Funnies

[Venom]

A good laugh a day keeps the doctor away...i think. place all jokes, funny vids, pics, or sounds here. just place some kind of warning if it's for adults only or somethin if its a link. and please don't get offended easily. i'll start. here's a cool vid i found. for some reason these guys remind me of UD, I wonder why?

http://www.weakgame.com/media_2498_Buddha_vs_Shaolin.html

[Venom]

here are the few i've already placed out on the Mario and Halo threads.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_3474_Donkey_Kong_vs_Halo.html
http://gorillamask.net/mariomishaps.shtml
http://gorillamask.net/mariotakeit.shtml
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/halo_for_retards.shtml

PG-13 i think
http://gorillamask.net/marioprincess.shtml

[Venom]

here is one i added to the mario thread today:
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mario_kart_underground.shtml

here is wierd and funny one i like:
http://www.weakgame.com/media_2637_Crazy_Asian_Trick.html

[Venom]

these are great. Facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

Chuck Norris often asks people to pull his finger. When they do, he roundhouses them in the abdomen. Then he farts.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea- bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

[ultradoug]

that first one was funny "that much" good stuff, the rest eh I will watch at some point maybe.

[Venom]

although i get no responses, other than Doug's :cry:
i know you guys are viewing them, so i'll keep posting these links up.

here's a REAL COOL vid of bruce lee.
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/brucelee.shtml

[Venom]

here's another REAL COOL Vid 8) makes me want to take martial arts

http://www.weakgame.com/media_2540_2_Brothers.html

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

I found a Halo flash.

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/halofunnysituations.html

New one. Master Chief Biography

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/biographymasterchief.html

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

Check out these sweet videos of this guy kicking major a$$.

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat2.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat3.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat4.html

I don't think I would call them funny but they're pretty sweet.

[Venom]

Check out these sweet videos of this guy kicking major a$$.

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat2.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat3.html
http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/madnesscombat4.html

I don't think I would call them funny but they're pretty sweet.

he's like Neo in the Matrix. kinda felt sorry for the guy in the end. oh well, party on. :rock: :rimshot:

:johnwoo: :johnwoo2:

[Dragonslayer]

Venom, some of them were really entertaining, thanks for posting the links!
Here's another one:

www.video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2322478880766260791

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

Check out this freaky car commercial. Read the summary first. I would recommend you do not show this to children.


http://www.computerpranks.com/media/default.cfm?ItemID=3409

[Venom]

thanks dragon. here's one that is pretty funny. lets just say there's a lot of bleeping in this one. so i guess it would be pg-13 since they really don't say the words. you guys seen the extreme bugs cartoon?
http://gorillamask.net/extremebugs.shtml

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

Here is a video of Snake in a "crab battle." PG-13


http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/metalgearsolid3.html

[SyvarrisX]

That car commercial was freaky, I was totally not expecting that!

[Venom]

that was a cool one cool guy. here's another one. Chris Rock telling us how not to get our ass kicked by the police. pg-13 for language.

http://gorillamask.net/rockasskick.shtml

[Venom]

here's a comedian doing a Denzel Washington Impression. pretty good. pg-13 for strong language

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/586/

[TheRealQ]

I just viewed this thread for the first time and I am in tears and my gut hurts. :rofl: I haven't tried any of the links yet but that Chuck Norris stuff was hilarious. My wife doesn't care for HS but she is a big Norris fan. I have to send her a link...she'll die. :rofl:

[Venom]

Q, these vids are pretty funny. Here's a LOTR Parody w/ Jack Black in it.

http://www.moronland.com/moronia/moron/599/

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

Check out some of these. Star Wars Rap, the End of the World, Mario Splat, Poopie List, and Arnold's Pizza shop.

