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Onacara
July 1st, 2009, 11:41 PM
You know you wouldn't have to worry about zombies if you refrained from necromancy.

Drumline3469
July 1st, 2009, 11:45 PM
You know you wouldn't have to worry about zombies if you refrained from necromancy.


Aaaand, that's a new sig. If we all followed this advice, the world would be a much better place.

RabSheila
July 2nd, 2009, 11:19 AM
Equipment? Who needs equipment? Who do you think is responsible for this Zombie plague? (evil maniacal laughter)

Bonecrusher
July 2nd, 2009, 11:28 AM
Only weapon would be a Queglix gun. It always seems to take care of the zombies. ;)

braveheart101
July 2nd, 2009, 12:30 PM
weapons:
Minigun
grenades
Double Machetes

Gear:
Backpack
first aid kit
Tons of other junk I am too lazy to type.

Mount:
Dragon with black spiky armor and a orc wielded machine gun turret on the back ;)

SuperflyTNT
July 2nd, 2009, 12:44 PM
You know you wouldn't have to worry about zombies if you refrained from necromancy.


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Onacara again.


Truer words may have never been spoken!

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 01:05 PM
Mount:
Dragon with black spiky armor and a orc wielded machine gun turret on the back ;)

Because those are easy to come by....is that in the Seasonal section at Walmart?

Einar's puppy
July 2nd, 2009, 01:25 PM
Mount:
Dragon with black spiky armor and a orc wielded machine gun turret on the back ;)

Because those are easy to come by....is that in the Seasonal section at Walmart?
On their website it's listed under "Novelty Items."

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 2nd, 2009, 01:40 PM
I would want:

An axe

A handgun with ammo

Ammo

Magazines for my spare time

Water, and MREs (That way I'll have toilet paper, just in case the food runs out.)

To stumble upon a couple living marines with a huge weapon depot and plenty of ammo.

SuperflyTNT
July 2nd, 2009, 03:01 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 2nd, 2009, 03:10 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

Disposable Hero
July 2nd, 2009, 03:17 PM
A flamethrower
A rocket launcher
A chainsaw
A machete
A very large duffel bag
A Hummer or a Deathstalker Tank

Cavalier
July 2nd, 2009, 03:20 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.
But you must realize that a rifle has a much longer range and is more accurate at said range. I'd rather get the head shot at 250 yards.

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 03:27 PM
We must all realize that when people die..they stay dead...unlike this thread. :roll:

SuperflyTNT
July 2nd, 2009, 03:37 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

You're out of your mind. It's a hell of a lot harder to crack someone in the dome than you think, especially with a short-sight handgun which may or may not be very accurate. A rifle is inherently more accurate, less prone to misloads (especially if it's not an AR-15) and is without a doubt a better weapon. Handguns are the weapon of last resort - the proof is that the US (really, every military in the world) does not issue handguns to their troops, they issue battle rifles.

A 9mm will cut a bleeding hole in someone but depending on where you pop 'em they may still have fight left in 'em. A rifle will knock them dead. Furthermore, most handguns have limited ammunition in their magazines compared to...let's say...my AK-47 which has a 75-round drum on it, can shoot through trees and light walls whereas my best handgun, a FiveSeven has 20 rounds of ammunition in it, which is as much as you're going to get in a handgun without one of those glock or 1911 race-gun mags that hold 30 but make the gun really unwieldy.

Go back to playing World At War or Halo, let the real gun talk sit with the people that are proficient in weapons or those who entered military service.

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 2nd, 2009, 03:39 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

You're out of your mind.

A 9mm will cut a bleeding hole in someone but depending on where you pop 'em they may still have fight left in 'em. A rifle will knock them dead. Furthermore, most handguns have limited ammunition in their magazines compared to...let's say...my AK-47 which has a 75-round drum on it, can shoot through trees and light walls whereas my best handgun, a FiveSeven has 20 rounds of ammunition in it, which is as much as you're going to get in a handgun without one of those glock or 1911 race-gun mags that hold 30 but make the gun really unwieldy.

The whole point of finding living marines with a huge cash of weapons and ammo.;)

But do you think you could be shot in the head by a 9 mm and survive?

Ty the Awasome
July 2nd, 2009, 03:46 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

You're out of your mind.

A 9mm will cut a bleeding hole in someone but depending on where you pop 'em they may still have fight left in 'em. A rifle will knock them dead. Furthermore, most handguns have limited ammunition in their magazines compared to...let's say...my AK-47 which has a 75-round drum on it, can shoot through trees and light walls whereas my best handgun, a FiveSeven has 20 rounds of ammunition in it, which is as much as you're going to get in a handgun without one of those glock or 1911 race-gun mags that hold 30 but make the gun really unwieldy.

