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RabSheila
November 10th, 2009, 07:27 AM
"Sgt. Rock," a long-gestating movie project based on the DC Comics World War II hero, is moving forward -- by going into the future.

Until now, the feature version has retained its World War II setting, with producer Joel Silver and Warner Bros. trying to make a big-budget action adventure movie that was a throwback to flicks like "The Dirty Dozen," which feature acts of American derring-do.

But a big budget always was an obstacle and, "Inglourious Basterds" notwithstanding, period war movies have not been in vogue in Hollywood for years, unless it was a more serious contemplation of the subject like "Saving Private Ryan."

Also, American jingoism went out of style after 9/11; even this summer's G.I. Joe movie dropped the toy's "A Real American Hero" tagline and made the action team internationally focused.

The studio hopes moving the time period to the future solves the dilemma. Francis Lawrence ("I Am Legend") is attached to direct the film, which has been in development for nearly 20 years. Chad St. John will write the script.

What a bunch of crap. Let's screw up one more iconic hero/series. The future? He's going to the future? What, is he going to go there in a DeLorean? It sounds like they briefly had it right when they were thinking of making it a big budget action adventure flick paying homage to films like the Dirty Dozen. But, no. That's too much like it should be. It needs to change and be "edgy." They'll probably sign Kid Rock to play Sgt. Rock. Why not? They both have the same last name. It'll be brilliant.

Stupid Hollywood.

End of Rant.

Messenger
November 10th, 2009, 08:36 AM
Maybe they confused Sgt. Rock with Sgt. Drake? I imagine a conversation like this:


Hollywood Exec #1: "Let's do a movie about Sgt. Rock."

Hollywood Exec #2: "Sgt. Drake, the character from Heroscape? Yeah that'd be great!"

Hollywood Exec #1: "No, Sgt. Rock from World War II."

Hollywood Exec #2: "And we can show how Jandar teleports him to Valhalla right before he dies!!"

Hollywood Exec #1: "Put down those plastic toys, and that crack pipe. Sgt Rock wasn't teleported to any futuristic pretend-land."

Hollywood Exec #2: "If Sgt. Drake can fight Drow Elves from DnD, then why can't Sgt. Rock be transported into the future?"

Hollywood Exec #1: "...fine."

RabSheila
November 10th, 2009, 09:07 AM
I just hope that this statement:

Also, American jingoism went out of style after 9/11; even this summer's G.I. Joe movie dropped the toy's "A Real American Hero" tagline and made the action team internationally focused.

doesn't mean the upcoming Captain America movie will be renamed Captain Everynation and he fights some cartel of evil bakers instead of Nazis.

Claws of Death
November 10th, 2009, 09:45 AM
My dad liked Sgt. rock as a kid. I don't know what made them revivive him. Hardly anyone remembers him.

RabSheila
November 10th, 2009, 10:04 AM
My dad liked Sgt. rock as a kid. I don't know what made them revivive him. Hardly anyone remembers him.

I disagree. Not counting his appearances in "Our Army At War", "G.I. Combat" and other comics, here are a few of his other books:

Sgt. Rock's Prize Battle Tales (1964) 1 issue
Sgt. Rock (1977) 121 issues
Sgt. Rock Annual (1982) 3 issues
Sgt. Rock Special (1988 21 issues
Sgt. Rock Special (1992) 2 issues
Sgt. Rock Between Hell and a Hard Place HC (2003)
Sgt. Rock The Prophecy (2006) 6 issues
Sgt. Rock The Last Battalion 6 issues

He’s been around since 1959 and had a series released as recently as last year. Looks to me like lots of people besides your dad remember him or else they wouldn’t keep making books about him.

J4Jandar
November 10th, 2009, 10:11 AM
I just hope that this statement:

Also, American jingoism went out of style after 9/11; even this summer's G.I. Joe movie dropped the toy's "A Real American Hero" tagline and made the action team internationally focused.

doesn't mean the upcoming Captain America movie will be renamed Captain Everynation and he fights some cartel of evil bakers instead of Nazis.

Or Captain Politically Correct or Team World Captain or...:roll:

Claws of Death
November 10th, 2009, 10:14 AM
My dad liked Sgt. rock as a kid. I don't know what made them revivive him. Hardly anyone remembers him.

I disagree. Not counting his appearances in "Our Army At War", "G.I. Combat" and other comics, here are a few of his other books:

Sgt. Rock's Prize Battle Tales (1964) 1 issue
Sgt. Rock (1977) 121 issues
Sgt. Rock Annual (1982) 3 issues
Sgt. Rock Special (1988 21 issues
Sgt. Rock Special (1992) 2 issues
Sgt. Rock Between Hell and a Hard Place HC (2003)
Sgt. Rock The Prophecy (2006) 6 issues
Sgt. Rock The Last Battalion 6 issues

He’s been around since 1959 and had a series released as recently as last year. Looks to me like lots of people besides your dad remember him or else they wouldn’t keep making books about him.
Huh? Well, my dad obviously stopped reading comics once he turned my age. ;)

Aldin
November 10th, 2009, 10:52 AM
Sgt. Rock is the iconic American "Sarge". I suppose the problem is that Americans no longer really agree on who our military enemies are and they don't want to mine the historic Nazi hate one more time. It probably got greenlighted in the surge of nationalistic patriotism we saw after 9/11, but has fractured in the politically messy aftermath.

I was certainly a fan of the Sarge growing up, and I think I would actively avoid a movie with him as a toned-down, politically-neutral, cigarette-avoiding international figure.

~Aldin, who skipped GI Joe too

RabSheila
November 10th, 2009, 11:04 AM
I suppose the problem is that Americans no longer really agree on who our military enemies are and they don't want to mine the historic Nazi hate one more time.

They better not see Inglourious Basterds, then. That's chock full of Nazi Hate. (Great movie in my opinion. I'm always up for some Nazi Hate.)

Sgt. Rock is the iconic American "Sarge".

I couldn't agree with you more.