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/gangsta_rap_se
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/endofworld.html
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/mariosplat.html
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/poopie.htm
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/arnie.htm

[AwesomeCoolGuy]

Look at this awesome Honda ad.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/honda-ad.html

[Venom]

here's a Jeopardy - SNL skit

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=63

[Venom]

once again, here's UD, but this time in a commercial :lol:

http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=32

[Venom]

forget about V for Vendetta. how bout C for Cookie? :hump:

http://gorillamask.net/ccookie.shtml

[toddrew]

these are great. Facts about Chuck Norris:


I'm not sure why, but my favorite 'Chuck Norris' one-liner is paraphrasing, here):
Beneath Chuck Norris' beard is another fist

just the right amount of over-the-top bad-ass-ness for my taste I suppose :shrug:

Though, the cure for cancer one is pretty good, too. Reminds me of the Kids in the Hall sketch where Bruce McColluch is revealed to be the cause of cancer "Sorry for all that throat cancer." Perfect blend of insensitive and ridiculous. Alright, enough comedy killing analysis :)

[Dragonslayer]

Not new but still fun...

http://www.hubair.ch/j-list/usecondoms.mpg

[Venom]

Not new but still fun...

http://www.hubair.ch/j-list/usecondoms.mpg

man, my friend has a child just like that one. :brickwall:
he's a pain. they even admit he was a mistake. but the sad part is that they really don't discipline him. i'm like, smack the kid already. i don't know about you, but i sure as hell won't let that little bastard smack me around like a punk. you raise your hand at me and you'll regret ever thinking of it the 1st time.

[Venom]

here's a real cool stick fight

http://www.killsometime.com/animations/animation.asp?ID=116

[Venom]

oh man, i have to bring out some David Chapelle now. he's one of the funniest comedians out there.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_1359_Dave_Chappelle_Wants_Drink.html

[django]

http://www.datadocktorn.nu/us_frag1.php
how to properly defrag your computer.

[Venom]

this one isn't funny but is something i've never seen in real life unlike the movies. cops in some country storm a house. as they try to kick the door down the house explodes.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1137234788/Always_Knock_First

[Dragonslayer]

It's PING PONG time :popcorn:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8079411349144989883

[Venom]

uh... you lost me there Dragonslayer....anyways here's a funny commercial. you gotta love them monkeys.

http://www.dumpafile.com/item/jYuZ2dmn

[Venom]

here's another Dave Chapelle vid. can't get enough of this guy (pg-13)

http://www.weakgame.com/media_1498_Dave_Chappelle_as_a_Juror.html

[Dragonslayer]

uh... you lost me there Dragonslayer

Lol, that's because the link got "lost" in my post... :oops:

[LilNewbie]

Meet the family:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c110/LilNewbie/Joke%20Pics/AFamily.jpg

:D

Newb.

[lilwis]

:lol:
What about hard and whiny?

[LilNewbie]

LOL! You can find them on this site somewhere. :D

Newb.

[netherspirit]

Or Jack?

[Venom]

Lol, that's because the link got "lost" in my post... :oops:

that was freakin awesome. hadn't seen that vid for a long time now.

here's a real cool vid.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_10383_Animation_vs_Animator.html

[Venom]

here's another trunk monkey vid

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1113305690/Trunk_Monkey

[D-Dyzzle]

lol venoms chuck norris jokes were funny :lol:

[Venom]

they should make a HS fig. of Chuck Norris IMO :lol: then again he'd kill everyone in 1 turn

[Venom]

now that Britney's out of the picture :roll: , i've fallen in love with another woman :D

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1132567887/Alizee_-_La_Isla_Bonita

[Venom]

here's a banned xbox commercial. don't know why, but its so funny. wish this would happen someday

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133000327/Banned_Xbox_360_Commercial

[Venom]

******PG-13 FOR SOME LANGUAGE******

Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the kitchen."

[Venom]

lol!! i can't stop laughing about this one. yet another monkey trunk one

http://www.dumpafile.com/item/3yC5jeaL

[Venom]

wonder what the bad guys do in x-mas?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1134909723/Silent_Night_

[Su-Bak-Na]

Those are funny stuff keep it up.

