Problems with Valhalla

[ABOMINATION]

Gulp and I were joking a little in the Question Dump thread, and he suggested that we continue this in the HS General section.

Therefore, I want to know what your take is on the politics in Valhalla and such. The economics, and what the generals are doing to avoid lava spills in the Quagmire swamp. ;)

This is just for laughs, too. I don't want one of the generals getting impeached because you went too far. :lol:

[S1R_ART0R1US]

I think it's fairly obvious that Utgar needs to control his immigration problem. He shouldn't take it as far as Vydar of course, but he really needs to rein that in.

[Kroz]

Vydar has been having trouble with water shortages and drought. I mean he just isn't up to date with the latest irrigation.

Einar as well needs to work on domestic security. I mean if one minion could get into his territory and attack his own daughter? That's a pretty bad omen for his security.

[flameslayer93]

I think that the generals do have some strange policies...

Exhibit A: Symmetrical terrain is the only acceptable method of battles for show(I'm looking at BoV;)). What about the mountains?

Number 2: Each system of economy is way too different. I paid 40 points for a legitimate squad yesterday, and now for these Kyrie I have to pay an additional 100 points? What the Hex?

3rd Example: Since when do sworn enemies fight in the same exact army working extra well with each other:confused:?

AE#4's thoughts: Wow, Valhalla looks a lot like Earth. That means we should get like every advantage that Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast will offer. Since we know how to walk on grass(unlike those Soulborgs).

[Chardris1287]

Einar had to start diversifying his army. He was about to recieve a discrimination lawsuite because he had a "Humans Only" policy in place.

[Freezie]

Einar had to start diversifying his army. He was about to recieve a discrimination lawsuite because he had a "Humans Only" policy in place.
Yeah they received some complaints from Gurei-Oni

[machinekng]

Due to the immigration of non-native specisis to Vahalla, new diseases have spread like wildfire. Vydar's medical department can hardly keep up.

Utgar recieves an F on his conservation efforts. First he summons a mob of destructive aliens, and then he lets them infest a continent. It's a small continent, but a continent none the less. Kinda like Europe.

Even though it's five generals versus Utgar, he still seems to have an edge. Come on. Sure, Utgar has a lot of units, but if the allied generals combined their forces, they could easily wipe out Utgar.

The generals have an odd system of honor. They fight battles with armies of the exact same size (point wise) and fight on symetrical battlefields.

Last of all, the generals should wake up and smell the Plutonium and end this war already. If they can snatch soldiers from other worlds right before they die, can't they steal Nuclear warheads right before they're dismantled to conform to Nuclear non-proliferation treaties?

[nate the dawg]

This thread is a hoot!

The silliest bit of it all is that all of these great warriors of Valhalla have a bad habit of sitting there and taking it when some unexpected enemy comes around. I can understand Marcus and Drake not raising a sword against a foe they haven't been given orders to fight; they are soldiers, after all. But, for the life of me, I can't figured out why wild 'n' crazy guys like the marro sit around and wait for the boss-man to point and say "sic'em". (buncha lazy hop heads, I'm tellin ya!)

Valhalla has its advantages, though. For instance, all a viking has to do to get a tactical advantage over Jotun is stand on a rock that's taller than the giant's foot!

Oh, and you gotta love that all of these guys have been gifted with a free, 5% chance to completely ignore the devastating effects of bathing in molten lava, but for some reason it takes flyers a bit of extra effort to land in the snow!

[Extreme Kiwi]

Do Jandar and Einar give their human warriors health care benfits? If Drake feels ill, can he just 'take a sick day' and sit out a battle?

[Utgars_General]

Hell, if you think they should save nukes, I think they should call in the Death Star! It's the only way to be sure...

[drewcula]

Hex, all of the generals should be brought up on war crime charges. It seems pretty unethical to deny the death of another universe's warrior, transporting them involuntarily into another war zone. On a somewhat related thought - I wonder if there are language barriers?

[bumper15]

Why does a viking, with medieval weapons have more attack power than a futuristic alien with a plasma rifle?