The whole point of finding living marines with a huge cash of weapons and ammo.;)

But do you think you could be shot in the head by a 9 mm and survive?

If you're the one shooting? Yeah, then I'd feel pretty good about my chances.

But do you honestly think a handgun is more powerful than a rifle? Are you out of your mind? Onacara's right. If there's people like you to act as my bait, I'm never going to need a gun.

Cavalier
July 2nd, 2009, 03:52 PM
But do you think you could be shot in the head by a 9 mm and survive?
It's happened before.:roll:

Einar's puppy
July 2nd, 2009, 05:08 PM
We must all realize that when people die..they stay dead...unlike this thread. :roll:
You know what, this is a fairly interesting thread for those of us who like to pretend that this might happen. Would you prefer that someone went and made a new thread a bout this because they liked the topic? Really, just stop talking and let the thread be. Sheesh.

WARNING: I am not a weapons expert, nor have I ever held a real gun.

The thing about a hand gun when it comes to anti-zombie survival is that it can still be usefull, but is not the weapon of choice. If you've got one when the zombies take over, grab it and head out along with your rifle or shot gun or whatever else. If you run out of other ammo but there are still zombies near by, bust out the 9mm and take some shots. Here's the progression: Main rifle/shotgun->explosives->pistol->Sword/bat/machete->dead. It would be useful to have, but it wouldn't be the only thing I'd bring in an emergency.

Drumline3469
July 2nd, 2009, 05:41 PM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

You're out of your mind.

A 9mm will cut a bleeding hole in someone but depending on where you pop 'em they may still have fight left in 'em. A rifle will knock them dead. Furthermore, most handguns have limited ammunition in their magazines compared to...let's say...my AK-47 which has a 75-round drum on it, can shoot through trees and light walls whereas my best handgun, a FiveSeven has 20 rounds of ammunition in it, which is as much as you're going to get in a handgun without one of those glock or 1911 race-gun mags that hold 30 but make the gun really unwieldy.

The whole point of finding living marines with a huge cash of weapons and ammo.;)

But do you think you could be shot in the head by a 9 mm and survive?

Do you really think you can hit a sporadically moving zombie in the head with a 9 mm? The thing is, even if your aim is spot-on, which it probably isn't, handguns are a lot less accurate in and of themselves. Your best bet is a shotgun, which may not go EXACTLY where you want it to, but it's still going to do severe damage to anything you point it at. The only disadvantage is the reload time which would be a little more than replacing a clip, except for my bolt-action 16 gauge which actually had a clip. I swear it is a shotgun, not a rifle.

The Walrus King
July 2nd, 2009, 06:37 PM
Can we just stop arguing the logic behind all this? If someone wants to bring along a pistol to the Zombie Apocalypse, then it's their' decision. Who cares if you can't hit a sporadically moving zombie in the head with a 9 mm?
He's just voicing his' own opinion, and doesn't need to be chewed out just 'cuz what he wants to bring is the "insensible" choice. He's just stating his opinion! For all you know these zombies could be more susceptible to pebbles than to guns!



With that off my chest...

1° Weapon- An assault rifle (something top secret the US is prototyping) [laser scope, silencer]
2° Weapon- A super sexy futuristic rocket launcher
[the multi-kill-rockets attachment, ergonomic design]

1° Melee- Super sexy Badass massive 2h sword
[N/A, N/A]
2° Melee- H3 Gravity Hammer ;)
[unlimited battery, N/A]

Backpack-
pebbles :D
first aid kits
some portable super PDA gizmo
communication device to fellow zombie resistance buddies
some of that scent cover-up stuff hunters use
Off! (anti-zombie edition)
a portable impenetrable energy field machine (think Bubble Shield on crack :))
portable Gravity Lift
some flares
night vision goggles
combat mask with rebreathers
my trusty Swiss Army knife
food
LOTS of water
salt (if zombies were taken over by evil snails and slugs)Transportation-
Custom Combat Hummer w/ ground system, spiked tires, ammo rack, minigun, oversized lots-of-horsepower engine, bladed edges, tracking equipment, and hop thrusters... Oh and the bangin' sound system :)

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 2nd, 2009, 08:20 PM
Hey, sporadically moving zombie, with a rifle? I don't think you can do that either. The shotgun is a good choice. But I still think, for sizes sake, the handgun would be the best choice, and reloading isn't an issue. Anything close range and I have to reload, I can break out the axe, and I have a pretty good axe arm.(Chopping wood as a boyscout, eh?) I don't believe that the handgun is an insensible choice, and besides, what would be easier to find in gun tight states, a handgun, or a rifle?;)

Einar's puppy
July 2nd, 2009, 08:24 PM
Hey, sporadically moving zombie, with a rifle? I don't think you can do that either. The shotgun is a good choice. But I still think, for sizes sake, the handgun would be the best choice, and reloading isn't an issue. Anything close range and I have to reload, I can break out the axe, and I have a pretty good axe arm.(Chopping wood as a boyscout, eh?) I don't believe that the handgun is an insensible choice, and besides, what would be easier to find in gun tight states, a handgun, or a rifle?;)
A hunting shotgun. Really, if somewhere won't let you hunt, it's probably not going to let you get a gun that is only useful against other people.

