The very first time

[player_of_volleyball]

i got stung by a yellowejacket today. I was cutting grass and my dad must have run over a hive in the ground(we have our own lawncare business) and i look over and he is jumping around like a wierdo and im like wtf? So i go over to see what is wrong and i feel sumthin on my head and i hit it away. Then i get bum rushed and get stung on the lip. My dad gets stung on the leg and arm(like every other dayof the grass cutting season) and then two more land on my head so im sure the ppl that are like WTF? watching us lookin like morons jumping around and hitting ourselfs. Then we had a good laugh and got back to work and right now as im typing this my lip is really swollen.

[K/H_Addict]

kristen says you're retarded, and i was on the floor laughing my ass off when i read this!!




























poor thing.... :twisted:

[-Zim-]

I have very allegric (I know that's not spelled right) to almost anything with a stinger and wings. Bees, yellowjakcts, wasps, etc...so I remember the first time I got stung I set down on the step's of one of my old houses and placed my hand right on a yellowjacket. It doubled it's size in 30 minutes or so. I won't forget, as for bee stings it would take my a couple of hours telling you all the ones I have had and what has happened. I was just really accident prone when I was younger.

[K/H_Addict]

my mom once sat on a bee.




i have never been stung. in my life.

[ultradoug]

goto a doctor if you have to, hope you recover.

[markwars]

Ahhh....I remember the very first time....

Oh wait, you're talking about bugs! :shock:

[takes cold shower]

[-Zim-]

Wow...I really wish I hadn't read that.

[K/H_Addict]

yeah. had i not noticed who posted this topic, i probably would have said the same thing. But, i know josh, and i expected his post to be something stupid.

[Drumline3469]

I got stung in 4th grade. I was sitting on the edge of my friends window well swinging my legs to and fro and then I felt pain in my ankle. I then proceded to cry and get laughed at by pretty women. I haven't been stung since.

[Aranas]

I worked for a beekeeper when I was 15 and I got stong IN the nose. Waowh! Very painfull!

PoF, were you looking something like this? :excited:

[feekonea]

i got stung by a yellowejacket today. I was cutting grass and my dad must have run over a hive in the ground(we have our own lawncare business) and i look over and he is jumping around like a wierdo and im like wtf? So i go over to see what is wrong and i feel sumthin on my head and i hit it away. Then i get bum rushed and get stung on the lip. My dad gets stung on the leg and arm(like every other dayof the grass cutting season) and then two more land on my head so im sure the ppl that are like WTF? watching us lookin like morons jumping around and hitting ourselfs. Then we had a good laugh and got back to work and right now as im typing this my lip is really swollen.

Your sig goes right along with your life then huh? haha, sorry about your bad luck.

[player_of_volleyball]

I worked for a beekeeper when I was 15 and I got stong IN the nose. Waowh! Very painfull!

PoF, were you looking something like this? :excited:

yea and this :verymad: and like this :grrrr:




i got stung by a yellowejacket today. I was cutting grass and my dad must have run over a hive in the ground(we have our own lawncare business) and i look over and he is jumping around like a wierdo and im like wtf? So i go over to see what is wrong and i feel sumthin on my head and i hit it away. Then i get bum rushed and get stung on the lip. My dad gets stung on the leg and arm(like every other dayof the grass cutting season) and then two more land on my head so im sure the ppl that are like WTF? watching us lookin like morons jumping around and hitting ourselfs. Then we had a good laugh and got back to work and right now as im typing this my lip is really swollen.

Your sig goes right along with your life then huh? haha, sorry about your bad luck.

it sure do

[GaryLASQ]

I worked for a beekeeper when I was 15 and I got stong IN the nose. Waowh! Very painfull!
nasty. pulling out a nose hair is painful enough! my eyes are watering from just thinking about a bee getting in there. :cry:

[-Zim-]

i got stung by a yellowejacket today. I was cutting grass and my dad must have run over a hive in the ground(we have our own lawncare business) and i look over and he is jumping around like a wierdo and im like wtf? So i go over to see what is wrong and i feel sumthin on my head and i hit it away. Then i get bum rushed and get stung on the lip. My dad gets stung on the leg and arm(like every other dayof the grass cutting season) and then two more land on my head so im sure the ppl that are like WTF? watching us lookin like morons jumping around and hitting ourselfs. Then we had a good laugh and got back to work and right now as im typing this my lip is really swollen.