[Venom]

thanks man. i will, even tho it doesn't get many responses but i know you all keep coming back to view them. i check the view counts on this thread. i know who you are and where you live. you will watch my vids whether you like it or not. :twisted:

[Venom]

LOL!!! i can't get enough of this next one. ever wonder what the easter bunny does the other 364 days of the year? my kind of bunny

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1144743602/Evil_Easter_Bunny

[Venom]

ok. here's todays vid. i believe its the last trunk monkey i've got. very funny

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1119697438/Trunk_Monkey

[Venom]

i love the ending

http://www.weakgame.com/media_10456_One_Sided_Fights.html

[Venom]

http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/chuck+norris/1649836/

[Teamski]

These are hilarious!!

http://www.galaxy12.com/Video/AliensAttack16x9_large.mpg

http://www.galaxy12.com/Video/UrinalLarge.mov

-Ski

[Venom]

ha! water head aliens.

hey Teamski the second one not working for me for some reason.


here's my vid for the night
http://www.weakgame.com/media_1432_Dane_Cooks_Thoughts.html

[Venom]

here's another dave chappelle vid

http://www.weakgame.com/media_2158_Chappelle__Making_the_Band.html

[Venom]

check this vid out. just found it. i don't watch rugby nor do i play it but i would sure be scared to play after seeing these guys doing this. the opponent watching them sure looks scared as well.

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/156923/

[Venom]

here's another nintendo vid

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/829/

[Venom]

here's a cool Street Fighter vs. Mortal Kombat

http://gorillamask.net/sfmk.shtml

[Venom]

check out this funny starwars III vid

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2157&NEXTID=0&PREVID=2159&DISPLAYORDER=20050329182826&CAT=movies&NSFW=0&page=23&genre=0&rating=nsfw_sfw

[Venom]

here are some MK mishaps

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps.shtml
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps2.shtml
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps3.shtml

[Venom]

here's another funny vid

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1681760/

[Venom]

here's a vid showing why men aren't good at babysitting

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1149668278/Why_Men_Shouldn_Baby_Sit

[Venom]

i don't know if i've already placed this up, but its a cool megaman vid

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/megaman_vs_quickman.shtml

[shakey_snake]

http://www.bash.org/?104383

[Venom]

oh man, this is funny as hell. a must watch

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1150188381/Mind_Of_Mencia_Driveby_School

[gibberish_47]

Say, "Shhh, it is sleeping" 10 times as fast as you can.

Hold your tongue and say "I was born on a pirate ship."

[CupidsArt]

http://www.bash.org/?104383


THIS IS BRILLIANT, thanks for sharing...:D

"<hey, if you type in your password, it will show as stars ********* see!>"
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

[Venom]

here's metal gear solid for retards

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/metal_gear_solid_for_retards.shtml

[Venom]

this next vid seems like something UD would have done. UD if you're watching these, this one's for you.

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/romjul.shtml

[ultradoug]

it was too slow for my taste, to be funny, speed is everything.
thanks though.

[Venom]

i sure don't want one of these in my car :P

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1150445184/Your_GPS_System_Is_A_*****

[Venom]

here's a cool soccer vid

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1111576023/Tank_Playing_soccer...

[Venom]

don't know if i've placed this up, but here ya go

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/jedi_duels.shtml

[Venom]

this ones pretty good

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/the_real_mortal_kombat_1.shtml

"I challenge you to Mortal Kombat"

[Venom]

this one is funny as hell. BEWARE RATED PG-13 FOR STRONG LANGUAGE!

http://www.weakgame.com/media_10969_Halo_vs_Counterstrike.html

[Venom]

here's a great song

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1140351100/Stephen_Lynch_-_If_I_Were_Gay

[Venom]

here's a parady of Spiderman w/ Jack Black

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1146555543/MTV_Parody_Spider_Man

[Venom]

dane cook is just too funny

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1147509885/Dane_Cook_Puking

[skyknight]

Hey Venom those vids you sent werereally great, thanks a bunch Hoss :lol:

[Venom]

Hey Venom those vids you sent werereally great, thanks a bunch Hoss :lol:

i was wondering when you'd get a chance to see them. btw, what's a Hoss? :wink:

[skyknight]

Ahhh you must be a couple years younger, Hoss was off of Bonanza, great big burly dude who was real nice. I call alot of people Hoss if I like em.