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 08:25 PM
I would take a 9mm along with EP and OYIH and then use the 9mm to shoot them in the leg so I can get a head start :wink:

Ty the Awasome
July 2nd, 2009, 08:26 PM
besides, what would be easier to find in gun tight states, a handgun, or a rifle?

A rifle. How many people actually hunt using a handgun? Which do you think most gun stores are going to carry more of? Handguns or rifles?

All of the reasons you've stated are the reasons that cops carry pistols instead of rifles. But the cops don't want to have to use their guns. That's just a last resort. And when they do pull out their firepower and unload, they don't generally kill too many people. That's the reason cops use the 9 mm pistol. It wounds, but it doesn't kill very often.

Einar's puppy
July 2nd, 2009, 08:28 PM
I would take a 9mm along with EP and OYIH and then use the 9mm to shoot them in the leg so I can get a head start :wink:
You'd have some problems doing that because I would deflect the bullet back at you with my lightsaber. ;)

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 2nd, 2009, 08:31 PM
besides, what would be easier to find in gun tight states, a handgun, or a rifle?

A rifle. How many people actually hunt using a handgun? Which do you think most gun stores are going to carry more of? Handguns or rifles?

All of the reasons you've stated are the reasons that cops carry pistols instead of rifles. But the cops don't want to have to use their guns. That's just a last resort. And when they do pull out their firepower and unload, they don't generally kill too many people. That's the reason cops use the 9 mm pistol. It wounds, but it doesn't kill very often.


Hence the fact that handgun will only last me til I find those marines.;)

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 08:31 PM
I would take a 9mm along with EP and OYIH and then use the 9mm to shoot them in the leg so I can get a head start :wink:
You'd have some problems doing that because I would deflect the bullet back at you with my lightsaber. ;)

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” (http://bavatuesdays.com/hokey-religions-and-ancient-weapons-are-no-match-for-a-good-blaster-at-your-side-kid/)

Drumline3469
July 2nd, 2009, 08:53 PM
I would take a 9mm along with EP and OYIH and then use the 9mm to shoot them in the leg so I can get a head start :wink:
You'd have some problems doing that because I would deflect the bullet back at you with my lightsaber. ;)

“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.” (http://bavatuesdays.com/hokey-religions-and-ancient-weapons-are-no-match-for-a-good-blaster-at-your-side-kid/)


That and the bullet would merely melt since it is not plasma or a beam like blasters and then you would have hot magma flying at your face. Huh? Did you ever think about that?

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 08:56 PM
Did someone say "hot magma"?
http://ericlightborn.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/austin-powers-mike-myers-as-dr-evil4.jpg

The Walrus King
July 2nd, 2009, 10:06 PM
Did someone say "hot magma"?
http://ericlightborn.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/austin-powers-mike-myers-as-dr-evil4.jpg
LOL, Onacara, that's the absolute best post you've had in a while!

So you defect a lightsaber.... with another lightsaber!!!

Firemaster
July 2nd, 2009, 10:16 PM
LOL, Onacara, that's the absolute best post you've had in a while!

So you defect a lightsaber.... with another lightsaber!!!

The question then becomes, where do you defect them to? Russia, or maybe China? I hear North Korea is always looking for nice weapons.

Onacara
July 2nd, 2009, 10:19 PM
Did someone say they were selling weapons?
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/kim-jong-il-in-team-america.jpg

GreenLanturn
July 3rd, 2009, 12:13 AM
Guns:
1. Shotgun
2. More ammo for the shotgun

Melee:
1. Roman Style Body Bunker shield
2. Short Sword (works best when using a shield)

Supplies:
1. Moderately sized flag that says "Alive" in clear writing, it will be up at all times.
2. Food?
3. Knife

Transportation (by preference):
1. Cruise Ship (with a small survival party, basically crew enough to steer)
2. A boat that can be lived on for a couple days at a time.
3. Armored RV type thing.
4. Motorcycle (Fast, needs least fuel)
5. Bullet to the beyond

If we are allowed armor, all I'd really need is some light stuff that covers everywhere. Nothing needs to be heavy duty, zombies don't use guns or other weapons. I'd also accept an Ironman suit.

foofoofun
July 3rd, 2009, 02:13 AM
every one is so silly after all who needs guns when you have BAD DANCING skills if there heads don't explode from pure bad dancing then they will be hypnotized into dancing to then we will dance/walk to the closest military base where they will snipe all the zombies and I will be safe and sound.

