DFW Heroscape Day Trash Talk

[Grungebob]

I will crush you all!!..... You will be crushed.

[LilNewbie]

What?!

:P

Newb.

[ninthdoc]

This is for all of you:

http://www.surprisechat.com/boards/images/smilies/smiley_moon.gif

[Malechi]

It is his "DFW Trash Talk". Sorta like a radio show, except on a message board, on how to deal with garbage. G-Bob just bought a new trash compactor that crushes trash, but from what I can tell it still stinks ...

:twisted:

*** Malechi screams "Revenge for signing up for Already Playing Elsewhere!" and quickly runs from thread ***

[Grungebob]

It is his "DFW Trash Talk". Sorta like a radio show, except on a message board, on how to deal with garbage. G-Bob just bought a new trash compactor that crushes trash, but from what I can tell it still stinks ...

:twisted:

*** Malechi screams "Revenge for signing up for Already Playing Elsewhere!" and quickly runs from thread ***Oh man!!! Hah :rofl:

[wisinger]

I would slap some smaCK down, but it would take me longer to type out the smack then it would be to play any of you, and whip ya good, real good*


* Lilwis will walk all over me, so I exclude her from this general disclosure.


Edited: to not look like a buffoon, or as much of one as I already am.

[UranusPChicago]

You will all rue the day that you crossed paths with Taelord, Dund, and DW7!!!!!

[Grungebob]

I would slap some smake downYou go ahead and slap me with your puny smake and I will crush you!!

[justjohn]

Just remember, I'm not going half way across the country to lose.

[Grungebob]

Just remember, I'm not going half way across the country to lose.Come all the way here... I don't care, I'm still going to drag you out and toss you in the dumpster!!

[justjohn]

justjohn wrote:
Just remember, I'm not going half way across the country to lose.
Come all the way here... I don't care, I'm still going to drag you out and toss you in the dumpster!!
I hope you at least offer me a beer when you take me back to your house.

[ninthdoc]

My name is Ininthdoco Montoya. You keel my Orcs. Prepare to die!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/iaim.jpg

[Grungebob]

My name is Ininthdoco Montoya. You keel my Orcs. Prepare to die!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/iaim.jpgOrcs today huh? Seems you change your mind daily!! Gettin nervous?

[ninthdoc]

My name is Ininthdoco Montoya. You keel my Orcs. Prepare to die!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v176/Chasewaterhouse/Photos2/iaim.jpgOrcs today huh? Seems you change your mind daily!! Gettin nervous?

No, they keeled my Orcs. It's the 'Tron 3.0 Army, baby!

[Rÿchean]

you punk A$$e$; you all fear me and you know it...

all your scape are belong to Ry

[wisinger]

Goodness, but the chuckles you puny heroslackers are giving me.

Will I have to dismount from my high horse to get on my knees to help you pick your dignity up off the ground? But I refuse to wipe the tears and brown spots off of it...

Fear all; the HeroScape army that I will bring to dash upon your dignity and slap it down to the ground.

Now, just need to come up with an army...

[Rÿchean]

yeah dont bring that crap army you played at Doc's last week

that was just pathetic

[markwars]

I have no smack talk. I'm just praying that I can be Dice Jesus for the day.

[Grungebob]

I have no smack talk. I'm just praying that I can be Dice Jesus for the day.You can try that but you just might get crucified in the process. :shock:

[UranusPChicago]

For those in the know...

You better be wearing your bracelets...

[justjohn]

I hope the amount of this I have to bring with me for all of you losers doesn't violate the new liquid rules for air travel:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0006MEGVQ.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1128070205_.jpg

[D-Dyzzle]

*cough cough* marro plaige *cough hag*

[Finrod]

You will all rue the day that you crossed paths with Taelord, Dund, and DW7!!!!!

Aw, crap. Now I have to change my army.

Eh. It doesn't matter. I'll be sure to pack a broom when I drive up there. Wouldn't want you guys to get dusty knees when you bow down before my awesomeness.

[LilNewbie]

You will all rue the day that you crossed paths with Taelord, Dund, and DW7!!!!!