Why do powers like Mindshackle have only a minimal chance of working? It seems that it worked when it needed to on Marr. Or Rod of Negation, who knows how many times Morsbane has used it before, at least once that I know of, on Valhalla he can only do it three times. There must be something in the air on Valhalla that tampers with other planet's technology.

[GromBloodboy]

How big is the Bolt of the Witherwood? I mean, why do you carry around anything but auto-kill bullets if their small enough to carry?

[Frylock]

That's it; we need a squad of Diplomats:

Human
Unique Squad
Diplomats
Medium 4

Move:4
Range:1
Attack:1
Defense:2

Negotiation 12
At the end of each round that at least one of your Diplomats is adjacent to at least one of your opponent's Diplomats, roll the 20D. If you roll a 12 or higher, immediately end the game and tally up the points in each army. The player with the most points left wins.

Retaliation
Whenever a Diplomat you control is destroyed, you may immediately take a turn with any army card you control.

[Devil's Advocate]

I would love to know what happened to Vydar the day he summoned Dund and the G Nators. Usually Vydar is by far the best judge of talent based upon who he has drafted (Q9, Q10, Braxas, Krav, Glads/Blasts, etc). Obviously something went drastically wrong the day he summoned Dund and the G Nators. I suspect a few possible explanations:

-Vydar had a medical reaction on that day and was not thinknig clearly

-Other generals sabatoged his real picks that day, leaving him instead with those 2

-He was busy that day and let his Wife summon for him

[Frylock]

I would love to know what happened to Vydar the day he summoned Dund and the G Nators. Usually Vydar is by far the best judge of talent based upon who he has drafted (Q9, Q10, Braxas, Krav, Glads/Blasts, etc). Obviously something went drastically wrong the day he summoned Dund and the G Nators. I suspect a few possible explanations:

-Vydar had a medical reaction on that day and was not thinknig clearly

-Other generals sabatoged his real picks that day, leaving him instead with those 2

-He was busy that day and let his Wife summon for him
I think he was on vacation, and his minions really screwed things up.

[Gulp]

The generals really need to call a temporary cease fire and address some serious issues facing their world. The glaciers are gone. The tundra has almost completely disappeared. It has however revealed vast dungeons with curious shaped stalagmites that some non-experts say resemble small pieces of glaciers.

[Commander GD]

I think Jandar has some issues identifying rank. Why is Drake, who was a mere sargent on Earth, a general of Valhalla? And who sends their general into the Ticilla Jungle alone anyway?

And have you noticed that there are only 6 species of trees on Valhalla? Strange evolution if you ask me.

[Freezie]

I think Jandar has some issues identifying rank. Why is Drake, who was a mere sargent on Earth, a general of Valhalla? And who sends their general into the Ticilla Jungle alone anyway?

I agree. If you want to investigate the Underdark, why wouldn't you send an army, or at least more than just four heroes.
Also, why weren't Vydar or Ullar supplying any heroes to help?

[Chardris1287]

I think Jandar has some issues identifying rank. Why is Drake, who was a mere sargent on Earth, a general of Valhalla? And who sends their general into the Ticilla Jungle alone anyway?

I agree. If you want to investigate the Underdark, why wouldn't you send an army, or at least more than just four heroes.
Also, why weren't Vydar or Ullar supplying any heroes to help?

Reasons to not send your whole army into the underdark...
1. It is an underground cave, and the generals need to defend their territory above ground because the war is still going on. It would suck if Jandar's army comes back from the underground only to find Utgar sitting in Jandar's throne, "Ha ha ha, all your base are belong to us!"
2. smaller parties can travel faster, make less noise, not as easilly detected, and don't need as much supplies as a big army.
3. Why didn't Vydar or Ullar help? Because they got stiffed for DnD heros in the masterset.

[Shockma Ranyk]

What's up with Alpha Prime? It's got some blue/white 'Crons, some red/black Death-ers, and some grey Majors. The Majors are obviously far superior, but each general conveniently summons only the robots that match his/her own color scheme!

