Herospoof Updated 10/18/06

[Bobbo]

Wow, I didn't upload these (again. It gets tiring after awhile! This is the third site that I've had to upload these things to). Here are my favorites:

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/4thmass_spoof.jpg
This is only funny if you live in/near Mass.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/gorillinators_spoof.jpg
I don't know why I like this one so much...

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/tarnvikings.jpg
I still feel this way.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/knights_spoof.jpg
Anyone remember the thinner cardstock debate?

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/meburqsa_spoof.jpg
I think that this one is my favorite.

Maybe one of these days I'll get around to uploading the rest. I've been making fun of all the new guys for awhile now, and I'm sure I'll make some cards for them also :)

EDIT - I'm not sure this counts as art, but I uploaded it to this section anyways. Hope its in the right spot!

[Chimpy]

:rofl: Those are awesome! I am still laughing at Me-Burq's card.

[Tiberius]

I had seen those a long time ago, and they are still funny. Good one.

[bunjee]

Oh, you have to put the rest up, they are all so great. I'll see if I can find them and cut down on your work.

[Pattar007]

:rofl: :rofl:
Hilarious

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Yeah! They're back! Bobbo, these cards are so funny. Good to see them here.

[Venom]

never seen these, but they're very funny, thanks

[InfinityMax]

Bobbo, just the name 'Herospoof' makes me grin. I love MeBurqSa's 'Bonds with the Romans' - and why shouldn't he?

[Bobbo]

I found some of the cards that I had made back in the day in the gallery! Sweet! This will save me some time. I think that I have more on my home computer, so I'll have to look again when I get home.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/sgtdrake_spoof.jpg
Some of these cards were made very early on in the Herosacpe run (this one was made when just the Master Set and Wave 1 was released) so some of the jokes don't make as much sense anymore. Oh well.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/syvarris_spoof.jpg
Another early card. My Photoshop skills have increased since back then (granted, not by much, but thats ok)

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/powersnipers_spoof.jpg
Ah the memories. This was the first Herospoof card I ever did.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/ne_gok_sa_spoof.jpg
Ah, good times. Niteraider still pops in occasionally, but I don't think anyone really does the *Glass shatters* thing anymore.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/mimring_spoof.jpg
I didn't like this one very much, since the jokes are kind of wordy and the Last Laughs ability needs work.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/krug_spoof.jpg
Like some sort of reverse Krug... (pat a werewolf!)

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/grimnak_spoof.jpg
I think this one's pretty funny...

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/dw9k_spoof.jpg
I'm sure this one was made after a bad game. You can probably guess what happened.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/carr_spoof.jpg
This one popped up when the great race/politics debate fires swept through heroscape.net (or was it heroscapehq.com?)

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/anubianwolves_spoof.jpg
This card was made by Jim (who goes by the Heroscapers ID name of... Jim). Hollywood fury is such a great name for a power.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/viper_spoof.jpg
Malechi made this great card, but instead of people telling him they liked it, they instead made fun of the card and said it looks purple (Bunjee!).

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10070/taelord_spoof.jpg
This is another one of the really early ones.

[deadeyedan42]

I once asked that question to my brother, his head exploded. :blowup:

[reapersaurus]

Bobbo - I think I made that Humor Gallery, specifically for your hilarious creations.

I've always thought that these, along with the Valhalla Times, are the funniest HS creations so far. :thumbsup:

I still LOL at many of them. The Vipers are just great.
And the big void on the Gorillinators is SO true. (4 defense - SOMETIMES :lol: )

I had uploaded as many as I had - I'm very glad you are filling them in. You can upload to that Gallery, I hope? :?:

[yagyuninja]

:rofl:

Grimnak and Me-Burq-Sa really get me! :lol:

[Chimpy]

i really want to see one making fun of the Nakita's jumpsuits. And Spartacus. and Retarius' orange skin. And the skunk on the WoA cheif. And well, the rest of wave 5!

[monkeyfish]

Post more or this shall happen to you or anyone you know.
:johnwoo2: :johnwoo2: :johnwoo2: :blowup:

[Bobbo]

Thanks guys. Here's another batch that I've been working on.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/SacredBand_spoof.jpg
This is only funny because it's true.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/SentinelsofJandar_spoof.jpg
Only the people that either a) spend too much time on this site, or b) buy a lot of the common squads will understand this one.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/DED_spoof.jpg
Am I the only one who is bothered that Dan ended up with Ullar? I guess everyone got a cowboy, but still... Ullar Enhanced Rifle my eye.

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10170/door_spoof.jpg
These jokes just wrote themselves!


PS. Monkeyfish,
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n268/Monkeyfishscape/Myowncard.jpg
You are overcosted.