Aw, crap. Now I have to change my army.

Eh. It doesn't matter. I'll be sure to pack a broom when I drive up there. Wouldn't want you guys to get dusty knees when you bow down before my awesomeness.

"rue the day"? Who talks like that?

:D

Fear the omnipotent power of the unchosen army! It shall bring much devastation and sorrow to those that face it.

fear, pain, sorrow....

Newb.

[ninthdoc]

I keep seeing all you punks trying to incite fear in my heart. This is for all you punks!

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h304/ninthdoc/ninthdocatreides.jpg

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.

And yes, that is my army of Blastatrons and Gladiatrons behind me. The 'Tron 3.0 army!

[Grungebob]

Observe your fate as you all are compacted into trashy 2 dimensional versions of yourselves

http://www.heroscapers.com/oldgallery/albums/userpics/10002/da_trash.jpg

[Finrod]

pfft.

I'm supposed to fear a SPONGE? Right. I suppose it might come in handy to mop up the sweat of the poor souls who realize they have to face me in battle.

And Nick Fury? Two words remove any fear from that concept:

David Hasslehoff.

[noodles]

I will crush everybody at my NC tournament using the DFW maps!!!! rawr!!!

[Velenne]

I'm bringing my secret weapon...


http://www.wildburro.co.uk/photos/The%20Hoffs%20Pants.gif



MWAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR THE POWER OF HOFFCROTCH!


IT'S GETTING CLOSER.....CLOSER.....CLOSER TO YOU!

[ninthdoc]

Hey... That's pretty good, G'bob. I especially like the way that you made Rychean Princess Leia. Of course it does ruin several childhood and adolescent fantasies of mine.

Rychean = Princess Leia = :puke:

Here's one for you:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h304/ninthdoc/New.jpg

[InfinityMax]

You guys are probably all going to beat me silly. I'm only showing up for the pizza.

[Revdyer]

Well, I'm the only one, I think, who can perform the funerals for the losers as they are lowered into the damp ground; and I intend to be above ground at the end of it all giving last rites to the losers.

"He has the strength of ten because his heart is pure." (uh....can you get the lid off of these olives for me?)

[markwars]

I was talking to DFlynSqrl last week and we both agree that it would be better to lose all of your regular games and finish last, than to be super lucky and somehow get to the winner's table. Only to have everyone watch your true colors get revealed as you lose all of the finals matches. :P

[deadeyedan42]

I'm going to fly you so high you can't see the gound and then I'll drop you! and after you hit the ground I'll just drink whats left though a straw! :twisted:

[UranusPChicago]

Abandon all hope, ye who enter my battlefield!!

[Jonathan]

I am completely unpredictable because I don't know what I'm doing. Fear the unknown!

[lilwis]

You guys are probably all going to beat me silly. I'm only showing up for the pizza.

If there are hollerpeeners, I will be happy.

[DFlynSqrl]

Y'all will learn to fear my army of Agent Carrs! ...unless I go with the army of Dunds...

[Velenne]

(checking out the plaque with names of the best of the best) No, boys. There's two "N"s in Velenne.

[Double Oak]

Well I was already regretting missing this tourney but now that I know trash talking is involved I am REALLY pissed, cuz that is one of my strongest suits!

At least it is nice weather for a cub scout campout weekend and my son is a blast to camp with so that takes some of the sting out.

Y'all have a ball and be nice to Ninth.............

[netherspirit]

You're all going to lose to me!!!

Whats that you say? I'm not even going to be there?

Well I am just that damn good! Beware! The 21st will be your DOOM!!! ALL OF YOU!!! DOOM IS SAY!!! DOOOOOM!!! MWHAHAHA :twisted:

[CupidsArt]

Hey you can't just win an event that you're not attending....

because I already negated every ability with my Mrosbane army, and placed 30 wounds on every card excluding my own....? wait that's not really trash talk is it?

[truth]

Hey you can't just win an event that you're not attending....

because I already negated every ability with my Mrosbane army, and placed 30 wounds on every card excluding my own....? wait that's not really trash talk is it?

