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August 16th, 2007, 08:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: MARRDEN HOUNDS SUED FOR SPREADING PLAGUE
Dim the viking claims "After coming in contact with a hound, my health started to sap away, I felt very hot and my brother keeled over in agony." many of these cases have sprung up, the hounds in theyre defense "Hiss HgRRR Gok Nis JORr." the question is "Hound or Hazard" the hounds are already known as unstable, moving in lurches alternating between fast and slow. Utgar in defense "Uuuhhh Uuuhhh IT's TOR-KUL-NA'S FAULT!!!!."
Welcome back, the hounds were sent to court, yet mysteriously all the members took a day off, so the gladiatrons are engaging a cyber claw quarintine. Utgar is still in denial, and Tor-Kul-Na is adament that it is not his fault, "I will kill you if you say its my fault!!!." lower Ekstrom is in
lockdown, and the nakita agents are smoking out the area in an attemp to kill the plague and Utgar has been sued for 1 million, and lost the lawsuit.
CASE CLOSED
GRIMNAK GOES INTO-MID LIFE CRISIS
Dear old grimnak has gone in his mid-life crisis, the orc claims "I dont know who I am, A dinosaur or an orc." subsequintly the dinosaur claims "What if I am an Orc, maybe I'm supposed to be riding the other Orc/Dino I feel so lost." Chaos has followed, we have had reports of an Orc with a dinosaur on its back eating people, and have "disengaged many battles" . so the big question is "Which one is Grimnak" Grimnak cannot be taken into custody because they do not know which Grimnak to arrest.
Welcome back, more news on this case has been released.
After searching the birth records we have come to a conclusion, the Orc is Grim, and the dinosaur is Nak, Another case solved folks.
.
CASE CLOSED
DW7000 COMMITS SUICIDE
Yes, it happened. During a large battle on the plains, a large explosion was heard, when they got to the site, they found a burned and dead robot, but dont worry about fatalities, he didnt do crap for damage.
Infact many causualties have been reported now, an orc exploded from laughter, X17 broke his ROFL unit, and a college housewarming party was killed from laughter, and the immense noise of the laughter.
We have also found that DW7000 is actually a criminal known as Jihadwalker2007.
The moral of this case is FEAR THE WRATH OF ROFL, and lmao too.
CASE CLOSED
MIMRING GOES GASSY
During a Nostralund brawl, a Einar Imperium reported that he heard a strange sound, and then saw a inferno rage past him, demolishing anything in its path, the only other being left was Mimring. Mimring has been reported going into taco bells, then coming out 80 pounds heavier, we have no more leads thus far.
Welcome back, Mimring went to a doctor, claiming he had a bad gas problem. The doctor told mimring that pooping out tough taco shells had made his anal passage very bumpy, and when the beans made him fart the friction ignited the gas, into a devestating line of fire.
CASE CLOSED
Q9, TRIGGER HAPPY?
Q9, a renowned gunner, and the terror of Vydar's army, gone trigger happy??? Yes, he was reported to be shooting everything in sight, even little rabbits, and he even shot a hole in one, *ahem* Juan, some random guy. Q9's radio feed started booming with the words TRIGGER HAPPY, OH SO HAPPY........OH I GOT UZI AND MACHINE AND GONNA KILL YOU TONIGHT.......TRIGGER HAPPY.....TRIGGER HAPPY. Vydar is crying in bed at the thought of losing Q9 and being left with the good, but still nowhere near Q9, Q10
Chaos has been erupting across valhalla, Q9 was luckily caght on a rampage by a brave Izumi with a lucky counter strike, he is now being tried by Judge Blacklock
Live footage:
Hello world we are here at the live trial of Q9
"Are you Q9 responsible for being totally awesome."
"YeS"
"Are you responsible for killing many innocents and giving a bad example to the children"
"What I killed them in alphabetcal order."
"Oh then thats fine."
"Is it true my grandma cooks better cookies then yours."
"Yes ooooh yes its all true, *assorted sobbing noises*"
Q9 is now being haulled off to be re proggramed.
"Hi kids the phrase of the day is THE INFEDELS MUST BURN!!!!!!"
This situation could have gotten ugly, but krug kindly knocked Q9 out.