[monkeyfish]

PS. Monkeyfish,
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n268/Monkeyfishscape/Myowncard.jpg
You are overcosted.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!! :wtf: :wtf:

[reapersaurus]

Oh, man - those are good ones!
You're right - they almost write themselves.
But only for someone that can translate them into reality, from their spirit world, like you can.

Great job - please make more in the future.

I love the Sacred Band wannabees.
Maybe you coulda had their name be a joke about a band or something.
a band of wannabees - like the Spice Boys or somethin'? :lol:

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Sentinels and Castle Door! :rofl:

[Velenne]

HI-LO-LARIOUS!!

[brigade101]

Heh heh heh. Sweet ! :D

[deadeyedan42]

holy crow those are funny!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bobbo]

Thanks everyone who responded.

I'm working on the next batch (I tend to do them in groups of 4). Any figures that you want to see done?

"One shot is all it takes, unless you miss."

That's pretty funny! :)

[GaryLASQ]

the Door is great. :lol:
there is not enough room on the card for spoofing the Door. (got to get the Plague effect in there somehow.)
btw, the "door size" question has been answered by Hasbro.

Warriors of Ashra need a spoof since we all know they were originally suppose to be humans (Amazons?), not elves. this is based on the skin color of the box art compared to the paint job on the figures - plus where are the pointy ears? (although with the big hair, you can't see ears anyhow.)

it was probably a last minute decision to make them elves in preparation for the Elf flagbearer.

[Point Blanks]

I loved 'em. But you should have said something about DED's inability to do anything when he moves during his turn. "Inability to Multitask"

What about Johhny Sullivan? Do something about him being a weaksauce James Murphy.

I'd also love to see your take on the flagbearers.

[deadeyedan42]

Thanks everyone who responded.

I'm working on the next batch (I tend to do them in groups of 4). Any figures that you want to see done?

"One shot is all it takes, unless you miss."

That's pretty funny! :)

It's only funny because it's true... It's also the reason I don't hunt with a single shot rifle! :rimshot: :lol:

[ZBeeblebrox]

:rofl:

Wow, these are soo funny...I can't stop laughing.

Great job Bobbo...keep them coming :D

[K/H_Addict]

Aubrien Archers
Q9 (something dealing with his pads)

Nakitas (something dealing with their pads...:rimshot:)

[Troll Warrior]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

MORE!!!!!!

[bunjee]

I can't help that I'm overly sensitive to color casts!!!! Did you happen to notice that the Sacred Band.... :twisted:

I love these cards! I'm so glad to see them back, especially those classics of Chompy and Ne-Gok-Sa. You pick up on the irony of the game in a great way!

As for Deadeye Dan, I want to make sure my contribution to InfinityMax's rant is seen in this much more humorous context:
http://homepage.mac.com/jls/hs/dedpunching.png

[jcb231]

Bobbo, just the name 'Herospoof' makes me grin. I love MeBurqSa's 'Bonds with the Romans' - and why shouldn't he?

That's probably my favorite too.

[deadeyedan42]

I loved 'em. But you should have said something about DED's inability to do anything when he moves during his turn. "Inability to Multitask"

What about Johhny Sullivan? Do something about him being a weaksauce James Murphy.

I'd also love to see your take on the flagbearers.

*Trys to hold down shift and hit the "i" button* " I CAN'T DO IT!!!!! * runs off a cliff crying* :twisted:

[justin]

Pointing at bobbo's sig. Dan is awsome if you have a monster height bonus and doesn't move cause every skull is unblockable, thats what i do. :rtfm: :D :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[justin]

godzilla
attack:0
defense:0
health:25
move:0
points:400000000000KG
height: 200

special 1: chomp
remove all adjacent figures from the game

special 2: too tall to be hit
if attacker is not above godzillas head he cannot be hit

special 3: how tall am i
if attacker cannot identify godzillas height w/out looking at the card he may not attack

[justin]

godzilla
attack:0
defense:0
health:25
move:0
points:400,000,000,000KG (thas 400 billion to you who cant count)
height: 200 (maybe)

special 1: chomp
remove all adjacent figures from the game

special 2: too tall to be hit
if attacker is not above godzillas head he cannot be hit

special 3: how tall am i
if attacker cannot identify godzillas height w/out looking at the card he may not attack

[scorpiusx]

:nether:

netherspirit
utgar (although he is so evil that utgar is afraid of him.)

skeleton
unique hero
admin
diabolical
medium 5

10 life (although he really has no life :joke:)
Move 6
Range 6
Attack 5
Defense 5
330 points

HIGH POST COUNT

After netherspirit uses his normal attack, he may attack one additional time with his normal attack.

BANHAMMER SPECIAL ATTACK
Range 1 Attack 12

DREADFUL ANTI-CHEER

All enemy auras are negated as long as netherspirit is in play.

[ares834]

BOnd with tthe romans was a perfect effect. LOL