[Venom]

thanx alot man ! :toast:

[Venom]

i hope i haven't posted this one up yet

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1149327172/George_W_Bush_The_Jedi_

[Venom]

just got this one last night. dave chappelle. funny as hell

http://www.weakgame.com/media_11227_Chappelles_Money.html

[Venom]

here's another dave chappelle vid. i can see me doing this :twisted:

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1152606818/Dave_Chappelle_Street_Hoops

[Venom]

MJ vs. MJ good stuff.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_11260_MJ_vs_MJ.html

[Venom]

here's another stick fight

WARNING!! PARENTAL ADVISORY

http://stupidvideos.com/video/flash/Stick_Man_Versus_the_Ice_Cream_Truck/?p=11&y=216

[Venom]

here's a real cool breakdance vid w/ trash :lol:

http://stupidvideos.com/video/flash/singing_in_the_rain_2/?p=12&y=206

[Venom]

so it seems eveyone can't get enough of Zidane's head butt. so here's a lil remix of the vid

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1152865998/Zidanney_Hill

[ultradoug]

LOL!
headbutt!

[Venom]

this one is funny. ebonics lesson

WARNING!! STRONG LANGUAGE!!

http://stupidvideos.com/video/flash/ebonics_lesson/?p=2&y=32

[Venom]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mcdiddys.shtml

[Venom]

running out of vids :(

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/ducktales_2_residuck_evil.shtml

[Venom]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/SpeedyGonzalez.html

ever wonder whatever happened to speedy gonzalez?

WARNING!!! RATED R

[Venom]

here's another where are the toons now

WARNING!!!! RATED R OR PG-13 I DON'T KNOW
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/tooncops.html

[Venom]

here's another zidane's remix. some from the orig., but the arnold part is just too funny

http://www.weakgame.com/media_11571_Even_MORE_Zidane.html

[Venom]

why certain bikes are named what they are. pretty funny

http://www.funnydump.com/category/1-movies/8075-funny_bike_names.html

[Venom]

funny commercial!

http://www.funnydump.com/category/1-movies/3282-the_wrong_idea.html

[monkeyfish]

Here's a funny site.
www.starwarsspoofs.com

[Venom]

lol! i loved the outer space vid.

this next one is so funny and true from the Daily Show : War on Lebanon

http://www.funnydump.com/category/1-movies/8084-daily_show_war_in_lebanon.html

[monkeyfish]

Ever been to www.happytreefriends.com some movies are really gory.
:chainsaw: :johnwoo2: :passout:

[Venom]

gotta check it out

man check this vid out. incredible!! i'd hate to be on the opossing team. as for the winning team,....lucky bastards

http://www.funnydump.com/category/1-movies/3238-two_incredible_basketball_shots.html

[monkeyfish]

I don't get it. must be because I hate basketball.

[Venom]

yeah, that would do it. this next vid, i really doubt the guy survived. that tiger sure can jump.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1154084060/Tiger_Attack

[monkeyfish]

Whoa that's gotta suck.

[Venom]

this one's funny

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1154083259/Im_Her_Daddy

i don't think his excuse even sounded right either :lol:

[Venom]

oh them Japs and their funny shows. u gotta love the facial expressions this one guy makes

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1154078079/TV_In_Japan_Crazy_Taxi

[Venom]

speedy gonzalez a hamster?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1154172096/High_Speed_Hamster

[Venom]

Army exceeds Junes recruitment goal, see how

http://www.dump.com/links.php?link=1259426&a=1&b=1&c=2&o=popular&p=2&r=all

[Venom]

someone placed this up on another thread. i forgot who it was, but its funny as hell

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

btw, Robaula's ava is in it

[Venom]

protect the jewels :lol:

http://www.dorks.com/html/Thai-Boxing.html

[Venom]

Santa's DUI.