[clancampbell]

Is there a return function for the generals? If so why haven't they sent back Dund, Taro, or the Deathwalkers.

[flameslayer93]

Is there a return function for the generals? If so why haven't they sent back Dund, Taro, or the Deathwalkers.

They lost the receipt;).

Anybody knows what happens to the bodies of killed figures? When figures die, they just magically vanish or something?

[bumper15]

They lost the receipt;).

Anybody knows what happens to the bodies of killed figures? When figures die, they just magically vanish or something?

They die, and then come back for the next battle.

It's like the real Valhalla.

[Takanuva]

What are your thoughts on the law suit between Ullar and Vydar? You know, about with the pollution and all, and how Vydar's killing the forest. It'll be interesting to see how that turns out. Then again, Vydar's on better terms with Utgar than most, and he doesn't seem to care what montrosities lurk in his ranks, so he might negotiate a trade for a lawyer or two...

[Takanuva]

I think Jandar has some issues identifying rank. Why is Drake, who was a mere sargent on Earth, a general of Valhalla? And who sends their general into the Ticilla Jungle alone anyway?

I agree. If you want to investigate the Underdark, why wouldn't you send an army, or at least more than just four heroes.
Also, why weren't Vydar or Ullar supplying any heroes to help?

Vydar and Ullar were still in court.

[Jexik]

MrBistro's "Valhalla Times" was into asking just these sorts of questions. He especially thought stuff like the killer fog from RotV would make for an interesting newspaper.

[arp12]

And why does a sword-wielding agent love an alien dog, anyway?

What's up with Alpha Prime? It's got some blue/white 'Crons, some red/black Death-ers, and some grey Majors. The Majors are obviously far superior, but each general conveniently summons only the robots that match his/her own color scheme!
I think the generals might paint their soulborgs once they summon them.

[Whitearrow]

Honestly, whenever there is group of around 15 beings in a cave, why are three of them always mindshacked by Ne-Gok-Sa, and what prevents them from killing each other instead of voting one to be paralyzed, then temporarily losing one of their own?

And why do they always do this to a random group of warriors, and make it as if it was some sort of game?

[Knight of Scape]

Honestly, whenever there is group of around 15 beings in a cave, why are three of them always mindshacked by Ne-Gok-Sa, and what prevents them from killing each other instead of voting one to be paralyzed, then temporarily losing one of their own?

And why do they always do this to a random group of warriors, and make it as if it was some sort of game?
And why don't they let people who were paralyzed during the night vote? If the puppets paralyzed them, they're probably warriors.

[Chilling Touch]

Do they have any other holiday's on Valhalla then Halloween? I mean, they dress up as werewolves, vampires, robots, ghosts, knights, monks, lizards, vipers, elves, and goblins. And this is every day!

These people must have some problems. I mean, cant they have a nice valentines day or somthing?

[yamissflash]

Do they have any other holiday's on Valhalla then Halloween? I mean, they dress up as werewolves, vampires, robots, ghosts, knights, monks, lizards, vipers, elves, and goblins. And this is every day!

These people must have some problems. I mean, cant they have a nice valentines day or somthing?

Thats becuase God took Saint Valentine before any of the generals did. Also, how long do court cases take in Valhalla? Vydar is taking too much time getting the right lawyers and not enough time getting troops.

[ABOMINATION]

MrBistro's "Valhalla Times" was into asking just these sorts of questions. He especially thought stuff like the killer fog from RotV would make for an interesting newspaper.
You don't know how much I miss those. Classic humor, and pure genius. Too bad they haven't been here for awhile.


Speaking of that killer fog, what does the Valhallan Convention have to say about this?

Also, how dumb is Drake to consistenly walk into NGS's traps? When will he learn?

...more like Private Drake, if you ask me. ;)

[Odin_Osgard]

They lost the receipt;).

Anybody knows what happens to the bodies of killed figures? When figures die, they just magically vanish or something?

They die, and then come back for the next battle.