Onacara
July 3rd, 2009, 09:21 AM
every one is so silly after all who needs guns when you have BAD DANCING skills if there heads don't explode from pure bad dancing then they will be hypnotized into dancing to then we will dance/walk to the closest military base where they will snipe all the zombies and I will be safe and sound.

I'll take take "57 word sentences with limited punctuation" for $400 Alex.

The Walrus King
July 3rd, 2009, 09:52 AM
OH!!! Gibido, Garo, or Captain's Mask from Zelda Majora's Mask!

http://www.zeldadungeon.net/Zelda06/Enemies/ReDead.jpg

Let the dancing begin!

Claws of Death
July 3rd, 2009, 09:57 AM
Guns:
1. AK-47 (attachment- scope [I have bad aim])
2. compound bow (no attachments)

Melee weapons:
1. The giant tree limb in my backyard
2. a Machete

Supplies:
1. a microwave
2. a small pocket/switchknife (for gutting/skinning food)
3. lots of bottled water (in case I'm not near a water source when the invasion occurs)

Transportation:
1. a motorscooter
2. a VW beetle

Odin_Osgard
July 3rd, 2009, 11:18 AM
every one is so silly after all who needs guns when you have BAD DANCING skills if there heads don't explode from pure bad dancing then they will be hypnotized into dancing to then we will dance/walk to the closest military base where they will snipe all the zombies and I will be safe and sound.

I'll take take "57 word sentences with limited punctuation" for $400 Alex.

Without capitalization...

Killometer
July 3rd, 2009, 03:17 PM
every one is so silly after all who needs guns when you have BAD DANCING skills if there heads don't explode from pure bad dancing then they will be hypnotized into dancing to then we will dance/walk to the closest military base where they will snipe all the zombies and I will be safe and sound.

I'll take take "57 word sentences with limited punctuation" for $400 Alex.

Without capitalization...

Clearly you missed that, Odin. :p And thanks for making me count foofoo's word, Onacara (I had to see if 57 was a guess. Yeah, I'm a little obsessive).

Btw, Ona, you have some rep coming (as soon as I recharge) for the best post in the thread:
The only equipment you need is a bunch of slower friends

Edit: Gotcha! :thumbsup:

Odin_Osgard
July 3rd, 2009, 06:24 PM
every one is so silly after all who needs guns when you have BAD DANCING skills if there heads don't explode from pure bad dancing then they will be hypnotized into dancing to then we will dance/walk to the closest military base where they will snipe all the zombies and I will be safe and sound.

I'll take take "57 word sentences with limited punctuation" for $400 Alex.

Without capitalization...

Clearly you missed that, Odin. :p And thanks for making me count foofoo's word, Onacara (I had to see if 57 was a guess. Yeah, I'm a little obsessive).



I was referring to the beginning of the sentance.

Killometer
July 3rd, 2009, 06:32 PM
I was referring to the beginning of the sentence.

I know. That's why I included :p

;)

Odin_Osgard
July 3rd, 2009, 10:47 PM
I was referring to the beginning of the sentence.

I know. That's why I included :p

;)

Sarcasm and humor don't get far in my head. :confused:

Scapegeek
July 3rd, 2009, 11:06 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

Onacara
July 3rd, 2009, 11:08 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

Scapegeek
July 3rd, 2009, 11:22 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.

Drumline3469
July 4th, 2009, 12:17 AM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

Fuzzie Fuzz
July 4th, 2009, 12:27 AM
Zombies? I'd be one of 'em...
Braaaaaaaaaains...

Scapegeek
July 4th, 2009, 08:35 AM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.

scottishlad5
July 4th, 2009, 09:12 AM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.
Ah, don't worry about that! Onacara's neg rep, is almost expected to each member at least twice on that persons account. So mine as well use up one now!
;)

Zombies....I have a dragon.

SuperflyTNT
July 4th, 2009, 09:13 AM
FYI - A handgun is only useful to fight your way to your rifle.

Semper Fi.


But you must realize that only applies to video games, where weapons do a base damage depending where you hit. In real life, one nice shot with a handgun to the head of a zombie, will kill it.

You're out of your mind.

A 9mm will cut a bleeding hole in someone but depending on where you pop 'em they may still have fight left in 'em. A rifle will knock them dead. Furthermore, most handguns have limited ammunition in their magazines compared to...let's say...my AK-47 which has a 75-round drum on it, can shoot through trees and light walls whereas my best handgun, a FiveSeven has 20 rounds of ammunition in it, which is as much as you're going to get in a handgun without one of those glock or 1911 race-gun mags that hold 30 but make the gun really unwieldy.