WARNING PG-13!!

http://www.dorks.com/html/Busted-Santa-Video.html

[Venom]

this is a great clip from scare tactics

http://www.dump.com/links.php?link=1324906&a=1&b=1&c=2&o=recent&p=1&r=all

[Venom]

this one's pretty funny as it goes on.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_11986_Wacky_Kung_Fu.html

STRONG LANGUAGE!!! PG-13

[Venom]

Vader rulez!

http://www.weakgame.com/media_11980_Vaders_a_Jerk.html

[Venom]

here's another scare tactics vid

http://www.yikers.com/video_scare_tactics_vampire_bikers.html

[Venom]

now you see him.. now you don't

http://www.yikers.com/video_lotus_omega_completely_dusts_police_car.html

[Venom]

turkey takes a cop hostage

http://www.yikers.com/video_turkey_takes_a_cop_hostage.html

[Venom]

pretty cool Ryu vs. Scorpion Vid

http://www.yikers.com/video_street_fighter_ryu_vs_mortal_kombat_scorpion.html

[Venom]

spok's crib

http://www.yikers.com/video_star_trek_version_of_cribs.html

[Venom]

for those that didn't get to see this. G.W. Bush clone at his speech

http://www.yikers.com/video_president_bush_does_speech_with_imposter.html

[Venom]

anyone ever seen what kung fu fu** you looks like?

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1155475452/Kung_Fu_****_You

WARNING- MANY MIDDLE FINGERS INVOLVED!!!

[Venom]

this is a hilarious metal gear vid

http://www.yikers.com/video_metal_gear_awesome.html

WARNING STRONG LANUAGE!!

[Venom]

this is so true

http://www.yikers.com/video_animated_short_life_as_a_guy.html

[Fallen Templar]

Crazy Monkeys on Land mine Island
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m9kgix_yn4

[Venom]

if you click this link, you're going to hell :twisted:

http://www.yikers.com/video_special_olympics_song.html

[Venom]

how blondes print

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/pages/how-blondes-print.html

[Venom]

spanks the monkey

http://www.funmansion.com/html/Spanks-The-Monkey.html

WARNING!!! PG-13

[Venom]

here's a crazy monkey that loves to play with fire

http://www.insanepictures.com/vid.shtml?0103.htm

[Venom]

man this one is funny as hell to me. real cowboy and indians


http://www.funmansion.com/templates/links.php?id=3328

[Venom]

the divorce song

http://www.stealthsprout.com/html/The-Divorce-Song.html

WARNING!!! PG-13

[Venom]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1156591611/The_Daily_Show_Sealing

[Venom]

funny budweiser commercial

http://www.funmansion.com/html/Budweiser-Superbowl-Streaker.html

[Venom]

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/george-bush-visited-baghdad.html

[Venom]

George Bush rapping

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/rapper-george-bush.html

[dra(gon)]

Sprachprobleme 1 (http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTk2fDE%3D)

Sprachprobleme 2 (http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NzE0fDk%3D)

maybe here the videos are better store.

[Venom]

lol!!! i've seen that one before, but its funny

[Venom]

bush interviewed after he won his second term

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/bush-interview.html

[Venom]

beat your kids lol!

http://www.all4humor.com/videos/funny-videos/russell-peters.html

WARNING!! SOME STRONG LANGUAGE!!!

[Venom]

NFL no celebrations. oh well. gotta love the background music to his dance.

http://www.yikers.com/video_football_player_breaks_no_celebration_rule_in_style.html

[Venom]

LOL!!! breaking news. hamas Extreamists have kidnapped Mickey Mouse

http://www.lazykiller.com/index~id~665.htm

WARNING!!! PG-13 FOR ONE USE OF THE F WORD!

[Venom]

the Daily Show - Social Engagement

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1157215820/The_Daily_Show_Social_Engagement

[Venom]

People Can't Dance : Dave Chappelle

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YfwtbZJRhrg&mode=related&search=

WARNING!! PG-13 FOR 1 USE OF THE "F" WORD

[Venom]

want a new job?

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/want-a-new-job.html

[Venom]

Easter bunny ...sex. well they are rabbits, what can I say.