It's like the real Valhalla.


Yeah that real Valhalla. I went there last summer....:lol:;)

[Chilling Touch]

Syvarris- "I hate fighting zombies. Can they at least get some hit zones, or a breath mint for crying out loud?

[StarofEarendil]

They lost the receipt;).

Anybody knows what happens to the bodies of killed figures? When figures die, they just magically vanish or something?

They die, and then come back for the next battle.

It's like the real Valhalla.
Syvarris dies fighting Q9 in Valhalla, when Ullar has a dream and summons Syvarris to him.
Ullar : "Haven't I summoned you before?"

[Kroz]

Valhalla has its advantages, though. For instance, all a viking has to do to get a tactical advantage over Jotun is stand on a rock that's taller than the giant's foot!


No no...being a bit higher than his foot means that he's might be able to reach more "vital" regions of Jotun thus making his attack raise!

Anyways, it's taking Vydar so long to summon a good lawyer because Utgar already summoned all of them. ;)

[LordEsenwienIV]

hmmmmm.... Problems with Valhalla

Well there is a war.:lol:

[lefton4ya]

I don't like that the entire economy is build on human trafficking and forcing people to fighting war they know nor care nothing about. And it is a pointless war to begin with, focused only on greed and getting natural resources that wont even help out their economy - but they want it just so others don't get it. One ring to rule them all I say. All the generals are power-hungry warlords (especially Jandar & Utgar) who will step on the backs of people know matter where they are from or what time they are from.

I don't even want to go into how taking all the historical earth figures is altering our timeline and causing multiple extra dimensions that will ultimately collapse our universe. At least now they are taking people from places outside Earth like Eberron, but that is just selfish thinking for us Earthlings, as taking people from Eberron is ruining campaigns in that universe as well. The war will never end until we can find a way for them to cut off recruitment from other worlds and they do not have any more new characters in their world - that will be both as sad and victorious day for all.

[airdroppers]

How come Q9 can hide in a bush but the Hydra can't ?

Come on, they are both the same size and the Hydra is green for crying out loud!

[Wabikishko]

And where might i ask are the corpses going after the battle? the answer is obvious, utgar is gathering them to build an army of super zombies for a final assault, it is obviously the only reasonable answer.

[Chardris1287]

Global warming has really affected Valhalla. Hardly any battlefield's have snow and ice present. But there is always room for water. If the polar ice caps melt, what will become of the poor dzu-teh?

[Whitearrow]

Global warming has really affected Valhalla. Hardly any battlefield's have snow and ice present. But there is always room for water. If the polar ice caps melt, what will become of the poor dzu-teh?

They become Quasatch Hunters and move to the jungle.

But how can the environment of Valhalla stand an additional surplus of potentially billions of people? It just seems like it'd be just people starving everywhere. Or is that what happens to the corpses...

[Rich10]

Global warming has really affected Valhalla. Hardly any battlefield's have snow and ice present. But there is always room for water. If the polar ice caps melt, what will become of the poor dzu-teh?It got so bad, they melted down the GIE for drinking water.

[Dredd Stev]

Global warming has really affected Valhalla. Hardly any battlefield's have snow and ice present. But there is always room for water. If the polar ice caps melt, what will become of the poor dzu-teh?It got so bad, they melted down the GIE for drinking water.

To bad it kept turning the water to ice, which then healed the GIE on his next activation...

[Fedex worker]

Silly people! Global warming cant happen because GIE will just turn all the water to ice, and when it starts to melt he'll just freeze it again.

[Souron]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?

[Kroz]

Eat them obviously because there won't be any food left.

[ABOMINATION]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?
Slave labor will be needed to rebuild. :whistle:

[Warlord Alpha]

Rebuild what? Most of the battles are fought on open fields, and nothing ever really gets destroyed.