The whole point of finding living marines with a huge cash of weapons and ammo.;)

But do you think you could be shot in the head by a 9 mm and survive?

My buddy Shane, in 1993, was shot in the face twice and chest twice, and until I moved from California we chilled at the beach. He was fine. His jaw looks like a lego block, but he's alive and well, married a friend of ours, and has 4 kids.

Onacara
July 4th, 2009, 10:53 AM
oopsies

Onacara
July 4th, 2009, 10:53 AM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.

#1 Michael Jackson is not a Site Supporter so he cannot neg rep you.
#2 He is dead so even if he was a Site Supporter it would be kind of difficult.

Drumline3469
July 4th, 2009, 12:51 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.

#1 Michael Jackson is not a Site Supporter so he cannot neg rep you.
#2 He is dead so even if he was a Site Supporter it would be kind of difficult.


If the world lived by Onocara's wisdom, it would be a much better place. We are blessed to have him around.

foofoofun
July 4th, 2009, 05:30 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.

#1 Michael Jackson is not a Site Supporter so he cannot neg rep you.
#2 He is dead so even if he was a Site Supporter it would be kind of difficult.


If the world lived by Onocara's wisdom, it would be a much better place. We are blessed to have him around.

We say blessed others say cursed.

Firemaster
July 4th, 2009, 06:19 PM
We say blessed others say cursed.

And those who say cursed are probably the reason most say blessed.

finalmix
July 4th, 2009, 08:38 PM
primary weapon: shotgun with sword tied to end.
secondary weapon: ak47 with forged HUGE clip.

primary colse quarters: dual katanas

secondary close quarters: fire whip with gasoline already poured on it.

backpack contents:
MRE's
Water purifier
a lighter
loads of extra ammo
and a lock picking set (for a shelter when i need one)

Transportation: A war machine from some zombie movie I saw with machine gun turrets, places to stick chainsaws out the sides. bulletproof glass. Fully armored with sharpend spikes and blades placed at various locations.

finalmix
July 5th, 2009, 11:58 AM
since I am becoming a good videogame programmer, so I should make a videogame out of this.(I DO know that they made alot of videogames based on fighting zombies, but I want to make my own.) I can even make it so the backpack can only hold so much weight at a time unless you upgrade your backpack. Give me your input.

Buddy Lee
July 5th, 2009, 12:17 PM
Actually, the more I think about it my biggest problem would be deciding what to grab from the "closet".

Decisions, decisions . . .

Buddy Lee

finalmix
July 5th, 2009, 12:23 PM
Anything to kill zombies with.

Bannister
July 7th, 2009, 12:17 PM
A month ago I would have mentioned Michael Jackson and Thriller, but now, I don't know...

You just did.

I mean I would have made a bad joke about it.


Why stop at his expense? It's not like he can get offended.

I was more worried about neg rep.

#1 Michael Jackson is not a Site Supporter so he cannot neg rep you.
#2 He is dead so even if he was a Site Supporter it would be kind of difficult.

Wait? Are you saying Michael Jackson was a zombie? Of course, it all makes perfect sense now.

Bannister

SuperflyTNT
July 7th, 2009, 04:35 PM
And let's not forget these facts:

1. This is not a chilren's site, so he wouldn't even be here to support it.
2. His financial empire is in ruins, so he couldn't drop the 15$ for it anyhow.
3. If the site was Zero Escape and hosted in the UAE, he might have shown up for help with escaping the US and prosecution.
4. Although he is made up of 50% or more plastic, he still doesn't qualify as a toy, thus he's unlikely to find this site.
5. He's dead, and although he had the visage of a zombie while alive he likely wouldn't have come to this site as "Zombie Hunting" would likely be scary for him...he might have felt himself to be a target.
6. There's no prescription painkiller ads on this site, so he certainly couldn't have found us here.

darkeye202
July 8th, 2009, 06:09 PM
Alright, why not?

Primary Weapon - Double-Edged Sword

Secondary Weapon - Longbow

Close Combat - 2 Daggers

Backpack - Suit of Medieval Armor (Try and bite me NOW :lol:)

Transportation - Horse, or if the animals were dead as well... I would carhop.

