netherspirit of Ullar.

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/1361297050448204a849fa5.png Hi -- http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/netherspirit/zfantasy0001.png :verymad:


:poke:

[-Zim-]

The green one is much better, blue doesn't work well.

[ultradoug]

I want pink, zim your avi dont work.

[gibberish_47]

this is his girlfriends avi shhh

What was that UD?

[netherspirit]

I want pink, zim your avi dont work.

:evil:

[gibberish_47]

Noooo, nether broke the image. :(

[ultradoug]

Noooo, nether broke the image. :(
Netherspirit of Jandar, meet netherspirit of Ullar.

http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/1361297050448204a849fa5.png Hi -- http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e383/netherspirit/zfantasy0001.png :verymad: :poke:

Mine got broken too :(

[-Zim-]

My avatar works on mine. :P

[netherspirit]

Why are you continuing this? I asked you to stop, yet you still go on.

Its not funny, its annoying. Knock it off.

[gibberish_47]

Yay, un-broken-ness!!!!!!!!!!

[ultradoug]

it says "Avatarity.com free avatars" over here.. I dont get it.

[-Zim-]

Nether mad?

Run for the hills!

[ultradoug]

Why are you continuing this? I asked you to stop, yet you still go on.

Its not funny, its annoying. Knock it off.

crossing the netherspirt line?
I'll change it back... if you give me a cookie :D

[netherspirit]

I'm not mad, just annoyed, and not in the mood for Shenanigans today.

[Gambit]

i think i'll be gibberish today...

[ultradoug]

I'm not mad, just annoyed, and not in the mood for Shenanigans today.

you should stay away from us :D

[-Zim-]

Eh people have their days.

[gibberish_47]

A short skit, played by nether and UD

:P -- Hey UD, look, a cookie!
Where?!? -- :buttkick: -- There!

Pwnd.

[ultradoug]

darn you gibberish_47! Hey, whats the story with the 47 anyway?
whatever happened to the first 46 gibberishs' ?

[gibberish_47]

darn you gibberish_47! Hey, whats the story with the 47 anyway?
whatever happened to the first 46 gibberishs' ?

:twisted:

:johnwoo2:

[Gambit]

ha! now im gibberish!,

everyone misspelled somthing.

(by the way does anyone remember what my first avi. was?)

[-Zim-]

Don't look at me, I have only been here a few days.

[ultradoug]

die die die!

wait thats the avi above you post.. nevermind.

[gibberish_47]

Gambit can't be me, I'm me! I better do something.

:johnwoo: :passout:

[ultradoug]

ok zim now i see its zim guy.

er its a bunny suit guy.

[Gambit]

oh wait, i remember, it was this thing :johnwoo2: , pac-man:reloaded.

[-Zim-]

Yay bunnysuit guy.

*dances*

[gibberish_47]

Let me be the voice of reason, here. If we want to continue this, continue it in chat. It has audio emoticons! :D

[-Zim-]

SSsssssshhhh *insert as many s's and h's as you want here*

No...I like posting on forums

[ultradoug]

Let me be the voice of reason, here. If we want to continue this, continue it in chat. It has audio emoticons! :D
ok I'm there!

[gibberish_47]

You just want to get your post count up. That is frowned upon.

[-Zim-]

No, its just my computer is too slow to us chat :(

[Gambit]

Let me be the voice of reason, here. If we want to continue this, continue it in chat. It has audio emoticons! :D

My sound dosnt work anyway.(by the way gibberish, you spelled "emotions" wrong.)

[netherspirit]

No he spelled emoticons, its a different word.

[Gambit]

dang-it! my one chance to correct him and hes spelling a real word :frustrated:

[ultradoug]

No he spelled emoticons, its a different word.

is that a new transformer?

[Gambit]

go figure, i dont know what it is. but if nether says it, it must be true :D

[ultradoug]

suck up!

[gibberish_47]

WARNING!

Do NOT go into chat with ultradoug!

These are a few symptoms for chatting with UD:
Temporary loss of limbs
Uncontrolable randomness
Misspelling
Queer happenings
And a Lowering of IQ.

:poke:

P.S. This is not a flame, it is a joke, and a carry over of some... awkward happenings in chat.

[Gambit]

WARNING!

Do NOT go into chat with ultradoug!

These are a few symptoms for chatting with UD:
Temporary loss of limbs
Uncontrolable randomness
Misspelling
Queer happenings
And a Lowering of IQ.

oh boy! just what i needed

[ultradoug]

join me in chat! :)

[-Zim-]

I wish I could, but my com is old!

Damn technology!

[Gambit]

I wish I could, but my com is old!

Damn technology!

mines new and i still cant get it to do what i want most of the time :johnwoo: :banana:

[ultradoug]

get trillin or aim / yahoo / msn/ icq so you can chat with me!

[Barfodor]

ive chatted with UD b4. Symtoms r much worse when u have them. It really isnt a good thing to be anywhere were UD is period. JUST STAY AWAY!!!!!!!

[skyknight]

I am also tired of your shenannni...... shendaniban...... ssheeenininnagin...... ssnethnethergins...... goofin off.

[ultradoug]

your just mad becasue the army took your helocoptior

[gibberish_47]

UD, you've done enough shagettingonnethersnervesing for a week! Sheesh! :roll:

[ultradoug]

I'll never stop :D

[Barfodor]

UD, you've done enough shagettingonnethersnervesing for a week! Sheesh!

The first 4 letters of that long word remind me of the Austin Powers movies. The second one to be more exact. :wink:

[gibberish_47]

If you look closely, there is a message inside that "word." :)

[Barfodor]

Lol, i think i got the message. It very mispelled but i guess thats why its a secret message, right?

[Grishnakh]

Grishnakh heard that Grishnakh was here earlier but Grishnakh missed talking to Grishnakh. Grishnakh hope Grishnakh not have anything important to say.

[gibberish_47]

Grishnakh, remember party at HQ? You throw big party, trash place. I had hat and noisemaker. Was fun.

[Barfodor]

More of that hard to undertand talk. :x

[Gambit]

zug-zug, grishnakh have no important saying earliar

[ultradoug]

ok I think this topics had its course, please alow it to gather much dust before I bring it back at some point when you least exepect it, thanks :)

[ultradoug]

its back ohmyword!

[NiteRaider]

I told you electrocuting it would work.