[ABOMINATION]

Rebuild what? Most of the battles are fought on open fields, and nothing ever really gets destroyed.
Ever notice that there are no crops? All those castles (especially ruined ones...)? Furthermore, I'm sure there are battles that are not being reported by the newspapers because of governmental interference. Ghastly war pics might very well end the war, and the only way that the 6 generals stay in power is because of the war. It simply wouldn't do to have it end yet. ;)

[flameslayer93]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?

Actually, the Valkyrie are supposed to meet their end of the bargain and send them back with the power to prevent their deaths.

[Whitearrow]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?

Actually, the Valkyrie are supposed to meet their end of the bargain and send them back with the power to prevent their deaths.

Wouldn't that just cause a time-ending paradox due to some of those heroes never existing, yet existing at the same time? Or at least an alternate reality? Because the death of one hero might mean that another is never born...

[flameslayer93]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?

Actually, the Valkyrie are supposed to meet their end of the bargain and send them back with the power to prevent their deaths.

Wouldn't that just cause a time-ending paradox due to some of those heroes never existing?
:confused:What?:confused:

[Whitearrow]

My only question is, what the heck are they gonna do with all the troops once the wars over?

Actually, the Valkyrie are supposed to meet their end of the bargain and send them back with the power to prevent their deaths.

Wouldn't that just cause a time-ending paradox due to some of those heroes never existing?
:confused:What?:confused:

Well, if one hero dies, then the partner to the soldier that kills him five generations later makes another hero. But if he lives, then both die and the second hero is never created.

So hero 2 exists yet doesn't at the same time. So it couldn't be the same reality. A paradox!

[Commander GD]

Wouldn't that just cause a time-ending paradox due to some of those heroes never existing?
:confused:What?:confused:

Well, if one hero dies, then the partner to the soldier that kills him five generations later makes another hero. But if he lives, then both die and the second hero is never created.

So hero 2 exists yet doesn't at the same time. So it couldn't be the same reality. A paradox!

For example, Einar sends the 10th Regiment of Foot home to earth. Lets say that they win the revolutionary war due to a shocking number of redcoats not dying. Now, Sargent Drake doesn't exist because America never became independant....and if Drake wasn't on Valhalla perhaps the allies wouldn't win the war...

[Killer Lawnmower]

Wouldn't that just cause a time-ending paradox due to some of those heroes never existing?
:confused:What?:confused:

Well, if one hero dies, then the partner to the soldier that kills him five generations later makes another hero. But if he lives, then both die and the second hero is never created.

So hero 2 exists yet doesn't at the same time. So it couldn't be the same reality. A paradox!

For example, Einar sends the 10th Regiment of Foot home to earth. Lets say that they win the revolutionary war due to a shocking number of redcoats not dying. Now, Sargent Drake doesn't exist because America never became independant....and if Drake wasn't on Valhalla perhaps the allies wouldn't win the war...


I get it now...too funny!;)

[jschild]

I just want to know who mows all that grass, they always keep it nice and flat.

[arp12]

Maybe they just have a lot of cows. :shrug:

[Killer Lawnmower]

I think they borrowed all of Utgar's Lawnmowers.:roll:

[Kroz]

No...Kelda refused to refuel them! ;)

[Dredd Stev]

Her and Kovia are such priss'

[rednax]

Rebuild what? Most of the battles are fought on open fields, and nothing ever really gets destroyed.

Well the Ruins must have come from something right?

~Rednax

[Chilling Touch]

Well, dedicating your life to stop evil is one thing, but obsessing over it is quite another. I think it's time for Jandar to get a girl mate.

[Grimfang]

Rebuild what? Most of the battles are fought on open fields, and nothing ever really gets destroyed.

Well the Ruins must have come from something right?

~Rednax
I'd like to think that's the way they were built. Because they knew nothing ever gets destroyed, they wanted to show the legitimacy of the battles by building already destroyed monuments.... Clever little kyries :o

[MarroCloner164]

Rebuild what? Most of the battles are fought on open fields, and nothing ever really gets destroyed.

Well the Ruins must have come from something right?

~Rednax
I'd like to think that's the way they were built. Because they knew nothing ever gets destroyed, they wanted to show the legitimacy of the battles by building already destroyed monuments.... Clever little kyries :o

Or they are just really bad at making walls.