No, that's starting to sound like the sweaty magic players that yell out counterspells at each other.

[markwars]

Now we have people that aren't even going to be here trash talking. Surely this is proof that the DFW tourney is the best in the land.

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Lemme at him!
http://www.heroscapers.com/community/images/avatars/1281702368452a8393c32b2.gif

[truth]

Now we have people that aren't even going to be here trash talking. Surely this is proof that the DFW tourney is the best in the land.

...AAAAND yo mama's ugly!

[markwars]

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

[Revdyer]

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

markwars, I am deeply offended. My sainted mother passed away in 1979; and she still plays better than you!

[LilNewbie]

Yo mama's so fat her blood type is Ragu.

markwars, I am deeply offended. My sainted mother passed away in 1979; and she still plays better than you!

No offense to the dearly departed but that's not saying much. :D

Newb.

[markwars]

Yo mama's so poor her face is on food stamps.

[ninthdoc]

Your mama's so ugly she can stare Me Burq Sa to death.

[Revdyer]

Your momma is such a bad cook that she makes Marro-burgers.

[markwars]

Yo mama's so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder.

[D-Dyzzle]

Your mama's so ugly she can stare Me Burq Sa to death.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Finrod]

Yo mama's so fat Krug only gets one attack on her per turn!

[ninthdoc]

Oh, yeah, well your mama's so fat, she could dam up a wellspring.

[Tiberius]

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

[ninthdoc]

Oh yeah? Well yo mama is so ugly she said,"WTF are all of you doing posting when you ain't even gonna be in DEE-EF-DUB on the twahnty-furst of October?" and then you died looking at her ugly mug.

I win.

Where do I get my prize?

[Tiberius]

Luckily I will be in Canton so your momma had to call me on the phone to tell me. I didnt have to look!

[markwars]

Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

[DFlynSqrl]

I've been reading all this and I'm quite amazed. I know Markwars met my Mom when we were friends back in High School, but how the heck do all the rest of you people know her????

[markwars]

:rofl:

[Velenne]

I've been reading all this and I'm quite amazed. I know Markwars met my Mom when we were friends back in High School, but how the heck do all the rest of you people know her????

Do you really have to ask? Let's just say...

Yo momma so slutty I could'a been yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had exact change.

[wisinger]

yo momma is so bored from reading all these bad yo momma jokes, she fell asleep, and forgot to bring you to the tourney.

[D-Dyzzle]

:rofl:

[ninthdoc]

Alla yous be nice to yo mamas. Ya'lls gonna need her to come pick yo cryin' asses up Saturday nite after ninthdoc finishes pwning yo asses at the tourney.

Byotches. :P

[Revdyer]

Alla yous be nice to yo mamas. Ya'lls gonna need her to come pick yo cryin' **** up Saturday nite after ninthdoc finishes pwning yo **** at the tourney.

Byotches. :P

Like the Philistines slain by Samson, I have been killed by the jaw of an ass. :) (seriously, no offence, ninth; really! just preacher trash talk)
Oh, poop, I forgot the filter wouldn't let that joke work anyway....nevermind

[ninthdoc]

Alla yous be nice to yo mamas. Ya'lls gonna need her to come pick yo cryin' **** up Saturday nite after ninthdoc finishes pwning yo **** at the tourney.

Byotches. :P

Like the Philistines slain by Samson, I have been killed by the jaw of an ***. :) (seriously, no offence, ninth; really! just preacher trash talk)
Oh, poop, I forgot the filter wouldn't let that joke work anyway....nevermind

I thought that David picked up the jaw bone of an ass and slew the entire Phillipino Army with it. That's what it says in my Bible.

Let's see... Okay, yeah, it's right here. I have the ABV (Archie Bunker Version). What version are you reading? :lol:

[Revdyer]

Hmmm... let's see, mine says "Biblia Herbraica." I think you must be remembering the story where Abraham bowled a 297 and just about died.

[DFlynSqrl]

Hmmm... let's see, mine says "Biblia Herbraica." I think you must be remembering the story where Abraham bowled a 297 and just about died.

:rofl: