The Story Game. #2 The Goblin and the Orcs.

[robopesant]

I start the story and after a few sentences stop and someone else writes a little to the story. After every 10 posts I will put it all together, but the story will continue. After I feel we have reached a good ending point I will write an ending and start a new story.
Rules: Only post 1/2 to 3 sentences. Only post part of the story. You have to wait until at least two posts from yours to post again.
Okay I'll start:
Once upon a time there was a sad little goblin, He was sad because...

[ares834]

his mama was masecured by a pack of raving orcs. Who the continued to sever of his...

[nonexistantnonexister]

butt.

[Metaknight]

butt.

Man, you ruined it, whatever.

More orcs were coming and they look heavy. He's running out of options...

[Renquist]

But realizing that he, was in fact, in possession of a rather large noggin - and I do mean large monstrous kids, this head was HUGE; he decided to scuttle his severed little goblin butt up a nearby pile of rocks and camped there.

As luck would have it, the little goblin had a major in pimpinology and was granted a 50 cal sniper rifle by the city when he had saved a baby from a rabid chicken in the frozen meats section of the local gym.

Therefore, the sun a-shinin' and the birds a-singing, the little goblin dropped the tripod to rest his rifle in place. His unfortunately undersized butt severed body was of course incapable of handling the recoil of such a monster, so he placed the stock butt against his eye socket. Surely his gargantuan head would suffice.... it had to.

His free eye gazed through his solar powered, scratch and sniff purple dot zero relief scope and wound in the zoom. Instinctually realizing that was impossible, he focused on the task at hand. He had to have his dad's car washed by noon or there would be hell to pay.

This was the moment he had trained for. Gods willing he'd see it through...

[nonexistantnonexister]

He took out a bucket of mud, and a vat of acid, and began to clean the car.

[robopesant]

But suddenly, some orcs jumped out of the car and to the cleaning supplies and ran off.

[nonexistantnonexister]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my cleaning supplies, my livelyhood MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he vowed to rip every orc limb from limb, but cheek from butt cheek.

[Mindfreak]

Unfournatley, as he was tear off an orc's butt, he rembereed they have horrible gas.

[Syvarris the Ruler]

He fainted and when he awoke he was being punched by his dad for not cleaning the car.

[robopesant]

Once upon a time there was a sad little goblin, He was sad because his mama was masecured by a pack of raving orcs. Who the continued to sever of his butt. More orcs were coming and they look heavy. He's running out of options But realizing that he, was in fact, in possession of a rather large noggin - and I do mean large monstrous kids, this head was HUGE; he decided to scuttle his severed little goblin butt up a nearby pile of rocks and camped there.

As luck would have it, the little goblin had a major in pimpinology and was granted a 50 cal sniper rifle by the city when he had saved a baby from a rabid chicken in the frozen meats section of the local gym.

Therefore, the sun a-shinin' and the birds a-singing, the little goblin dropped the tripod to rest his rifle in place. His unfortunately undersized butt severed body was of course incapable of handling the recoil of such a monster, so he placed the stock butt against his eye socket. Surely his gargantuan head would suffice.... it had to.

His free eye gazed through his solar powered, scratch and sniff purple dot zero relief scope and wound in the zoom. Instinctually realizing that was impossible, he focused on the task at hand. He had to have his dad's car washed by noon or there would be hell to pay.

This was the moment he had trained for. Gods willing he'd see it through .He took out a bucket of mud, and a vat of acid, and began to clean the car But suddenly, some orcs jumped out of the car and to the cleaning supplies and ran off. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, my cleaning supplies, my livelyhood MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he vowed to rip every orc limb from limb, but cheek from butt cheek. Unfournatley, as he was tear off an orc's butt, he rembereed they have horrible gas. He fainted and when he awoke he was being punched by his dad for not cleaning the car.

[Renquist]

And then his story came to an abrupt end because child abuse is not at all funny and is an alarming topic to bring into a thread.

[Syvarris the Ruler]

But realizing that he, was in fact, in possession of a rather large noggin - and I do mean large monstrous kids, this head was HUGE; he decided to scuttle his severed little goblin butt up a nearby pile of rocks and camped there.

As luck would have it, the little goblin had a major in pimpinology and was granted a 50 cal sniper rifle by the city when he had saved a baby from a rabid chicken in the frozen meats section of the local gym.

Therefore, the sun a-shinin' and the birds a-singing, the little goblin dropped the tripod to rest his rifle in place. His unfortunately undersized butt severed body was of course incapable of handling the recoil of such a monster, so he placed the stock butt against his eye socket. Surely his gargantuan head would suffice.... it had to.

His free eye gazed through his solar powered, scratch and sniff purple dot zero relief scope and wound in the zoom. Instinctually realizing that was impossible, he focused on the task at hand. He had to have his dad's car washed by noon or there would be hell to pay.

This was the moment he had trained for. Gods willing he'd see it through...
...because child abuse is not at all funny and is an alarming topic to bring into a threadI believe you started it though.

[Renquist]

Hold up now, 'there would be hell to pay' could mean any number of things. It could mean the end of all times. It could mean the little goblin would be upset and do something drastic.

I don't condone child abuse in any way and I believe this has just killed this thread.