Also, about the whole "global warming" - if it is real, then why are all of the lava fields gone as well as the glaciers?

Maybe they are stuck in some kind of a "global universal standardization", with no extremes either way.

-MarroCloner 164

[Dragoloth]

I just want to know who mows all that grass, they always keep it nice and flat.

It's not mowed, it's trampled flat.

[FieldMarshal]

I just want to know who mows all that grass, they always keep it nice and flat.

It's not mowed, it's trampled flat.

By who? All the flying Kyrie?

[Kroz]

I just want to know who mows all that grass, they always keep it nice and flat.

It's not mowed, it's trampled flat.

By who? All the flying Kyrie?

No...by those nasty romans.

[Tagawa]

I just want to know who mows all that grass, they always keep it nice and flat.

It's not mowed, it's trampled flat.

By who? All the flying Kyrie?
No, the kyrie are walking so they can get th road bonus. And since the kyrie fly the roads get overgrown so there is no roads and it's all grass. But actuall the roads were never built because kyrie fly. ;)

Another paradox.

[GromBloodboy]

How long is it going to be untill Saylind, Atalga, and the rest of the Protectors side with Einar? I mean, look at their helmets, if that does not scream historical, I don't know what does....

[Warlord Alpha]

Maybe they just stole them from Einar so they wouldn't have to join?

[Kroz]

Maybe they just stole them from Einar so they wouldn't have to join?

Einar was dealing under the table arms deals with the enemies. That's why Utgar sent in his minion to knock off kiova to send Einar the message. He got the message alright and switched sides.

[Chardris1287]

How long is it going to be untill Saylind, Atalga, and the rest of the Protectors side with Einar? I mean, look at their helmets, if that does not scream historical, I don't know what does....

their helmets seem to match Ullar's Crest to me. I mean so long as they are looking to the ground...Oh! a penny! :O

[machinekng]

The problem with ruins.

Since Vahalla's only sentient warfaring beings, the Kyrie, are capable of massive flight (you could build a wall 50 hexes high, and Raein could breach it) why are there walls? They seeem rather pointless, as the Kyrie did not have cannot or apparently seige weapons (wouldn't we have seen them if they were there?) walls are a waste of good stone.

Yet, there are random decade old ruins everywhere.

Why? Do Kyrie have a fetish for random walls?

A second problem.

Why does Einar summon soldiers that are the direct enemies of Jandar's troops? The late-18th century British and Americans did not get along very well.

[GFS trooper]

The problem with ruins.

Since Vahalla's only sentient warfaring beings, the Kyrie, are capable of massive flight (you could build a wall 50 hexes high, and Raein could breach it) why are there walls? They seeem rather pointless, as the Kyrie did not have cannot or apparently seige weapons (wouldn't we have seen them if they were there?) walls are a waste of good stone.

Yet, there are random decade old ruins everywhere.

Why? Do Kyrie have a fetish for random walls?

A second problem.

Why does Einar summon soldiers that are the direct enemies of Jandar's troops? The late-18th century British and Americans did not get along very well.

The reason is that be for the valkyrie the Kyrie did not know that there wings where for flight but thought they where looking pretty.

[SonOfDumbledore]

I believe I have discovered a conspiracy. As we know, Ullar and Vydar have had a "rocky relationship." So, Ullar sends Deadeye to kill Vydar. He succeeds, but Deadeye is captured, so Ullar doesn't know. Some kyrie lookalike stands in for Vydar, so panic is not created. This is why Vydar hasn't had any new troops in a while.

[Whitearrow]

I believe I have discovered a conspiracy. As we know, Ullar and Vydar have had a "rocky relationship." So, Ullar sends Deadeye to kill Vydar. He succeeds, but Deadeye is captured, so Ullar doesn't know. Some kyrie lookalike stands in for Vydar, so panic is not created. This is why Vydar hasn't had any new troops in a while.