I'd go for the long haul, no ammo to run out of, (I could make arrows) and no fuel to run out of. In every Zombie movie I've ever seen the survivors were killed because they were bitten randomly, ran out of ammo, or ran out of gas. Sucky way to die. :roll:

Soldier of Fate
July 8th, 2009, 07:02 PM
Primary weapon- claymore:twisted:

Secondry weapon-longbow

close combat1- viking sword

close combat2- nija sword

backpack- survial knife, ramen, flashlight, two kuri, water filters, cell phone, MP3 player, and spare cloths.

transportaion- walking

and any surviers can tag along as long as they dont have any wounds if they have wounds they stay where they are they try to follow me they die:twisted:

King of the Marro
July 8th, 2009, 10:32 PM
Primary: MP5
Secondary: Flamethrower

Close Combat 1: Twin Katana's

Backpack: Food, Ammo, Gasmask, Poison Gas, Warm Clothes, Heroscape (that ones a must)

Transportation: (Hopefully by the time there's a Zombie outbreak, there will be one of these)

http://www.clockworkmachina.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/mg-102_rx-0_unicorn_gundam_01.jpg

Warlord Alpha
July 8th, 2009, 10:53 PM
I'd go for the long haul, no ammo to run out of, (I could make arrows) and no fuel to run out of. In every Zombie movie I've ever seen the survivors were killed because they were bitten randomly, ran out of ammo, or ran out of gas. Sucky way to die. :roll:

Very smart!

As for me...

Primary weapon - anything automatic, like a SMG

Secondary - Compound Bow (for the arrowmaking, I really like that idea)

Close Combat - katana

Who needs a backpack when you have this:


It could hold enough fuel for a long time, and is heavily armored. good luck, zombies :)
http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg226/WarlordAlpha/chupathingy2.jpg

Drumline3469
July 8th, 2009, 11:18 PM
To all categories my answer is this:

http://www.shopmetrospy.com/ppc_promo_images/600_shopmetrospy_tank.jpg

The Gate Keeper
July 9th, 2009, 01:32 AM
Clothing - Regular clothing under chainmail armor (Take that zombies)

Weapons - 10mm Pistol or a Uzi, an a assault rife, and a machete (Both a weapon and a tool)

Back Pack - Millartary Food Rations or what ever you call them (Quick food & Dont taste too bad either from my experince) Ammo and lots of it, Flint, matches, and other fire starting tools, Sewing Kit (for stitching up cuts or mending clothing) Flashlight with lots of batterys or maybe one of the those ones you shake.

If I had a way to generate electricity I would set up 4 tesla coils to a power source and have myself a electric barrier.

C.L.
July 9th, 2009, 03:00 AM
Primary: Chainsaw

Secondary: 12 gauge shotgun

Close Combat 1: Dagger

Close Combat 2: Baseball bat

Backpack: Canned food, Ammo, Clothes, Rope, gasoline, lighter/machetes,
compass, axe, backpacking stove, crowbar, hammer,

Transportation: what ever I could find.

The first thing I would do is get the chainsaw and get a backpack and fill it with stuff I need.
Next is to head to the police station (it is just down the street) to pick up a gun and stock up on ammo, than I would find a two story building and destroy the stairs on my way up then I’d rearrange the second story to make it a fortress during the day I would gather supplies and look for survivors, During the night I would defend my fortress.

Einar Gen.
July 9th, 2009, 09:30 AM
Primary: Machine gun
Secondary: Bazooka

Close combat 1: Hatchet. (Weapon, tool, and medium ranged weapon in an emergency)

Close combat 2: Whatever's lyin' around!

Backpack: Grenades! Lots of grenades! Canned food, bottled water. Matches and lighter. (In this situation, there would be plenty of materials to burn, so the backpacking stove is a bit of a burden) Skillet. Extra ammo. Flashlight.

Transportation: Dirtbike! I'm used to riding them, and they're fast as heck... I'd use what I had with me to setup an HQ, and gather extra materials, ammo, food, and fuel during the day.

southwest ninja
July 9th, 2009, 10:30 AM
Primary: Major Q9
Secondary: Major Q10

Close combat 1: Krug

Close combat 2: Jotun

Backpack: glyph of Healing and a glyph of revive. maybe an X order marked turned into a 4 to sneak in an extra attack.

transportation: I was going to go with theracus but then decided on Brunak so we can kick some ass on the ride!

Chimpy
July 9th, 2009, 12:44 PM
I am surprised no one has mentioned a shark suit yet. If sharks cannot bite through, zombies defiantly cannot get through. There is your best battle wear right there.

Odin_Osgard
July 9th, 2009, 12:59 PM
I am surprised no one has mentioned a shark suit yet. If sharks cannot bite through, zombies defiantly cannot get through. There is your best battle wear right there.

But any heavy armor would become cumbersome.

And shark suits are basically chainmail, I believe.

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 10:22 AM
The best way out of this whole mess would be suicide.
:bang:

Anthasu1
July 13th, 2009, 10:26 AM
The best way out of this whole mess would be suicide.
:bang:

Or since you obviously don't care, we could sacrifice you and sneak out the back door while the Zombies murder you. ;)

Personally, I'm a fan off Shotguns Vs. Zombies.

bmaczero
July 13th, 2009, 11:02 AM
A shotgun, a shovel, and a sailboat. That's all you need ;).