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/easter-bunny-sex.html

[Jedi Master Corazz]

homestarrunner.com This site is so funny, check it out. :banana: :hump: :woot: :thumbsup:

[Venom]

thanks for sharing that

[Venom]

funny polar bears

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/funny-polar-bears.html

[funrun]

*Jedi Master's post/ thread merged here.*

[Venom]

this is a very funny scene from a show i have no idea what its called.

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/papa-tell-me-why.html

[Venom]

star wars II bloopers... anakin sure is clumsy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyuQc83N3fA

[Venom]

Australian toilet paper for real men

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/australian-toilet-paper-for-real-men.html

[Venom]

Why men were not made to change diapers

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/diaper-changing.html

[Venom]

Virgin Mobile has great services

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/virgin-mobile-has-great-service.html

[Venom]

this is sad, but we all know we do it

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/cant-let-you-go.html

[Venom]

How they should have ended:

Surviving an alien attack.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EyuVoBFv6-E&mode=related&search=

Braveheart.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EdQzQutzK4E&mode=related&search=

Matrix.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_XEa-3eeedI&mode=related&search=

Lord of the Rings.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JnUvw1rzziE&mode=related&search=

Seven.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yeK7QnnZ9BM&mode=related&search=

Underworld.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9VTWhbIqlkA&mode=related&search=

The Blair Witch Project.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yk_yCPEODjI&mode=related&search=

Saving Private Ryan.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZY3dniKsJPk&mode=related&search=

Willy Wonka.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LhgbfRGa7CA&mode=related&search=

Superman.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t6SJNNbszcw&mode=related&search=

Star Wars.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ffgCUwIxtP4&mode=related&search=

[Point Blanks]

here are some MK mishaps

http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps.shtml
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps2.shtml
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mortal_kombat_mishaps3.shtml

Love em! Keep em coming!

[Venom]

thanks!!

here's Russell Peters on Rove Live

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wi2nHwuCs6w

[Venom]

this guy's funny. Russell Peters stand-up comedy

Part 1
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SPn34sUCpd8
Part 2
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-agLihG-pr4&mode=related&search=
Part 3
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GpM3mdDHlXE&mode=related&search=
Part 4
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AFKcSOgHzas&mode=related&search=

WARNING!!! PG-13 FOR LANGUAGE

[Venom]

more dave chappelle: Indians

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1f9sTMZdqvs&mode=related&search=

WARNING!! STRONG LANGUAGE!!

[Venom]

this song is great. i love the lyrics

http://grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=1549462

[Venom]

Dave Chappelle: Black Presidents

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sytUPQl_1vg&mode=related&search=

WARNING!!! STRONG LANGUAGE!!

[Venom]

more Dave Chappelle: Held Hostage

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xj9MhEEVt_4&mode=related&search=

WARNING!!! IT'S DAVE SO.... STRONG LANGUAGE!!

[Venom]

more Dave Chappelle. -Scared of Police

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6JAzqggzlhA&mode=related&search=

WARNING!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH... BAD LANGUAGE!!

[Venom]

let me place up the rest of the Dave Chappelle videos i got

Weed Conversation
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y2yqsds0oa8&mode=related&search=

World Series of Dice
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LBc9wa-Uuds&mode=related&search=

Life is Flimsy
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yuuP8TeZZZI&mode=related&search=

2 Much 2 Worry About
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PqiZqgPIdEE&mode=related&search=

People Can't Dance
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YfwtbZJRhrg&mode=related&search=

WARNING!!! IT'S DAVE!! SO EXPECT THE LANGUAGE AND MAYBE SOME OTHER ADULT STUFF!!

[Venom]

powerful chest

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/powerful-chest.html

[Venom]

imagine walking in to visit a sick family member at the hospital to see this:

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/that-killed-him.html

[Venom]

this one is great! off of the new jackass film (i think) coming out soon

http://www.weakgame.com/media_12774_portoprank.html

[Venom]

Mario Bros. Z It's a pretty cool story combining Sonic and Mario Bros. Intro's a bit long but the fighting scenes are awesome.

http://www.weakgame.com/media_12846_mario_bros_4.html

[Venom]

Osama questions Bush

http://www.dump.com/tyfpe/

[Venom]

Jay Leno interviews Bush

http://www.dump.com/lofpe/

[Venom]

That 70's Show Bloopers

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NZrs-nnl7Gg

[Venom]

Robot Chicken: Inspector Gadget

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1159259231/Robot_Chicken_Inspector_Gadget

[monkeyfish]

Are you one of the only ones who post on this thread?? Must be kind of lonely........