But now how does that kyrie begin to summon more troops? Unless there is another key to summoning troops that Vydar's replacement found out...

[flameslayer93]

I believe I have discovered a conspiracy. As we know, Ullar and Vydar have had a "rocky relationship." So, Ullar sends Deadeye to kill Vydar. He succeeds, but Deadeye is captured, so Ullar doesn't know. Some kyrie lookalike stands in for Vydar, so panic is not created. This is why Vydar hasn't had any new troops in a while.

But now how does that kyrie begin to summon more troops? Unless there is another key to summoning troops that Vydar's replacement found out...

Which is where that new general comes in.

[Shockma Ranyk]

I believe I have discovered a conspiracy. As we know, Ullar and Vydar have had a "rocky relationship." So, Ullar sends Deadeye to kill Vydar. He succeeds, but Deadeye is captured, so Ullar doesn't know. Some kyrie lookalike stands in for Vydar, so panic is not created. This is why Vydar hasn't had any new troops in a while.

But now how does that kyrie begin to summon more troops? Unless there is another key to summoning troops that Vydar's replacement found out...

Which is where that new general comes in.
:rofl:

[Chardris1287]

The problem with Valhalla is a new general arises to suck up troops when poor Aquilla's army is dwarfed (wordplay intended) in comparrison to the other generals.

[gorthan313]

The problem with Valhalla is a new general arises to suck up troops when poor Aquilla's army is dwarfed (wordplay intended) in comparrison to the other generals.



Yeah, because we all know four SQUADS, two of them two-man squads, is really going to help ol' Valky take the Heroscape world by storm:lol:!


:p

[yamissflash]

The problem with ruins.

Since Vahalla's only sentient warfaring beings, the Kyrie, are capable of massive flight (you could build a wall 50 hexes high, and Raein could breach it) why are there walls? They seeem rather pointless, as the Kyrie did not have cannot or apparently seige weapons (wouldn't we have seen them if they were there?) walls are a waste of good stone.

Yet, there are random decade old ruins everywhere.

Why? Do Kyrie have a fetish for random walls?

Previous troll immigration problem.

[Kroz]

It wasn't trolls, it was a GG infestation.

[YoYoCheese]

A second problem.

Why does Einar summon soldiers that are the direct enemies of Jandar's troops? The late-18th century British and Americans did not get along very well.

Which is why you would never draft the 4th Mass. and the 10th Regiment in the same army.

[Toad Rocket]

I also think there is something funny with the water or food causing mental instability. While else would you see cross general bonding?

Like Romans to Marros? Or Death Knights to Venocs?

[HSLuv]

I also think there is something funny with the water or food causing mental instability. While else would you see cross general bonding?

Like Romans to Marros? Or Death Knights to Venocs?
Maybe the Warlords are just that good of leaders they can cross the species boundary and command troops they never used to in their home world :shrug:

[Chardris1287]

Airborne elite looks at Marcus Decimus Gallus masterfully command his troops on the battlefield and says to his para-buddy.
"I don't know who that guy is, but I suddenly wanna follow him, he's got CHARISMA!"

[Toad Rocket]

I also think there is something funny with the water or food causing mental instability. While else would you see cross general bonding?

Like Romans to Marros? Or Death Knights to Venocs?
Maybe the Warlords are just that good of leaders they can cross the species boundary and command troops they never used to in their home world :shrug:

Then man, those Romans sure are dumb.

"Hey look, this freaky alien monster thing is telling us what to do. I guess we should obey and start marching."

[HSLuv]

I also think there is something funny with the water or food causing mental instability. While else would you see cross general bonding?

Like Romans to Marros? Or Death Knights to Venocs?
Maybe the Warlords are just that good of leaders they can cross the species boundary and command troops they never used to in their home world :shrug:

Then man, those Romans sure are dumb.

"Hey look, this freaky alien monster thing is telling us what to do. I guess we should obey and start marching."
That's how the Roman soldiers were trained ;) or maybe their just that scared of the freaky alien that they do what their told out of fear.