Your sig goes right along with your life then huh? haha, sorry about your bad luck.

Emo people have a bad rap... :(

[bushi96]

I got stung in 4th grade. I was sitting on the edge of my friends window well swinging my legs to and fro and then I felt pain in my ankle. I then proceded to cry and get laughed at by pretty women. I haven't been stung since.

But do you still get laughed at by pretty women? :P

I do... :cry:

[Buddy Lee]

Since we're relating our bee-sting stories, I've got a couple.

When I was, oh, about six or seven, my family was clearing some land we had by a lake where we would build our future home. I had a soda, Fanta Grape if I recall correctly, sitting out on the table. I was drinking from it between moving rocks and clearing brush. As we were getting ready to leave I decided I needed to finish up the drink.

Guess what? That's right a yellow jacket had found its way to the delicious nectar within. Being blissfully unaware of this fact (though this would dramatically, and instantly change in a matter of mere moments). I took one final swag from the can. The pain and anguish is impossible to describe. I was in sheer missery. The entire two and a half hour drive home I was curled up like a ball on the floor of our 1973 Chevy 1500 pickup truck, wishing for death (or at least some morphine).

The others a much less traumatic, and more humorous. The one time my oldest brother ran into a nest while mowing, and went running through the yard stripping off his clothes my other brother and I thought it was hillarious, my oldest brother did not concur. Then there was the time I ran into one while mowing, and I did pretty much the same thing. Or, how about the time I was mowing by the lake, ran into a nest (funny how this seems to be a recurring theme), sprinted down the hill into the lake to shake them off, and was followed into the lake by the lawnmower.

Buddy Lee

[markwars]

Buddy Lee, I knew a girl when I was in elementary school that got stung in the mouth by a bee in her soda.

And once my grandfather was working on something mechanical in his barn on a really hot day. He had a sweat rag with him and hung it on a nail in the barn. Apparently a group of about 15 yellow jackets became instantly enamoured with the rag. When my grandfather was done with his work he took his sweat rag, tossed it over his shoulder and walked out of the barn. About three seconds later he was sprinting for a stock pond and ended up diving straight into it. Nothing in my eight years of existence to that point prepared me for anything like that and still to this day it's one of my funniest memories.

[Hex_Enduction_Hour]

As a kid, I was playing with my army men. I found a dead bee and was playing with it. Kinda like a giant Harryhausen bee in that Island movie. I was feeling brave and pretty smart thinking that the bee had no stinger because it was dead. 5 minutes later I found out the truth. I remember running around my family's coffee table in the front room like 8 times screaming and yelling.

LOL



My Bro-in-law related this childhood tale to me:

He was at the beach with his family. He saw a yellowjacket go into his soda can. Later on, his dad told him to finish his soda. My Bro-in-law told him no way as there was a yellowjacket in the can.

His dad, disbelieving his own son, grabbed the can and took a swig only to immediately spit out the yellowjacket in his mouth.

My bro-in-law thought his dad was the biggest moron on that day.

[robaula]

worst place to be stung? underneath your fingernail (at the top) unlikely? yes, impossible, no. VERY painful swelling and horrible pressure felt behind the nail. wouldnt wish on anyone :cry:

[Codeman]

I remember a co-worker coming into work one morning with an arm like Popeye the Sailor Man. He was driving in with his window down and had his arm resting/hanging in the window opening. While going down the road at 55 mph some type of bee or wasp embedded itself into his forearm. It was ugly.

[rolls_skulls]

damn that sucks I was taking to my friend the other day while her was mowing his lawn and I got stung by something.. man it still really hasn't healed