[Venom]

yeah kind of, but check out the number of views!

[Venom]

from big tough guy to cops best friend. what tazers can do :lol:

http://www.dump.com/brlre/

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

I've always loved Crab vs. Pipe (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKGjCoxqC5Q), but the poor crab probably didn't.

[Point Blanks]

from big tough guy to cops best friend. what tazers can do :lol:

http://www.dump.com/brlre/

My mom got tazered last week, as part of her police academy training.

[Grungebob]

yeah kind of, but check out the number of views!And most of those views are probably YOU! Venom this thread is self indulgent to the extreme. We all have the ability to surf the net whenever we want. Why do you think it is necessary for you to come in here and link every single thing YOU find interesting? I can see some of this, but jeez! This thread is like your own personal archive of every website you've ever visited. I just now took a look in here and am floored that almost all of the posts are yours.

[Venom]

no, i only come here to post another link. one a day. i´ve had ppl pm me of how they love the vids. ppl have been coming back to view them, but just don´t post most of the time. gbob, if ur stating i should stop this thread, ur an admin so u make the call, but i think if no one liked it, the views would be alot lower than it is.

[Grungebob]

no, i only come here to post another link. one a day. i´ve had ppl pm me of how they love the vids. ppl have been coming back to view them, but just don´t post most of the time. gbob, if ur stating i should stop this thread, ur an admin so u make the call, but i think if no one liked it, the views would be alot lower than it is.I am just making an observation. Not meant to squash your enthusiasm Venom. I do feel that if this thread were really important to people then they would be posting in it, but it seems you do %90 of the posting in this thread. But if all of us surfed the web and posted links to everything we found interesting, wel... you get my drift.

[Venom]

thanks gbob! maybe having said that, more people will comment. how´s this, i´ll place a poll on whether people like it the way it is or if they don´t like it so i can stop posting the links.

[Venom]

My mom got tazered last week, as part of her police academy training.

she like it? :lol: any side effects?

here´s today´s link http://www.killsometime.com/video/video.asp?ID=634

my wife met my girlfriend song

[Venom]

Matrix Reloaded Spoof

http://www.lostvids.com/167/MatrixReloadedSpoof.html

[Tiberius]

Unfortunately Venom, I cannot watch those links from my computer. They called it streaming media and sexually related material and a few other things I missed. Though if it helps, I do want to watch. Maybe tomorrow when I wake up and play around on the internet at home, but with dial up, it is often hard to download videos

[Venom]

Unfortunately Venom, I cannot watch those links from my computer. They called it streaming media and sexually related material and a few other things I missed. Though if it helps, I do want to watch. Maybe tomorrow when I wake up and play around on the internet at home, but with dial up, it is often hard to download videos

cool. you vote?

[Tiberius]

I did now.

[Venom]

thank you very much :thumbsup:

[Venom]

Tenacious D Spiderman Spoof


http://www.lostvids.com/173/TenaciousDSpidermanSpoof.html

[Venom]

terminator 3 spoof

http://www.lostvids.com/198/Terminator3Spoof.html

[Venom]

No Freak In Fries

http://www.lostvids.com/222/NoFreakInFries.html

[Venom]

M (Mario) Is Bad

Ok, i find this video pretty funny. than again, anything with mario is funny :lol:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/311261

WARNING!! Mild Nudity, Extreme Violence, Extreme Adult Themes

[Venom]

Little Birds On A Line

http://www.funlol.com/funpages/little-birds-on-a-power-line.html

[monkeyfish]

I voted the last option (no offense Venom). Some videos are okay, it's just that a lot of them are really innappropriate(did I spell that right?) and I, like many other members are not allowed to view that kind of stuff. Sure the Chuck Norris facts were good and i like the "how it should've ended vids, but I get enough stuff like this from friends at school(and those are appropriate).