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 11:32 AM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?

scottishlad5
July 13th, 2009, 11:58 AM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?

Drumline3469
July 13th, 2009, 12:12 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 13th, 2009, 12:14 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

Oh, and let's not forget that it was once part of a living human being.;)

scottishlad5
July 13th, 2009, 12:17 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

Oh, and let's not forget that it was once part of a living human being.;)

But now, its different.
:)

Oh Yeah! I'm Here
July 13th, 2009, 12:19 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

Oh, and let's not forget that it was once part of a living human being.;)

But now, its different.
:)

We are the cult of the Golden Orb, every Tuesday at 2:30 pm Eastern/Standard time, our master teaches us to cook and eat zombie flesh.;)

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 12:42 PM
Wait my equipment would be Barack Obama watch this linkhttp://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama

Aldin
July 13th, 2009, 12:55 PM
Saw this and had to share:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-child-watched-too-many-zombie-movies.jpg

~Aldin, icanhascheezburgerly

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 01:21 PM
Honestly, my obama vid is better.

Anthasu1
July 13th, 2009, 01:34 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

I hope that doesn't stand for Anthasu1.

Actually Final, I found Aldins a lot funnier, believe it or not... And I'm a Republican.

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 01:44 PM
then the video should have made you laugh pretty hard because it makes fun of obama.

Anthasu1
July 13th, 2009, 01:48 PM
I don't find taking a thread off topic to rip on the President funny, I guess I'm lame though, then.

Now Demetri Martin and Jeff Dunham, they are funny.

Anyways, I'm wondering, what types of Zombies are we killing? Night of the Living Dead Slow, or the New fast Zombies popular in videogames? Like L4D?

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 02:04 PM
The, i'vewatchedtomanymoviestoday kind ;)

Odin_Osgard
July 13th, 2009, 02:18 PM
I didn't find the video funny it was rather lame.
I beleive that as the zombies get progressively older they will lose more and more muscle and get slower. Their muscle wouldn't grow back so a zombie would probably shamble.

Arcus
July 13th, 2009, 02:26 PM
After reading the Zombie Survival Guide, not that I am planing on anything, but go me thinking, If there was a Zombie outbreak, or any kind of invasion, what would my equipment be.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

The Rules

You can only carry

One Primary weapon
One Secondary weapon

Each with only two accessoryies (scope, lasersight, ect...)

Two Close combat weapons

One backpack

One mode of Transportation

Anything else I might have forgotten? (These are not set in stone)

------------------------------------------------------------------

What I would bring

Somekind of Rifle/ Pistol pairing that can both use the same magizine
- Both Silenced along with the Rifle having a Scope and the Pistol with a Laser sight

Barring that

- M21 - Silenced and Scoped
- P90 - Silenced and Scoped

- Machete
- Trench Knives

- Backpack filled with - water purifier, complete first aid kit, flint, extra ammo, food packs




What are your ideas?

I love that book! A sequel to the Zombie Survival Guide comes out in October. I think you can pre-order it at Barnes and Nobles.

Have you read World War Z yet?

SuperflyTNT
July 13th, 2009, 02:30 PM
Problem with the P90 is the small caliber. 5.7mm is made to defeat body armor, and thus it would overpenetrate Zombies and not stop them. Better off with the UMP .45.

The Obama video was really funny.

Why would you need a silenced weapon against Zombies?

finalmix
July 13th, 2009, 02:31 PM
so you don't **** the bear that is 5 feet away and sleeping off.

Orcs Blade
July 13th, 2009, 09:04 PM
I haven't read all twenty-nine pages, so sorry if someone has already done this.

I would bring...

Gurei-Oni.



Speak softly and carry a BIG stick.

Buddy Lee
July 13th, 2009, 09:04 PM
Problem with the P90 is the small caliber. 5.7mm is made to defeat body armor, and thus it would overpenetrate Zombies and not stop them. Better off with the UMP .45.


You're assuming of course that you are firing the SS190 round which is designed to penetrate armor. However, its ballistics characteristics does not mean it would overpenetrate the average human body. Considering the decayed effects of the typical Zombie, and thus the lack of mucscle and organ cohesion it is quite possible that you would face over penetraction. But, also remember that the accepted method of terminating a Zombie is with a head shot. I believe the P90 (or summarily PS90) would be effective in this roll.

A couple of things to remember. The likelihood of finding a P90 is much lower than that of a fully automatic M16/AR15. While there are a fair number of police departments that utilize the P90 in their SWAT units, SRTs etc., you would probably have to get into their armories to have any reasonable expectation of obtaining one. The second is obtaining the SS190 round which is highly restricted by FNH. Sure, if you can get into the arms room you can stock up at the ammo at the same time.