CASE CLOSED
Caffeine crazy Aubriens FRENZY
Dim the viking claims "After coming in contact with a hound, my health started to sap away, I felt very hot and my brother keeled over in agony." many of these cases have sprung up, the hounds in theyre defense "Hiss HgRRR Gok Nis JORr." the question is "Hound or Hazard" the hounds are already known as unstable, moving in lurches alternating between fast and slow. Utgar in defense "Uuuhhh Uuuhhh IT's TOR-KUL-NA'S FAULT!!!!."
Welcome back, the hounds were sent to court, yet mysteriously all the members took a day off, so the gladiatrons are engaging a cyber claw quarintine. Utgar is still in denial, and Tor-Kul-Na is adament that it is not his fault, "I will kill you if you say its my fault!!!." lower Ekstrom is in
lockdown, and the nakita agents are smoking out the area in an attemp to kill the plague and Utgar has been sued for 1 million, and lost the lawsuit.
CASE CLOSED
GRIMNAK GOES INTO-MID LIFE CRISIS
Dear old grimnak has gone in his mid-life crisis, the orc claims "I dont know who I am, A dinosaur or an orc." subsequintly the dinosaur claims "What if I am an Orc, maybe I'm supposed to be riding the other Orc/Dino I feel so lost." Chaos has followed, we have had reports of an Orc with a dinosaur on its back eating people, and have "disengaged many battles" . so the big question is "Which one is Grimnak" Grimnak cannot be taken into custody because they do not know which Grimnak to arrest.
Welcome back, more news on this case has been released.
After searching the birth records we have come to a conclusion, the Orc is Grim, and the dinosaur is Nak, Another case solved folks.
.
CASE CLOSED
DW7000 COMMITS SUICIDE
Yes, it happened. During a large battle on the plains, a large explosion was heard, when they got to the site, they found a burned and dead robot, but dont worry about fatalities, he didnt do crap for damage.
Infact many causualties have been reported now, an orc exploded from laughter, X17 broke his ROFL unit, and a college housewarming party was killed from laughter, and the immense noise of the laughter.
We have also found that DW7000 is actually a criminal known as Jihadwalker2007.
The moral of this case is FEAR THE WRATH OF ROFL, and lmao too.
CASE CLOSED
MIMRING GOES GASSY
During a Nostralund brawl, a Einar Imperium reported that he heard a strange sound, and then saw a inferno rage past him, demolishing anything in its path, the only other being left was Mimring. Mimring has been reported going into taco bells, then coming out 80 pounds heavier, we have no more leads thus far.
Welcome back, Mimring went to a doctor, claiming he had a bad gas problem. The doctor told mimring that pooping out tough taco shells had made his anal passage very bumpy, and when the beans made him fart the friction ignited the gas, into a devestating line of fire.
CASE CLOSED
Q9, TRIGGER HAPPY?
Q9, a renowned gunner, and the terror of Vydar's army, gone trigger happy??? Yes, he was reported to be shooting everything in sight, even little rabbits, and he even shot a hole in one, *ahem* Juan, some random guy. Q9's radio feed started booming with the words TRIGGER HAPPY, OH SO HAPPY........OH I GOT UZI AND MACHINE AND GONNA KILL YOU TONIGHT.......TRIGGER HAPPY.....TRIGGER HAPPY. Vydar is crying in bed at the thought of losing Q9 and being left with the good, but still nowhere near Q9, Q10
Chaos has been erupting across valhalla, Q9 was luckily caght on a rampage by a brave Izumi with a lucky counter strike, he is now being tried by Judge Blacklock
Live footage:
Hello world we are here at the live trial of Q9
"Are you Q9 responsible for being totally awesome."
"YeS"
"Are you responsible for killing many innocents and giving a bad example to the children"
"What I killed them in alphabetcal order."
"Oh then thats fine."
"Is it true my grandma cooks better cookies then yours."
"Yes ooooh yes its all true, *assorted sobbing noises*"
Q9 is now being haulled off to be re proggramed.
"Hi kids the phrase of the day is THE INFEDELS MUST BURN!!!!!!"
This situation could have gotten ugly, but krug kindly knocked Q9 out.
CASE CLOSED
Caffeine crazy Aubriens FRENZY