[Venom]

i hate you :evil: hehe just kidding. i understand. but some of the older people here may like it. oh well, thanks either way

speaking of mature videos, here's another one.

WARNING!!! FOR MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY!! STRONG LANGUAGE!!

http://www.weakgame.com/media_13160_awesome_the_hedgehog.html

[Venom]

Gay Translator On The Daily Show

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4003/

PG-13 ...I GUESS FOR SOME SEXUAL HUMOR!

[Jotun]

Thanks, Venom. That Daily Show clip was one of the funnier ones I've seen in a while.

[Venom]

you're welcome.

Say Hello To My Little Friend

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3850/

[Venom]

Troops on LSD

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3844/

looks like they had fun.

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

Troops on LSD

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3844/

looks like they had fun.
:rofl:
Up in the tree trying to feed the birds!

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

you're welcome.

Say Hello To My Little Friend

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/3850/
It's not as fast as DW8K though.

[Venom]

lol! i wonder if he made it up.

[Venom]

this one goes for all you skaters! you know you'd want to try this out

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/861/

[Venom]

This is so funny! Copper messes up so bad.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/845/

[Venom]

Lonely Tetris Block

Life after Tetris for many blocks is a hard and unforgiving one. This video reveals the lonely struggle of one Tetris block trying to find a place to fit in.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/806/

[thehandofzarquon]

Lonely Tetris Block

Life after Tetris for many blocks is a hard and unforgiving one. This video reveals the lonely struggle of one Tetris block trying to find a place to fit in.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/806/

And oldie, but a goodie. :D

I love the Mega64 stuff.

[Venom]

there's more? i have to look into it. thanks!

[Venom]

Pulp Hockey Coach

How would Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction do as a hockey coach? I think he is going to take them to the championships.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/766/

[Venom]

Kool-Aid Man Is Back

When a new drug hits the streets the Kool-Aid man springs into action with his own brand of justice. The Kool-Aid man did not learn to bust through walls by being a pansy.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/706/

[Venom]

Woman wrecks her car pulling into garage.

more evidence women can't drive

http://www.yikers.com/video_woman_wrecks_her_gar_pulling_into_garage.html

ALSO:

Someone looks very familiar here.

http://media.funlol.com/content/img/someone-looks-quite-familiar.jpg

[Venom]

Little Alien

this is a bit wierd, but cool


http://www.compfused.com/directlink/572/

[Venom]

Awesome Break In

this is so cool and funny!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1710580

[Venom]

Tequila Commercials

http://www.dorks.com/html/Tequila-Commercials.html

[Venom]

Kitchen Helper Bear

I don't really think he's much help in the kitchen, maybe as a guard dog.

http://www.lazykiller.com/index~id~2538.htm

[Venom]

Top 10 Women Drivers

http://www.lazykiller.com/index~id~2443.htm

[Venom]

A Good Partner is Essential.

http://www.dump.com/frwse/

[Venom]

That's Just The TV

All men need bar friends like this.

http://www.lostvids.com/5992/ThatsJustTheTV.html

[Venom]

The Daily Show on North Korean Nukes

http://www.lazykiller.com/index~id~2879.htm

[Venom]

American Football Team Accidentally Sedated

http://www.lazykiller.com/index~id~2813.htm

[Venom]

Matrix Reloaded Scene... Super Mario Style!!

That's a whole lot of Agent Luigi's

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/4087/

[funrun]

I am sorry for locking this thread, but I cannot see why a site for Heroscape should continue to give bandwidth to a thread that only links to other sites with funny videos on it. I have enjoyed some of the videos myself, but this thread really should not go on here every day, for forever and ever, amen, it's locked and the title is changed.

[netherspirit]

Why not just delete it then?

[funrun]

In case there is a revolt!

(I guess my cover is blown now :razz:.)

I was hoping as no one posts this will get buried and forgotten, then I will delete it or it will get pruned.

[netherspirit]

You can delete it and if anyone asks, I did it. :D