[Chardris1287]

The marro are one with the force. How else does ne-gok-sa mind shackle his victims? He just waves his hand. "I am not the one you want to kill." ah, yes the good ol' marro mindshackle trick.

[HSLuv]

The marro are one with the force. How else does ne-gok-sa mind shackle his victims? He just waves his hand. "I am not the one you want to kill." ah, yes the good ol' marro mindshackle trick.
Well if you read the bios, Marro leaders have psychic powers, so maybe ALL Marro leaders, like even Me-Burq-Sa can use Mind Shackle, its only hardened veterens like Ne-Gok-Sa and Kee-Mo-Shi who can do Mind Shackle in the heat of battle.

That's solid reasoning right?

[Toad Rocket]

If that were true, shouldnt they be able to bond with every squad?

[DeathDoom]

Why is staring at something so powerful on Valhalla? Me-Burq-Sa, Dund, Gurei Oni, and Torin can all look at something and whoop it.

Is the war just a really BA staring contest?

EDIT: Me-Burq-Sa plays peekaboo with medium and small figures. But when he moves his hands away from his eyes they're terrified by his ugliness. Right?

[Chardris1287]

The marro are one with the force. How else does ne-gok-sa mind shackle his victims? He just waves his hand. "I am not the one you want to kill." ah, yes the good ol' marro mindshackle trick.
Well if you read the bios, Marro leaders have psychic powers, so maybe ALL Marro leaders, like even Me-Burq-Sa can use Mind Shackle, its only hardened veterens like Ne-Gok-Sa and Kee-Mo-Shi who can do Mind Shackle in the heat of battle.

That's solid reasoning right?

Something like that. The marro have an indecipherable language so they communicate telepathically. I did see a webisode about Kee-Mo-Shi though. She mindshackled people by putting amulets on them.

[Chardris1287]

The problem with Valhalla, A new general like Valkrill joins in the game right at the same time when everyone else gets ready to quit. "hey guys, I brought my army...what? What do you mean I'm not gonna get any more than a few units?"

[gorthan313]

If that were true, shouldnt they be able to bond with every squad?



"The Force has a powerful effect on the weak-minded." -Obi-Wan Kenobi


Maybe the Romans are just dumber than the other squads:lol:?

[machinekng]

If that were true, shouldnt they be able to bond with every squad?



"The Force has a powerful effect on the weak-minded." -Obi-Wan Kenobi


Maybe the Romans are just dumber than the other squads:lol:?

I think the Romans are just sellouts.

They'll follow any Warlord who waves a paycheck in their faces.

[flameslayer93]

Hooray, this thread is alive again:D

Edit: I could drop so much rep on this thread it isn't funny;)

[Robber]

supply lines to all troops have been cut off. corn feilds seemed to be visited by aliens. Each said 4 letters.

W
O
T
C

[rednax]

The Mezzodemons have been struck by a disease that causes them to shed their exoskeletons. Frost Giants, Ice Trolls, and Masters of the Hunt are now adapting to use their shedded exoskeletons as armor.

~Rednax

[jsmkd]

What happens to the plane that the AE jump from? and why do the not drop more form it?

[ironmyron]

What happens to the plane that the AE jump from? and why do the not drop more form it?

It's really simple.... Valkyries carry them into battle. :lol: :headbang: :headbang: :word:

[Kaiser Cat]

What happens to the plane that the AE jump from? and why do the not drop more form it?

It's really simple.... Valkyries carry them into battle. :lol: :headbang: :headbang: :word:
It's funny because, according to the AE bio, that's actually what happens. Except it's regular Kyrie, not the Generals.

[machinekng]

What happens to the plane that the AE jump from? and why do the not drop more form it?

It's really simple.... Valkyries carry them into battle. :lol: :headbang: :headbang: :word:
It's funny because, according to the AE bio, that's actually what happens. Except it's regular Kyrie, not the Generals.

If the generals can summon entire armies to Valhalla, why don't they whip up some planes. I mean, would you rather have a sweet jet or a couple of Kyrie.