I myself would prefer to use my PS90. Sure it is semi-automatic and doesn't have the "fun" switch, but I can assure you I can tag any hoard of Zombies repeatedly in the head at 50 to 100 yards in rapid succession. With 50 rounds of SS197 ammunition per magazine I can hold of at least a hoard of 100 to 150 Zombies pretty effectively with the 3 magazines I have.

To your point about the UMP I would agree in terms of ballistic effects on the body. The .45 ACP round is probably a much more effective Zombie stopper than the 5.7x28 mm. But you have to keep in mind the recoil of the firearm and your ability to effectively place followup shots into the hoard quickly and effectively. I myself would feel more comfortable doing this with my PS90. If I had to go to a different SMG type weapon I would probably pick my HK94 (civilianized MP5). It is highly accurate, allows for rapid follow-up shots due to minimal recoil, and has a round that is not only of larger caliber, but also probably much more obtainable than any variant of the 5.7x28 mm.

So, pick your poison. Killing Zombies is. . .

Wait minute. Someone's at the door. . .

Buddy Lee

Arcus
July 13th, 2009, 09:09 PM
Why would you need a silenced weapon against Zombies?

They are supposedly hyper-sensitive to sound and can use it to triangulate(sp?) your position.

scottishlad5
July 13th, 2009, 10:19 PM
So You Are Saying Their Is No Need For Food?
Ever heard of zombie flesh?


I hear it's delicious cooked in a little olive oil with some A1.

Oh, and let's not forget that it was once part of a living human being.;)

But now, its different.
:)


We are the cult of the Golden Orb, every Tuesday at 2:30 pm Eastern/Standard time, our master teaches us to cook and eat zombie flesh.;)
Is that what their calling fast food these days?

:)

darkeye202
July 23rd, 2009, 11:45 PM
After some thought and watching a few too many zombie movies, (Shaun of the Dead ftw!) I have reconsidered my selection of weapons. Instead I would just like one backpack, and have inside it:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/darkeye202/NfD.jpg

Where would we be without GIMP?8)

Claws of Death
July 23rd, 2009, 11:47 PM
I haven't read all twenty-nine pages, so sorry if someone has already done this.

I would bring...

Gurei-Oni.



Speak softly and carry a BIG stick.
So, you'd use a plastic figure as your weapon? Wow..... you're dead.

The Walrus King
July 24th, 2009, 10:45 AM
After some thought and watching a few too many zombie movies, (Shaun of the Dead ftw!) I have reconsidered my selection of weapons. Instead I would just like one backpack, and have inside it:

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd297/darkeye202/NfD.jpg

Where would we be without GIMP?8)
GIMP ftw!

White Noise
July 24th, 2009, 03:11 PM
Has anyone thought to:
1. Dig a trench and fill it with a strong acid (HCl maybe?). There's no way zombie flesh could survive corrosion, and without any muscles they wouldn't be able to move too far.
2. Build zombie killing robots (in the event of a zombie attack I know some people...).
They'd probably be impervious to zombie attacks (as they're made of metal and could carry heavy armor) and as long as you have a power source (solar panels-save the power from the daytime for nightly zombie attacks) they could run indefinitely.
3. Draft Zelrig.

Sport351
August 3rd, 2009, 07:49 PM
Having read World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide:

Firearms

Primary: .22 Carbine
Bayonet, Silencer
Secondary: .22 Pistol
Silencer

Hand-to-Hand:

Primary: Shaolin Spade
Secondary: Crowbar

Backpack:

Simple First-Aid Kit
Water
Food
Radio
Ammo
Signal Mirror
Small Bicycle Repair Kit

Transportation:

Mountain Bike

Aldin
August 3rd, 2009, 09:28 PM
Speaking of World War Z...

News in brief: Thousands under quarantine in China

Monday, 3 August 2009

Thousands of people have been placed under quarantine in a town in north-west China after a man died of pneumonic plague and 11 others were confirmed infected with the deadly lung infection, health authorities said.

...sound familiar?

~Aldin, buying more shells for the shotgun

Sport351
August 4th, 2009, 02:08 PM
Oh noes!!! Ah well, I shall have to live on the roof of a local strip mall then. The winters will be hard, but I will just live inside it since the zombies will have frozen.

donjake
August 6th, 2009, 08:07 AM
primary: semi auto rifle like a carbine
secondaryi: pstol
attachments: surppesor for each,bayonet and shight attachment
close combat: crowbar and army knife or other big knife
backpack: cleening kit,ammo,flashlight,, water ,food, paint ball mask
transportation: bike